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2015

05

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The psychology of a sugar baby, looking for a sugar daddy, using those sites for free trips, free purses, free shoes and free hotel stays and food makes sense to me….except when sugar babies try to rope me into their web of vaginas..without realizing I can’t even afford a new pair of sweatpants to show the world that I am too fat for sizes, but more importantly, that I’ve thrown in the towel on life and caring….but I will still try to get them to send me vagina pics…because I love vagina pics…no matter how much those vaginas think they are worth to fuck..

Here are some morning steplINKS in the Morning…it’s Morning…I’m hungover and I hope you are too…

The Kid who Stole His Grandma’s Car 7 Years Ago…Today
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Girls in WOrkout Shorts
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Cookie Monster / Busta RHymes Mash Up
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Playmate Pretends to Have Sex with Homosexual Ronadlo
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It Was Angelina Jolie’s Birthday
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Fame Whore of the Day
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UFC Fighter in a Bikini
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Cereal of the Day
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Leo and Michael Bay do a Movie
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Failing at Being a Dogs
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2015

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Girls don’t like being fisted until they get fisted….Here’s my Tinder Girlfriend who isn’t my Girlfriend but Who hates me:

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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras….
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The Girl With thhe Fattest Ass
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Bieber Called Drake “Daddy”
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Chris Chritie’s Man Pussy
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Femen Protestors Protested
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Big Brother UK WHores
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Old Man VS Garage
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Kimberly Garner Working Out
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Jessica Alba on a Date
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Slut of the Day
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Guess That Supermodel Ass….
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Rumer Willis Pokies
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Failing at Being a Dog
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Thong Ass
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Lifetime Full House Cast…
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Kim and Kanye Shut Down Disney Land…
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Adriana Lima Does a Photoshoot
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Jake Gyllenhaal is a Cunt
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Random Sluts in Bikinis
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Megan FOx
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Miley Cyrus Yellow Shirt
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Hot Chicks..
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Abigail Ratchford – Glamour Model
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Sarah Palin Calls Lena Dunham a PEdophile
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Tom Hardy’s Hands Down his Pants
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Girl Doing Fitness of the Day
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Marissa Tomei Wins…
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A Bunch of Redheads…
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Kylie Jenner Big Tits
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Rubber Band Hand Gun….
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Hot Sluts with Guns
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Asian Enema
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Babes and Weed!!!
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Top 10 Then and Now Naked Celebs
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Vintage Betty White Nudes
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Kinky Asian
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See Joey Fisher and Other Busty Brunette Celebs Nude
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Dildo of the Day
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Guy Films GF Showering
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Just a Lot of Slutty Selfies
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Cheerleaders have Sex
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So Much Cam Pussy Cam Pussy Cam Pussy
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Huge Boobs Happen
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Big Trashy Tits
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Battle of the Boobs
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Lesbian couples get intimate on webcam:
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Toilet Masturbation
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

04

Jun

Nicki Minaj’s Cameltoe for Instagram of the Day

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I guess Nicki Minaj, who is recently single…decided to do a Chris Christie..

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You know showing the world what happens when you put on pants that are too tight for you because you don’t want to admit that you’re a fat chick because of all that waist training..with a big vagina from being railed by big black cock…that is hungry…so hungry…for pants…

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2015

04

Jun

Kate Upton Fat Suit of the Day

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Here’s Kate Upton in a Fat Suit, we call being fat, wearing a swimsuit, because I guess they need her in a bathing suit for this scene of the movie she was signed onto when the producers thought she was Kate Upton they saw in magazines, who would sell tickets to the movie…because of her tits…before realizing that the bikini, needed to be turned into a one piece…as big tits on young girls almost always lead to big tits on big girls in their mid 20s…

I like watching her growth as an actress, because I know the production teams is scrambling figuring this one out, while she’s clueless eating cupcakes cuz they are Mmmmmmmm SSO GOOOD….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

04

Jun

Heidi Klum in a Bikini n St Barths of the Day

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I guess today’s posts of washed up models comes full circle with Heidi Klum, who you may know from TV, but who started out in German porn, if you consider lingerie modeling porn, which I would assume Christians do, I mean can’t you make porn out of anything just by jerking off to it…from Facebook Vacation pics of a girl you went to high school with…to actual porn…it’s a lot of grey areas…

I know her for having dozens of kid with a man who had the penis the size of a baby arm, that I can assume destroys part of her, but not her body as a whole, because ethnic cleansing in the 40s left some people, like Heidi Klum, amazing, resilient and able to take huge objects in and out of her twat…while aging gracefully and pretty tight bodied considering…in what you’d call a freak of nature, if you didn’t realize there was science and a lot of “human” testing to thank for this…

She’s in St Barths on vacation from what is probably a busy life, but possibly still a pretty luxurious vacation of a life…and she looks better than you, or better than anything you’d ever get to stick your dick in, even if you were paying, and I am sure you are…I mean look at yourself loser…you’re the worst…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

04

Jun

Chelsea Handler Titty Flash of the DAy

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There are two ways to get a woman to show her tits…the first is by promising her a TV show of her own….and the second is taking that TV show away from her after she did it for many years…

I mean, that and attach a cause or charity to the whole thing so that she thinks she’s drawing attention to a real issue in her quest to stay relevant and talked about that works because the world likes menopausal tits…when they are fake and floating…

She may be the worst, but people love her comedy, even though I think her best joke, is this.

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2015

04

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is Officiel in Turkey in what are probably old pictures of the mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, who we can assume they either built in their research facility in Brazil like she was Josephine Skriver…all from a test tube…or where she was abducted by her family from her small village and forced to work for the brand at a discount…because why the fuck else would they put so much focus on Brazil…what happened in Brazil that made the creative director say “let’s only use Brazil Models”….was he Brazilian, did he speak the language, was the Brazil tourism board paying for this to put Brazil on the map…or was there a deeper rooted, tranny scene, where you can barely tell they have Penises which is perfect for lingerie modeling due to no period…

I don’t know, but I’m suspect on the whole thing, her whole career, why she exists including but not limited to these photos for a recent issue of L’Officiel Turkey…but she still looks good….and I guess that’s all that matters…

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2015

04

Jun

Anna Ewers for Industrie Magazine of the Day

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If you have the nerve, the audacity, the gall, the ignorance, to think that I would ever stray from my one Anna Ewers rhymes with Sewers, which is convenient cuz she’s germans and germans love being shit on, at least according to their pornos and Nazi reputation….

You’d be giving me too much credit. I’m a one trick pony motherfuckers…and I’m not even good at that trick.

Here she is in her panties for some bullshit…

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2015

04

Jun

Alexandra Papadopoulos and other Tricks Naked of the Day

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I am friends with Alexandra Papadopoulos….and by friends I mean she’s blocked and deleted me off facebook and instagram more than once…when real haters cut ties once and forget about you…this angel who is getting naked in TREATS because it is a thing LA based models do to get rich husbands, boyfriends and invited on yachts….but I don’t really know which naked girl she is in these pics…I am just posting her name in the event she googles herself, and I am sure she does, they all do…this is the selfie generation and she’s a model, she’ll remember the good times we once had and maybe come back to me…so that I can tell her how much I love her and want her to sit on my face due to being amazing and talented and funny with her instagram videos…

Here are the pics of a bunch of random girls…and one very special angel sent from heaven we call Alexandra Papadopoulos….and not just because greeks love anal…all girls love anal…even girls who say they hate anal…they just haven’t had good anal with a small enough dick…but because she’s amazing.

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2015

04

Jun

Cindy Crawford’s Gerber Baby of the Day

Cindy Crawford did a big reveal of her Gerber Baby, who unlike the rest of the world’s Gerber baby, is not a face on a box of probably toxic food that Jessica Alba would rather you trade in for her HONEST company, even though everyone knows when people say they are honest, they usually not, except maybe the retards who buy into Alba’s product making her worth 200 million dollars and the face of a billion dollar company…when she should have never been more than forgotten tits in a 90s movie…

This Gerber baby is 13 year old Gerber…the heiress to Gerber baby products…thanks to her mom being a model, who took modeling so seriously, and lived up to the model way, but marrying a billionaire…

Now, I figure posting a 13 year old who looks like a Cindy Crawford clone is risque…I mean 13 is young as fuck…but when they look like Cindy Crawford clones…and are already rich to begin with…it’s a perfect time to get her into the industry…which I guess is going on here.

All this to say…Cindy Crawford is amazing…and here is Cindy Crawford for the Sneaker Heads…

Here’s some pics of her…that I already Posted…

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