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2015

24

Jul

News Eye Witness of the Day

1 Minute in..This woman broke the internet..

Sure it wasn’t in a Kim Kardashian way…which I don’t consider breaking the internet, they just told us they were breaking the internet in part of their brain washing….when really the only thing Kim Kardashian should be breaking is the chairs she may be sitting on, or the hopes and dreams of anyone with talent..who has to look at her and ask “why is that a bigger star than I’ll ever be”….maybe breaking morale for young girls in school who see her half retard antics and aspire for that shit…maybe even ruining a generation of girls…while creating an ass implant industry for all these idiot cheesy club girls….

Either way, why does breaking the internet make me think Kardashian…when nothing should make me think Kardashians…ever…

And everything should make me think of this girl, talking about her Cousin burning down her house, because he can’t get with her – since she’s married…

Something you’d want to keep off the news, unless you’re just the ultimate troll…or an inbred retard..

Who knows…it’s good.

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2015

24

Jul

Irina Shayk in a See Through Outfit of the Day

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A photo posted by irinashayk (@irinashayk) on Jul 23, 2015 at 10:01am PDT

23 Hours ago…

Irina Shayk posted these pictures of her in a dress…that was a little revealing…but not as revealing as her pissing for some paying client on a webcam in some webcam girl warehouse owned by the Russian mob she is supposed to be working at…

But I guess with the whole Russian Billionaire thing, she managed to escape the communist wake that has made so may of these souless babes…like serious fucking babes…turn to that life…

While instead running off to date celebrities and famous soccer players…because when you’re hot, in the right circle, run the right PR around yourself, all the rich guys want inside you, like buying a ferrari…a used, passed around, Russian, only it it for your money…ferrari..

But these rich people don’t care, they just want the best of everything, and she’s packaged herself like that…

She’s also packaged herself like a toilet papered house at the Frosh or Halloween..

She’s also looking pregnant, or bloated, on her period or knocked up….because you can’t live a life as a sugar baby properly without child support checks…the stupid 20k a kid kind…otherwise, she’s gotta operate as an escort with access to credit card..and escorts have no independence…something Russians who have been oppressed for ever don’t like…it reminds them of their past…but they do like money…

Who cares…she’s hot..that’s what matters.

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2015

24

Jul

Just a Girl and a Bull and Other Videos of the Day

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Driver Sprays Gas Station Guy with Gas – Lights it and Get Burned…

Electric Unicycle Explodes to Teach Owner a Lesson

Rickshaw Driver – Charges People 200 Pounds for a 4 minute ride…

Robber Shot By His Own Gun During Robbery

Teens Save Old Couple…

Vintage NASA Crash Landing

Naked Cowgirl for Trump

Rescue of the Day

Door Kicking Angry Sean Astin Impersonator….

A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Jul 23, 2015 at 11:04pm PDT

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2015

24

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you are trying to have an after party with a couple of random drunk 20 year olds you met at some party…

Do not try to rope them into the hang by telling them that you’ll pay a homeless man to fuck a big mac then eat it, for the big mac….because homeless people don’t need money they just buy drugs with it…

Despite being freaks, who like being choked and spat on when tied up, these 20 year olds all perverts….

That was more fake commercial non-GMO meat than they were willing to chew…

I should have offered to do it with something more vegan….

Fucking 20 year olds and veganism….

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Tom Hiddleston an an Olsen in a Car
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Girls Bending… Hot…
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Some Chick in a Bikini
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Irina Shayk in a See Through Dress and a Baby Bump…
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Pheobe PRice is an ANgel…and Her Friend is Flashing Her Tit
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Mia Khlifa’s Porn Career…
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Danica Patrick Yoga
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2015

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Get ready for HUMANS to be destroyed…

OR maybe…for new travel destinations for the rich…

But I’m more into Humans being destroyed….I feel like the planet needs a reset and that I’ll survive…

We are not alone, but we’re still lonely…

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2015

23

Jul

Miley Cyrus Beach Daze of the DAy

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Like I said…

These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time…

But Miley Cyrus, in all her bullshit, TUMBLR Hipster that isn’t a hipster because she’s fucking mainstream as fuck and hipsters are anti-mainstream…but hipsters don’t actually exist, but a bunch of fucking Miley Cyrus phony artists do, which is ok by me, since Art is a fucking scam…

Just keep getting naked girl…I got you.

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2015

23

Jul

Madonna’s Daughter in a Bikini of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that Lourdes Leon is doing better than Zoe Kravitz…

Because she’s just showing off her tits like her mother…

Not dating her mother…

These celebrity kids are fucking weird…just raised by self involved, narcissist, horrible people, who have too much fucking money…and infrastructure that lives a very unrealistic existence…making these people social experiments…

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2015

23

Jul

Kendall Jenner in Bed of the Day

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These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time…

Because we are basic, this is basic marketing, it’s why we bought beer in the 80s…and cigarettes in the 60s…

Speak to our penises…and we’ll listen…

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2015

23

Jul

Selena Gomez Fat Thigh for Her Birthday of the Day

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I don’t know if watching girls get older is really porn to you…

I mean this isn’t going from 17 to 18 making the chastity belt that is her vagina open the flood gates for your penis, because you respect the law….

This is a 22 year old turning 23….just on the decline, rocking fat legs, because she’s pudgy….in

This is not a celebration, this is an RIP to her being at her hottest she’s ever been….sure she’s still young, she’s still rich, she’s still Selena Gomez, but with every year her relevance declines, and to some that may be a celebration….just not to me…

But I don’t mind staring at thick thighs…I got nothing else to do.

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2015

23

Jul

Nina Agdal Ass for Instagram of the Day

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I know I call Sports Illustrated models gold digging Sugar Babies, who just use Sports Illustrated as a vehicle to increase their social media following, and to in turn feel like they are established as models, and professionals at modeling, so that rich guys feel less like they are hiring hookers, even though modeling is just hooking…they feel like they are linking up with top tier, chosen by an agency, a casting director, and a photographer…before ending up on their yacht….

Because Sports Illustrated models are gold digging Sugar Babies….who use modeling to get boyfriends, it’s not like they are getting paid to be in the magazine, it’s just a stamp of approval…

So everything they do, is about self promoting, and about building out that brand to lure the richest guy, and in doing they they pull these silly stunts on instagram, showing off to get some buzz, because it works for one of them, and the other’s follow…

I miss when models were something unattainable and prestigious, bow they are just bottom feeding garbage…and not just because they look like they have Downs Syndrome, like Nina Agdal…but because of everything they do….

Not that I have any issue with a girl showing off her hot ass…I encourage this, she just needs to know she’s a hooker and I’m sure she does every time someone she fucks leaves behind 10k in cash…

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