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2015

14

Jul

Australian Babe by Jody Pachniuk of the Day

I don’t know much….but I know I love Australia…and that may be all I need to know…

Sure, I’ve never been to Australia, but the girls I see on the internet from Australia are from another fucking planet, I guess one we call Australia…

I mean maybe I’m not getting an honest rendition of the motherfucker, because the trolls that should stay in their kangaroo pouches aren’t hustling their social media with hot fucking pics, you know I get a taste of a small fraction of Australians…but not the kind of taste I want…you know of their assholes…from direct tongue to asshole contact…or tongue to dirty panties they leave in a hotel room on an LA visit to get famous…I’m not picky..when it comes to licking the asshole of perfection..

I don’t know Jody the photographer…or the model…and I’m too lazy to google, but I do know amazing when I see it…and this is amazing…

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2015

14

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

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I find it pretty obnoxious that a lingerie and bikini model…who has been doing this since shitty tramp stamps have been acceptable…which is probably mid to late 90s…thinks getting into a bikini or bathing suit…is anything anyone would care about when it’s all she’s ever done, it’s all we’ve ever seen of her, and there are countless, tens of thousands…maybe even hundreds of thousands of girls in bikinis on the internet who are 100 fucking year old Catholic moms of two…she made her millions at this and doesn’t need to go back to show off…or to draw attention to herself…I get it, she’s pushing her own swimwear line, all these girls are hookers who only get seen when it’s for money money money purposes…but I saw if you’re gonna pay a bitch, directly, or indirectly, she should be showing off the box that made her…..even if it’s been ripped apart, even shredded by babies….

It’s as boring as Jennifer Lawrence swearing for Conan’s swear jar….

TO SEE THE RESET OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

14

Jul

Alyssia McGoogan by Alessandro Casagrande Nude of the Day

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Alessandro Casagrande is a big TUMBLR photographer and tumblr is the future, because tumblr is better designed and makes more fucking sense than Instagram, and I believe they will win this war against instagram, when people realize that TUMBLR lets you post nudes…and that’s something I’ve been doing and been penalized for fucking ever…maybe one day…brands will say “holy fuck, pussy isn’t just for fucking behind my wife’s back at the office, it’s can be compelling content also”….asshole ad agency cocksuckers..

That said, I assume he’s from Italy, but I don’t fucking know, I just geographically locate people by their name….I am a bigot like that…

I don’t know who the model Alyssia McGoogan, but she’s naked in “artistic” poses….that aren’t really artistic, but are still not porn, so it’s grey area perfection I love…so let’s just encourage her to continue…cuz without that…we got nothing…but the girls willing to fuck us naked and that is a terribly, horribly, scary thing to look at…

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2015

14

Jul

Sinead O’Connor Seems into Kim Kardashian of the Day

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It is safe to assume that this is Sinead O’Connor jumping on the Kim Kardashian band wagon like everyone else, because it seems to be the only way to get into the press, especially when you’re outspoken Sinead O’Connor…

I would say maybe Kim K paid her to do this, but Kim K and the rest of the world doesn’t fucking remember this bitch….

That’s not to say what she saying isn’t true…why is Kim K on the cover of a music mag, that was at some point in time influential, interesting, pioneers that covered the scene before the internet…

Are they just clickbait, click hogs, trying to get noticed, picked up, seen and resorting to shitty coverage of shitty people that have a big social following to do it?

Is all media owned by ad agencies?

I am going to go with yes…Sinead O’Connor has been under a rock or locked in a basement so long, she just doesn’t realize it…or maybe she does and this is her campaign…

All this to say…this much Kardashian and Sinead thought..should warrant me being taken out back and shot for participating…

Posted in:SFW|Sinead O'Connor

2015

14

Jul

Racism at Euro Dance Parties with Girls in Bikinis of the Day

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We can all agree that the world is a little overly sensitive about everything even remotely offensive these days….it’s just create as much conflict amongst ourselves…leaving very little room for making fun of each other or being racist…

But you have to be an idiot to go out of your way, as a European, to shit on Native Americans, who his people raped and killed to steal land to build this shithole I call home…back in 1492

That idiot is David Guetta, a 500 year old DJ….who runs an Ibiza party called Fuck Me I’m Famous, that has been going on for a really fucking long time….which should remind you all that 500 year old DJs are out of touch…probably has nothing to do with these outfits at his party, he’s 500 years old, playing shitty music to rooms full of 18 year old girls who fuck him while getting paid 100,000 dollars a gig, 5 nights a week…

That’s the real fucking creepy in all this….18 year old girls pay to see this dude play and even suck his dick while making him a millionaire multiple times over…so racist, misguided, idiot or not…he’s drawing attention to his party, making money and probably fucking your daughter while she’s on MDMA groupie-ing hard on him…and most importantly, has nothing to do with this..but may issue an apology to seem like a good guy to continue the gravy train…from thanksgiving…that he probably celebrates playing a vegas club for lots of money…while all you North Americans celebrate rape, torture and killing of natives…over turkey…you fucks.

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2015

14

Jul

Selena Gomez Slut Shames Her Assistant of the Day

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A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jul 13, 2015 at 4:29pm PDT

Here’s a little Selena Gomez slut shaming her Assistant..Theresa Marie Mingus…

She’s saying hey “Theresa Marie Mingus” you’re wearing socks and sandals…I can’t believe you’re so basic….don’t I pay you more than this? You slut…

She’s saying hey “Theresa Marie Mingus” I’m Selena Gomez, I’m your boss, you are my puppet, I can be friendly with you, since you’re my paid friend, but realize I own you and I’m the best thing to ever happen to you, so go get my Dry Cleaning “Theresa Marie Mingus” or I’ll send you back to Mexico…

She’s saying “Theresa Marie Mingus” you’re my little slave, and I will work you 80 hours a week and keep you locked up in the pool house, so that when I need anything you’re there…

All while laughing at “Theresa Marie Mingus” sandals…because I guess Selena GOmez wanted to add her to her storyline…

Here’s her LINKEDIN –

I think I’m in love with Theresa Marie Mingus….even if putting up with famous people, despite the great opportunities it leads to, must be the fucking worst shit ever…always dealing with their nonssense…

Here are some pics Theresa Marie Mingus – in a Bikini…she was Kim Kardashian’s assistant for 2 years, so it’s safe to say, that’s how she learned how to Big Booty Selfie…and I’m glad she did…I am on her side…dealing with these horrible horrible people…I’m sure she has the best stories about…but is contractually not allowed to ever speak…like Kim Kardashian is a military operation, when she’s more like the hooker they pass around when they come to port…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

14

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Selfie Erotica of the Day

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Here is a little Lindsay Lohan intermission to remind all of you motherfuckers that even the most battered, beat-up, broken down, corpse of a person who was once a real celebrity but who is now a shell of what they were, resorting to Instagram to make a couple of dollars to fund their lavish lifestyle they can’t afford to fund, thanks to being an idiot and self destructing instead of maximizing that shit, investing in fucking internet things when she had the money, becoming a billionaire crackhead, instead the crackhead hooker to billionaires…

All this to say, with the right filter, she’s alright at the in bed, possibly naked, making you want to climb behind her in the “Ray Jay / Kim K” monkey mount….but maybe I’m just reading into it too much because I think Lohan, crackhead, half dead zombie, broken down girl, is magical…partially that she’s still alive, and because she represents Hollywood’s glory days, and by glory days I mean when Hollywood started turning from independent actor based movies, to commercial shit designed to fill seats…

I’d do her…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2015

14

Jul

Taylor Swift’s Crotchshot of the DAy

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I have a feeling that Taylor Swift is so powerful and in control of every aspect of her billion dollar career, that she’s got a team of people in place, strategically designed so that there is 360 degree coverage from every angle, so that people can’t get a picture of her vagina protruding from her skimpy shorts from all the excitement caused by being a powerhouse act that pretty much has all these puppet idiots, mostly models, around her to have her fun with, when she’s not burning through cock, like it was Paris Hilton’s burning vagina…

All this to say, I prefer when crotch shots are less creatively blocked, and more spread eagled so that I can see into her soul as she drips, cuz she clearly always drips, she’s wet like that, all over the examining room table…

Speaking of examining room tables, Lorde doing a “surprise song” for Taylor, or as I like to call her “Cool Girl Tay Tay”…who is every popstar, you know not just the popstar for the people, but the popstar’s popstar, who realizes that by friending everyone and through positivity, more people will like her and buy her music, which is her end goal…because you know she’s a terror behind closed doors…

TO SEE PICS OF HER LEGS IN NYC CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

14

Jul

Mila Kunis in a Video for Gems of the Day

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Mila Kunis is apparently the face of some gems company called Gemfields…and has been since 2013, because I guess being the wife of a dotcom possibly billionaire, if not close to billionaire, because all these Silicon Valley dot com projects are ridiculously overvalued and all these idiots are becoming billionaires with bullshit like Twitter, or Spotify, or Tinder and Snapchat and whatever else the fucker put 50,000 dollars into for 5% before it was evaluated at 10 billion dollars….

SO, she doesn’t really need to be working, but as a gold digger revisiting her co-star that she’s known forever, because he felt like home, especially now that he’s rich as fuck, she needs to pretend she is working, so that he doesn’t feel used by her, so that he can trust her, so that he can see her as an original true friend who’s been there for him through it all…I mean she’s a millionaire in her own right….but people always want more…

So, why not do it jewel erotica…so we know where your heart really lies…you materialistic…overrated twat everyone fucking loves….right?

Posted in:Mila Kunis|Videos

2015

14

Jul

Sydney Whoring by Art Provocative of the Day

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I am very into Australia right now…it is like the late 80s all over again…you know when America was Australia crazy….we were drinking their beer, eating their national cuisine at Outback steakhouse, we were watching them in Movies, from Mel Gibson to Crocodile Dundee, we were jerking off to Elle Macpherson….

Well…I believe things are cyclical and Australia is back…the girls fun and hot…and drunk and I guess that’s all that really matters…babes willing to be silly….I love it….

So every time my friend and contributor to the site, @art_provocative , sends me a new set of pics of Australian sex workers, I get happy…not because I love sex workers, but because I love Australians in anything they do, and really what’s not to love about sex workers, they make money doing what they’d do for free…at least that is the line they always tell me when talking about sex for money…but not what they tell me when they are asking me to pay extra because I didn’t shower…

Here are the pics.

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