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2015

02

Jun

Joy Corrigan on the Hustle of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is a bootleg aspiring model from Florida…who is friends with Charlotte McKinney, because big titty girls from the same state must stick together on their grind to the top, literally, if you know the actual definition of grind, which is riding dudes’ laps until they give you work…

That said, she’s been navigating ways to stand out from the crowd and has ended up doing what I call a hipster shoot, not that she’s really a hipster, but more what looks like a bottle service girl at a club, which I guess is a hipster thing now that hipster is mainstream…

All this to say, I appreciate her new strategy, I think the visuals speak for themselves and she looks amazing…far better than the busted face friend of hers who actually got on TV…

So whatever is going on here…I think will help her get herself to the fucking top…ideally on top of me…while looking in my eyes as I sing her love songs..but I’m not lucky enough for that.

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2015

02

Jun

Julianne Hough Slutty for Yahoo! Style of the Day

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After doing a bit of research on Ryan Seacrest, he’s rich as fuck, making 100s of millions of dollars a year, I can say with confidence, that he’s an egomaniac, who prey’s on girls with his money, girls like Julianne Hough, who managed to get him to go public with their deviant sex and drug filled relationship, because I guess they are both on TV and it was a good look for them, to distract the public from how sleazy they are…

There is no way that this Dick Clark reincarnated, high energy freak, is not on a bunch of uppers, I mean how else would he grace the world with such quality content as the Kardashians…and by default, that means that Julianne Hough, a stripper who never was, was right there with him…

I like to think this Yahoo Style shoot channels how Seacrest used to shower her with Semen…possible while getting fucked up the ass by a big black dude…because you know how these rich and powerful people are sexually…weird as fuck..

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2015

02

Jun

Emily Ratjkowski and Others at the Entourage Premiere of the Day

Emily Ratjkowski was a the Entourage premiere, because she’s in the Entourage movie, pretty used properly by the Entourage producers on their cash grab to get the most that they can out of Entourage and 45 year old lame hollywood dudes on the escapades that people seem to enjoy, because they cast her as HERSELF….

As you know, all great actresses are cast as THEMSELVES…after sleeping with the production team and cast….

Fingers crossed that this is one of Emily Ratajkowski’s final appearances in film, because everyone knows, she’s just a set of tits…

She’s not as hot as her tits, she’s not as talented or smart as an Alba, which isn’t saying much, I have a hard time seeing much of a future for her…but at least rich people will always be there to pay her for her time…

Samantha Hoopes also there…stealing the show…

Nina Agdal also there…because it was a Sports Illustrated reunion movie…

Haley Joel Osment the Bruce Jenner No One Cared was a Bruce Jenner was also there…

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2015

02

Jun

Jennifer Lopez Ass in Concert of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez doesn’t realize she’s 100 years old.

This is the proof as her BOTOX face and spanx wearing gunt gets squeezed the fuck in in concert…

Something that may not be erotic to you, but is probably erotic to J.Lo fans, that do exist because she still exists….and that is erotic to me, even if it is not erotic at all, becauase I like seeing old rich ladies playing like they are still young and as hot as they were when they fucked their way to the top…

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2015

02

Jun

Alexandra Daddario in Modern Luxury of the Day

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People fucking love Alexandra Daddario.

She’s currently in San Andreas, a blockbuster movie about the end of the world…or some natural disaster I think the world needs because humanity needs a reset, partially based on the fact that movies like San Andreas exists, but also based on the face that we’re all fucking doomed…and the way our society is built is twisted and not human at all..

She’s been at this acting thing for a long time, but is probably best known for her huge tits on True Detective…and has since lined up 3-4 movies because if you go viral for tits on a popular show…producers will take a risk on you for their projects…and I am sure people, including her boyfriend, are pretty happy about that.

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2015

02

Jun

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale was a high school musical Disney girl…who I guess is tired of being ignored…or back burnered since the show ended…she’s in the paparazzi daily now, posting bikini selfies and doing editorial shoots for magazines…

I assume she’s got something new to promote, whether it is a TV show, or a a movie she is starring in or producing…because when someone starts making noise before the general public forget who they are…you know they’re up to something…

I prefer when they are too far gone and their noise making to be remembered or reinstated involves more sex videos and nudes…

She’s always been the ugly face with a good enough body…lying about her age to play a younger character…you know the High School musical girl who didn’t get naked like the other High School Musical girl…but now she’s starting to show signs of making the right moves with bikini tops…so encourage her…since all girls naked are a good thing..even when they are a bad thing…

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2015

02

Jun

Staz Lidnes is Good for Free People of the Day

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Her name is Staz Lidnes…or Natassia Lindes…but that’s way less cool, there are no “z’s” in it…

Her instagram is YOSTAZYO

I’ve been following her for a while, she’s some LA hipster who probably isn’t from LA , but who is a model, because she’s got an agency, a work visa and has done work for WILD FOX

I guess she’s making moves, because she’s now doing stuff for Free People, and she’s far hotter than that other Hipster Model I confuse her for all the time named Stella Maxwell, who has gone on to be a VS Angel…when it shoulda been Staz…

I mean, look at that mouth..Pretty fucking lovely…

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2015

02

Jun

Kylie Jenner in a Tight Dress of the Day

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I find it very difficult in my core to celebrate anything a Kardashian or Jenner does. Whether it inspires TRANS people everywhere or not, the truth is these are self involved, media absorbed, opportunists and nothing they do is honest, pure or organic. It is all fucking calculated. Sure, getting tits and telling the world you’re a woman is a very twisted and weird thing to do for fame, or the family brand…and I am sure they are independent of one another, but I just feel like it is manipulation based on everything they’ve done to make their 100 million dollars a year…

Just a bunch of egotistical, self absorbed, horribly people, whatever gender they are….

Here’s the young one in a tight dress, self promoting as these people do.

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2015

02

Jun

Bull Riding Video of the Day

It is safe to say that no matter what the media distracts us with, no matter how dumb we get from over exposure to idiotic information, and things like celebrity gossip, we will always have an interest in watching girls Bull Ride in short shorts…

Give us all the porn in the world, all the technology in the wold, and through it all, our basic animal instinct…of girls on bulls in shorts…always win…

This video is a year old…but do you care…

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2015

02

Jun

Molly By Dan Hilburn of the Day

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I don’t think I know photographer Dan Hilburn …I just know that he took some awesome beach pics of a model named molly who you can follow @mollykat96

Is she just another LA model willing to get naked, because with this whole feminist movement of empowering women by freeing the nipple and the internet being saturated with porn, sexualization, and everyone doing it…

Or is she sent from heaven to make our lives better…Who knows….who cares…look at the pics…they make beach pics kind of fun.

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