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2023

14

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Here are some weed girls smoking their weed on the internet like a bunch of lawless criminals, not worried about the consequences of their ruthless criminal behavior….

They are basically their own NARCs, so when the FEDS knocking down their door to discipline them for their naughty behavior, bringing the BOOK OF THE LAW down on them, all thanks to providing them with the EVIDENCE they needed, the laziest STING operation ever….all for the sake of posting content for weed bros who get off to weed girls cuz they think that means the weed girls are down with what they are down with….all chill and RASTAFARI….forgetting that these chick’s aren’t about to fuck them, let alone smoke weed with them…..but hey, in a world of jerking off to the screen, we need these weed girls to deliver the goods like the weed delivery guy of yesteryear….only with tits.

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2023

14

Jun

Emmanuelle Chriqui Side Boob of the Day

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Emmanuelle Crhiqui is the Canadian actress who said “FUCK CANADA” and that oppressive socialist state, I’m heading to the LAND OF THE FREE, to get these TITTIES paid.

I’m not sure if that’s exactly what she said when she made the move to America, but I do know that her titties get paid…..

She is probably pushing 50 years old at this point, but who isn’t….and really when the 50 year old comes with tits, so you can come to her tits, it’s better than no tits.

The brave actress has laid down on her back, to show she’s still got perk left in her tits, almost as if they are bolt-ons, but probably aren’t bolt ons, just impressive milkers that don’t fully flatten when she lays down like typical tits meaning there is a level of substantial to said tits, especially at her age…..

In a culture obsessed with tits, that’s what separates the semi-famous tits from the not famous tits…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Emanuelle Chriqui

2023

14

Jun

Morning Motivation…..and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Surf Babe in Bali

Bitches Love Boats

Slutty Body Reveal

Climbing Bitch

Dumb Dancer

Posted in:Videos

2023

14

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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A post for inclusivity, to shut all the fatties up like an all you can eat buffet dessert cart, in an “I am inclusive, I post a fat chick round-up of fat chicks who think they are hot all the time, every week”…..BECAUSE getting cancelled when you’re already cancelled is DOUBLE the cancelled which doesn’t cancel the cancel out, it just makes you MORE invisible and BROKE….

SO yeah, a post for inclusivity can also be an educational post as to why you should not believe big is wonderful, body positivity is actually pretty negative and all the TRUTHS we already know!

INCLUSIVITY POSTS USED AS A WARNING!!!! ENJOY!

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Posted in:Fatty

2023

13

Jun

Irina Shayk Brings her Tits and Ass to Instagram of the Day

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I’ve endorsed the double agent that is Irina Shayk, who people are hating because the media is telling them to hate Russians, who Tom Brady is hating because she’s a desperate looking model trying to find her next high profile dick to climb on, not realizing she’s 38 years old, a mom , and in the process of a rotting harder than she probably ever thought she would, but probably thought she would because she had kids with Brad Cooper for the insurance policy / financial benefits of using that pussy to wallet fuck for 18 years of child support, assuming she’s not a born man and all this has been an elaborate troll because one of these pics looks like she’s got a dick, a dick you’d like to suck since it comes with the rest of her, even if it comes down your throat…..

The point of the story is the rot is happening, the desperation increasing at an equal pace to the rot in efforts to offset the rot and there’s titties on INSTAGRAM so that’s really what it’s all about isn’t it…

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2023

13

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I think it’s ridiculous that I have to defend myself when posting hot bodied girls with TINY TITS, because the A-Cup is as important as the DD-Cup, even if it’s less robust, harder to suffocate on, harder to grab, harder to see through clothing….it still holds it’s weight, which isn’t much weight…it still packs a big punch despite it’s size…

I think it’s more ridiculous that not a single small titty girl has emailed me to thank me for my continued support for their small titty cause, because the insecurity girls feel with their small tits, which are like BIG tits, just smaller, often just as HOT, thanks to the tighter bod they’re attached to….and far easier to run around the park in a sports bra and do yoga with, even if less fun to watch do those thigns…

I feel so under appreciated with my ACTIVISM…

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2023

13

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Pink Bikini of the Day

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I didn’t know you could smell dog shit through the computer, has the AI technology really got that good, I was convince my dog too a shit, but alas, it was KIM KARDASHIAN in a pink bikini to trick you into thinking she’s a girl and not some troll they pulled out of middle earth….

You may think it’s a tribute to the color her pussy once was, you know “WE ARE ALL PINK ON THE INSIDE”…but I don’t think NECROSIS PUSSY is ever pink…

I think Kim K is the symbol of a failed society, it was profitable for her, since MONEY is everything to these scumbags, but it’s pretty depressing to see who we reward and celebrate, especially when they look like farm animals…

Demonic, definitely….but her mutant body in a bikini is worth pointing and laughing at like the freakshow circus it is…

Or you can always jerk off to it, because you think she’s hot….along with the rest of the world….in what I think must prove we live in a dystopian hell simulation!

Posted in:Kim KArdahians

2023

13

Jun

Katie Cassidy in a Swimsuit of the Day

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In old sluts you don’t give a fuck about, how about some Katie Cassidy in a one-piece with her tits out….

Rockin’ some prison tats on malnourished legs, like a medicated crackhead who sucks dick for extra money cuz her social security doesn’t cover it!

She is the daughter of dead Patridge Family David Cassidy doing a father’s day tribute to him by looking like a corpse.

Posted in:Katie Cassidy

2023

13

Jun

Leni Klum’s Robe Selfie of the Day

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I feel like I’ve already posted this Leni Klum selfie in a silky looking robe you’d expect to find in the boudoir, whatever the fuck a boudoir is….I’m thinking Whore House in the 1800s, but what the fuck do I know…

I assume this is how Heidi used to dress Leni up when important decision makers were visiting the house, pantyless, so they’d get a glimpse of the HEAT she’s packing, in efforts to keep Heidi working…

Like the hot moms who are actually embarrassing trying to stay young and hip moms you see at the Walmart, not realizing they are 50 fucking years old, mooching off their daughter’s hotness, walking around with pride with every creeper who creeps on them, you know that Heidi’s the same fucking way.

The more relevant and jerk-off-able the daughter, the hotter the seemingly rotting mom, because it’s one of those “MILF” situations, but you have to wait until the daughter is 18 to really make the fantasy work, unless they’re creeper lawbreakers…which most of you probably are…

Either way, FANCY ROBE PORN.

BUT WHERE ARE THE TITTIES?

Posted in:Leni Klum

2023

13

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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The weirdest thing happened to me today on my TIGHT PANT adventure, where I basically Steve Irwin Crocodile hunt the bitches in tight pants, because they are fruitful and abundant….bitches of all ages just walking around with pants up in their cunts and assholes…from granny to 18 year old boys who think they are girls…it’s crazy…

But today, along with the standard flow of TIGHT pants I experienced, came one set of tight pants on a chick that were UNDER A PAIR of shorts….

Now I remember Tight Pants of the 90s being used as tights under shorts and I thought that shit was dumb then, but in this era of TIGHT pants on all sizes, fat fucks and anorexics, FAKE asses and NO asses…the whole thing was too much to handle and I don’t know what to do with myself….

HOW can a woman in a whore era of whores have oversized shorts over leggings, CANNOT PROCESS THIS INFORMATION!

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