So….
Miranda Kerr, Anna Rubik, Kate Upton, Joan Smalls, Rosie (not O’Donnell) and Candice Swanepoel all got into bed for V Magazine…like they’ve probbaly all got in bed for dudes who are either rich enough, or famous enough….except maybe Candice Swanepoel because that bitch is boring…
Now, I can assume a good time was had by all..not just Kate Upton because there was craft services, with enough cake and cupcake to fuel her plus sized model titties…by all, I mean all these models, because obviously they love being half naked in pictures, it’s all they know.
I generally hate girl in bed photoshoots, they are all over instagram, and boring as fuck to me…I guess, I’m old school and when it comes to in bed lingerie shoots, because so many F-List to No-List nobodies doing their lingerie in bed shoots for instagram, it’s just fucking lame…I don’t care how great your fake photoshoot with your fake photographer for your fake modeling to pretend you’re contributing to some fake magazine is….you’re a fucking idiot..I hate you…I hope you get hit by a train while walking and checking your likes on your shitty booty shot…you’re not going to be a Victoria’s Secret model, you’re low hanging fruit, no matter how many perverts approve of your anus spread on the internet…garbage…
But when A-List models, even over rated A-List Models, all played out, or in Kate Upton’s case well fed…I dig it….
Here are the pics…V-Magazine…be glad it’s not Kardashian polluted….because maybe, just maybe, one media outlet will boycott that shit.
