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2015

26

Jun

Julianne Hough in Women’s Health of the Day

If you’re wondering how Julianne Hough stays healthy, you don’t have to read Women’s Health, because I have the inside scoop right here…

It’s a mix of slutty stripper dancing for rich men, until they notice her, and want to fuck her so bad, you know dancers and their bodies and the way they move can be hypnotic, and cost you a lot of money per song, for many songs, after they trick you into sticking in the booth…….

Only in her situation, she trick them into committing to her through the cocktease hip gyrating, so that she can be presented as the girlfriend in the media, which is great for business and career….and also justification for the cocaine fueled anal sex nights you know they had….

So dance, cocaine, rich men, repeat…and here she is having some bootleg photoshoot for some bootleg magazine, because she’s bootleg…

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2015

26

Jun

Hunter Haley King Takes her Tits Skydiving of the Day

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Hunter Haley King is a 21 year old Soap Star, who went sky diving with her tits…and you know that she’s obviously someone celebrated for her tits, like a Kate Upton, or all the other famous tits before her, why else would she wear a cleavage shirt, knowing very well she was going to be going out against the G-Force of free-falling….it’s a set up…that I can appreciate…but not as much as the weirdos who probably know who she is because they jerk off to her tits, as they watch Soap Operas she is on, you know white trash, welfare, on disability, weirdo shutins in their 40s, so sad that they turn to that low budget shit, up on the closest thing to porn without the actual fucking their is on tv…

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2015

26

Jun

Gabriela Cruz Naked for Erez Sabag of the Day

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Gabriela Cruz is apparently a model and she’s naked…which is pretty much standard for models these days…if you don’t get naked, you tall skinny bitch, you’ll never make it in LA, or wherever the fuck these were shot, because no fashion brand likes a girl who doesn’t have at least one titty pic in her portfolio book, it shows that they aren’t flexible, open minded, or stupid enpugh to believe a photographer when he tells her that he’s making “Art”…because anyone with half a brain knows art doesn’t exist and is instead a massive fucking scam…

I’ve never heard of her, but I wonder if she’s Penelope Cruz’s bootleg sister who moved to LA…in hopes of being famous on her own…because Penelope can’t have all the family glory..or maybe Cruz is just a pretty spanish name, and there are probably 10,000,000 CRUZ’s in the world….not including TOM…and she’s just some tits making art…getting famous…who cares.

Posted in:Gabriela Cruz|NSFW

2015

26

Jun

Alaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the DayAlaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the Day

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Alaina Huffman is a Canadian actress I’ve never met, even though there are only a couple hundred people in Canada, who all get together a plot the maple syrup takeover, in our igloos, while riding polar bears….and eating beaver….

But if I knew she had a fat womanly ass, I would have probably made more effort….but it’s too late now, she’s got a job, doesn’t live on the streets, and is too fancy for me in places that require bikinis, that aren’t strip clubs…

I guess her big fat ass is just another example of my failures…

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2015

26

Jun

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini of the Day

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Bar Refaeli posted a picture of her in a bikini…

She was a bikini model, still has a great body, but bores the fuck out of me now that she’s moved back to Israel to own a restaurant, own a bikini line, and just sit on her pile of hebrew money…in her model retirement…

I was more into her fucking A-Listers, cocaine raers, and not being some engaged, soon to be married, soon to be a mom….there’s nothing more disgusting than a model turning 30, except maybe her dropping kids…rippping out her vagina…that’s probably already ripped out but this time from the inside out…

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2015

26

Jun

Britt Maren Has No Nipples for Nasty Gal of the DAy

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I have no real gossip or shit to talk on Britt Maren…I don’t even know who she is…

The only thing I do know…is that she’s got no nipples..

I am not sure if it is a birth defect, or if it is a product of cancer treatment, or maybe she pulled the Angelina Jolie and opted to get her nipples chopped off because they were either weird, long, inverted, and the Barbie Doll look is better for business, especially if she’s older than the free the nipple movement, where nipples had be censored….because clearly nasty gal is progressive as one of the biggest online retailers, and they’d never censor nipples to appease the Christians…because on the internet…magic happens…

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2015

26

Jun

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Workout of the Day

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A video posted by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (@rosiehw) on Jun 24, 2015 at 12:02pm PDT

Rosie Huntington-Whitely posted some fitness humping the air like a horny girl on MDMA trying to have an orgasm to the bass of the music at the rave…because she’s a model and I guess now she’s trying to be a fitness model, even though she looks like the kind of girl who is more of getting her calories from wine and cocaine…because I guess she’s scaled back on the party and focused on the good life…now that she’s pushing 100 fucking year old….but you can still masturbate to her…

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2015

26

Jun

Stella Hudgen’s Hard Nipple and Thick Legs of the Day

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Stella Hudgens was Vanessa Hudgen’s busty sister, who is no longer a slutty tween in her sister’s shadow, but now a big girl of her own…literally..

Embracing the hormones in the food, and the generation of eaters and obesity rates at their peack…growing into her young period getting tits….all while rocking skimpy fucking clothes…because when you’re an exhibitionist, attention seeking, girl…you don’t let a little weight gain get in the way…

Especially not in this hip hop generation, thick is good, even though this body in my era of health and fitness levels would be consider obese…but now that everyone is fat, this obesity is the kind I wouldn’t mind on my face…because thick girls are fun to fuck..

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2015

26

Jun

Scout Taylor Compton Pose of the Day

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Scout Taylor Compton was in a movie called The Runaways….a movie about Joan Jett’s all girl band int he 70s…where I guess she was with Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart rocked out in an idiotic biopic that involved little shorts…that probably remind you of a simpler time where you could get away with recruiting the neighbor’s hot daughters and turning them into instant stars, like you were Usher and they were bieber, and no charges would be made for enforcing the blowjob as part of the training program…

I’ve never heard of her, but I like the pictures she posts of herself on instagram…in a bikini showing off flexibility…

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2015

26

Jun