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2015

25

Jun

Chelsea Handler’s Bath Time of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is an attention seeking comedian, who’s best joke is her mocking attention seeking fame whores, by being one…

It’s the kind of Parody that people like Perez Hilton did, yes I just referenced Perez Hilton, he’s on Chelsea Handler’s level of importance, a celebrity blogger who was so obsessed with being a celebrity that he hated celebrities, only to become a celebrity, who is now doing stage shows as an actor, as life has a funny way of working out for people…who aren’t me…

This hustle worked for her years ago, many years ago, and is the reason she had a career, but instead of doing it behind closed doors like when she was cute, now she’s doing it publicly…because it makes more noise I guess…

So here she is taking a bath, even though she can’t wash the filth off her, that she’s in her blood stream….but some people, mainly inbred farmers find washing pigs erotic…so here..

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2015

25

Jun

Ashley Benson Weird Legs Mini Skirt of the Day

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I’ve been seeing a lot of pictures of girls who aren’t in very good shape, like Ashley Benson, who should be in good shape, because she’s on TV, a Hollywood Star, I mean her show is one of the biggest fucking shows on TV, and I guess she can’t be bothered with trainers and nutritionists, fuck it, people her like her the way she is…belly and big tits, and her knees looked kink in…and for some reason, all I want to do is lick her inner thigh….up to her special place…because cankly bitches are my porn…

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2015

25

Jun

Elisabetta Canalis Pregnant Bikini of the Day

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If, like Elisabetta Canalis, your hopes and dreams were to one day become the host body for George Clooney’s baby, because it is good for business and finances….and it doesn’t work out for you, because Clooney is gay and had a schedule for each beard he had over the years, and fame whore immigrants only have a small window of opportunity before immigration starts looking for Green Cards…the perfect excuse to break up…

There is hope for you…even if you got so close to not just see the golden sperm…but even tried to impregnate yourself with the golden sperm…only for it to not stick…

There are other rich dudes, who are less careful with their sperm, because they aren’t queer actors..

Here she is either fat, or pregnant, in bikini…

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Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis|SFW

2015

25

Jun

Dylan Penn is the Celebrity of the Day

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Her name is Dylan Penn.

She’s a “model”….which is code for celebrity kid cute enough to get paid to be in photoshoots because people like their last names, and what the hell else are they going to do with their access, seeing as going to school, or actually helping the world…is just way less fun..

She’s 24, so unlike the other celebrity daughters trying to make it as instagram models by leveraging the family name…she’s old enough to jerk off to…and that should be exciting enough for at least one Sean Penn fan who though he was a woman in Fasttimes at Ridgemont High….

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Posted in:Dylan Penn|SFW

2015

25

Jun

Kaley Cuoco Swimpants of the DAy

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Kaley Cuoco, the hot chick who killed John Ritter by giving him a heart attack one morning on set of the 8 Simple Rules of Dating my Teenage Daughter, where rule number one was not getting caught by the authorities, because they just won’t understnad the relationship….

Has turned into the hot chick amongst the nerds on some other show that is massively successful and that people love because Friends, when the friends are Nerds, is a good format for a show….and the nice thing is she’s not even that hot…

But she is making 100,000,000 dollars the next three years, on top of everything she’s already made,, while being Kaley Cuoco, you know not a scientist, just a bitch on TV….

And here she is in swim pants, because she’s rich enopugh to wear whatever the fuck she wants to wear by the pool…

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW

2015

25

Jun

Kirstin Kragh Liljegren for Mixte Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know anything about Mixte Magazine….

I don’t know anything about Kirstin Kragh Liljegren…

I just know she’s not as downs syndrome looking as some other Danish models, but more importantly, she’s getting topless in magazines before being famous, because naked’s not a big deal, naked is natural, let’s make America less about guns, and more about naked, because naked is sexy, even if it can lead to AIDS, Rape and other things for people who can’t control their sexual desires after stimulated by the devil’s work…nudity…

And that may be all I need to know…

Here’s her instagram She’s Good

Posted in:KIRSTIN KRAGH LILJEGREN|NSFW

2015

25

Jun

Buzzfeed Staffers do Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I am not sure what the staff of Buzzfeed is trying to accomplish here, but it is safe to say that editorial staff, interns and whatever else these girls do at Buzzfeed, are definitely not bikini models…

I know they are trying to say “This is what real girls look like”…but the reality is that this is what real girls who aren’t committed to a clean diet and fitness program, who aren’t models look like…

Maybe they are saying “Don’t objectify women”…or “don’t give us unexpected images to look up to and feel like shit about our selves for”…but I think it is safe to say…the mirror can do that just as efficiently…

I like real girls, but I hate when real life girls, who I have eaten out and fucked, go up against professionals and hate them for being professionals..and hate brands for using hot bitches to sell product, because if this was a VS campaign, no one would buy shit…

Don’t get me wrong, I’d fuck them all, even Grimmace…but I’m disgusting and so are you, I just think people need to say “Hey, I’m not a professional skier, maybe I won’t drop down this vertical”….or “Hey, I’m not a professional surfer, maybe I won’t drop jump in this 30 foot swell”…or “Hey, I’m not a model, I’ll save my bikini for my instagram and friedns, and not the media to think we’re making some amazing statement”.

A statement I think the whole world could see just loking at them…feminism has gone the wrong direction…I blame you internet…

Unless this is just jokes…either way…girls in bathings suits are fun.

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Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2015

25

Jun

Drunk Naked Lady VS Cops and Other Videos of the Day

Handicapped Parking in Brazil of the Day

Austria Driver of the Day

Man VS Rail Track

Cyclist Breaks Arm…

Chechen Guys and their Cars

Thailand Eggplant Games…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

25

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always turn to the internet to find good wholesome girls. You know virgins who aren’t tainted by pornography…or TINDER…rocking herpes like it was a designer purse or a trophy to show the world how many dicks they’ve had unprotected…like it is an accomplishment…

I realize that there is probably one virgin in North American over the age of 18…and I have a feeling that coveted thing I want to travel the world to find…is probably exactly what I don’t want to find…you know a sex crazed fat girl who is dying to get laid but who won’t get laid due to her skin disease….and I’m too nice to say no…

I guess I’ll just stick to the whores…

Real’s Housewife Singing Because America is Obsessed with Rich People…
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When you Park in a Handicapped Spot in Brazil
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Hot Girls in Bed
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Man Poisoned Co-Worker to Mess with Him
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Some Topless Models…
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Drunk 33 UK Trash TIts
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Jon Stewart VS Conferdate Flag
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THe Man Behind the Cellphone
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Charlie Riina is Amazing
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2015

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Sometimes….you just need to sit in a park and watch fat girls tan for what feels like 5 minutes, but turns out to be 5 hours…because you just got lost in them titties..or figuring out them titties fit into that bikini top..

Today was one of those days…

And tonight…I’ll spend tonight asking strangers for asshole pics…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Crazy Asses
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Lindsay Lohan is Moving to the London
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Internet Has Discovered the Hottest Weather Woman
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Chloe Grace Moretz Legs
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Abigail Ratchford on Inflatables
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Baseball Catch of the Day
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Taylor Swift Boards the Plane
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Charlie Riina is the Slut of the Day
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Mariah Carey is Probably Getting Married
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India Reynold’s Lingerie
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Free Bus Ride – Dressed Well VS Dressed Poor
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Japanese Cleaning Crew Clean Bullet Train…
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Bai Ling is Amazing
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Jadan Smith is Asking For Help
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Cheesy as Fuck – Bitch of the Day
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Mom’s VS Ryan Reynolds….
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Jada Pinkett’s Stupid Outfit
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Girls for their Sports Teams
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26 Crazy Things You Can Buy on the Dark Web
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Jessica Alba in a Dress
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25 Side Characters That Stole the Spotlight
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How to Dock Like a boss
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Rita Ora Big TIts
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10 Masturbation Facts..
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Chloe Moretz Violet Panties
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Jessica Alba in Silly Pants
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Olivia Culpo is Hot…
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Mila Kunis Cleavage
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Elisabetta Canalis Pregnant as Fuck
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Bobbi Kristina’s Gonna Die
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Butt Over Backs!
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FREE WEEK TRIAL – Hottest Celebrities Nude For Your Viewing Pleasure
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Naked babe Smoking Weed in Front of the Mirror
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Charlotte McKinney’s Huge Boobs
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Greek Big Titties
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Stripping on the Balcony
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Big Stupid Trashy Tits
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Best Celeb Nude Scenes
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Sex Happens…
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Naked Girl at the Beach
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Belly Masturbation
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Crop TOp of the Day
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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