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2015

01

Jun

Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Shorts of the DAy

When not looking at Ashley Tisdale’s face…she’s alright…

Not the hottest girl in Hollywood who lies about her age…and who is hardly in Hollywood now that High School Music has been cancelled…

But better than when her botched plastic surgery gets in the way…

Proving my life long thesis…that short short tight shorts make everything better….if by everything I mean a girl who isn’t too fat to make it terrifying…but rather just a skinny little thing who may ore may not be ridden with cellulite because she’s in her 40s…but that I can’t tell because I’m looking for vagina from behind definition…

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2015

01

Jun

Irina Shayk for Telegraph Magazine of the Day

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I was told that Irina Shayk had a ton of plastic surgery, but a friend sent me her vintage pics, where we can see that she just looks like a Russian.. all Russians brides look like this with their big lips and loveliness…the theory is that communism killed off the uglies…

Her plastic surgery, is irrelevant, even with it, she was one of the hottest girls in the model who is less a model and more a hooker game…but I guess in ways she luckily escaped sex work, to perform a different kind of sex not on webcam but with rich and famous dudes….one who was gay and the other who is Brad Cooper…

All this leads to her getting in magazines like Telegraph magazine…like she matters more than most sex workers matter…and when looking at her, I understand why….

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2015

01

Jun

Kate Upton in a Make-Up Campaign of the Day

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When dealing with a fat girl with fat tits for a make-up campaign that probably paid her over a million dollars to be part of…despite her being a fat chick…or maybe they signed her on before she was a fat chick…when she was the most important model around….

This is how you crop the images…so that you can maximize her maximum size…while featuring on the two things people like about her….face and tits…get rid of the other shit…like gut and dumpy everything….

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2015

01

Jun

Taylor Swift With Gigi Hadid and Martha Hunt of the Day

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Taylor Swift attaches herself to models. I don’t really know why, I am assuming it is because she wants to be a model, or is technically a model, or she wants you to see that she’s taller and skinnier than models, or maybe the models adopt her because they want the press of being Taylor Swift’s best friends….and ultimately who gives a fuck…

I’m more interested in the Taylor Swift Cameltoe, because I fucking love cameltoe, especially when I know it is caused by a slutty vagina being slutty and having a mind of it’s own…

The idea of these girls having pillow fights, just isn’t graphic enough for me to want to jerk off to, I just find it weird….

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

01

Jun

Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus Do Social Distorition Dance of the DAy

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A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on May 31, 2015 at 7:06pm PDT

What people seem to forget about Miley Cyrus is that she is white trash…when she does all these shocking things that are so against the Disney Way…unless you’re talking about in the offices of the Disney Execs, which since the dawn of time have been rumored to involve child rape….

Her dad was a viral song in the 90s before the internet existed. How it went viral, I dont’ fucking know and I’m not about to research…but 9 months after it did go viral, Miley was born to Tish Cyrus, some coctail waitress, and I use that word loosely, stripping looking bitch….who hopped onto Billy Ray…because that was the kind of gold digging and trapping she could do…it was either dude with a hit song or the trucker out back….go for the gold…

So together, this trash got money, like the Beverly Hillbilly-ray-cyrus’, and whoring out their daughter, was just the logical step…

So when she’s naked, flashing tit, doing her thing, and wondering where the parents are, the answer is the mom’s out having a gangbang, the dad out hunting road kill in the canyon…..when they aren’t singing Social Distortion doing the stripper dance…

Posted in:Billy Ray Cyrus|SFW

2015

01

Jun

Elizabeth Banks for Allure Magazine of the Day

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As someone who only fucks with girls who are under 25, except maybe for my wife, it amazes me when a 41 year old like Elizabeth Banks slips through the cracks and ends up in magazines half naked, that aren’t nearly as offensive as they should be, considering she’s 41 and should be raising her kids or doing whatever it is that 41 year olds do, but I guess it takes time to break into the industry and to have a career in the industry, and when it finally hits after being in a bunch of hit movies and TV shows, but nothing quite as memorable as Pitch Perfect 2….you gotta milk it like your kids…if you had kids yourself…but were smart enough to hire a surrogate because no one needs their vagina ripped apart when they have acting to do …especially when technology allows for eggs to be put into homeless chicks who need 5,000 dollars…right..

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2015

01

Jun

Nicki Minaj is Single for Cosmo of the Day

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Nick Minaj….is in Cosmo this month…where she probably discusses a whole lot of bullshit, because Nicki Minaj is bullshit…she’s some acting school, casting couch, creation to reach a hole in the market Lady Gaga made, you know a circus clown weirdo….who eventually because Lil Kim…in a weird turn from bubble gum pop…to rapping about the quivering of her asshole while being eaten out…thanks to the world being sexed the fuck out…

Well, throughout the whole thing, she went from fat chick to fat tits and fat ass….and I guess here are the vanilla and boring teeny bopper pics…

When what I think is more interesting, is that according to her instagram it looks like Nicki Minaj is single…thanks to rappers fucking groupies and getting caught…not that I find Nicki Minaj’s sex life, love life, personal life, professional life, her music…or anything about her interesting…

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2015

01

Jun

Rita Ora’s Ass in Yellow Pants of the Day

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Rita Ora wore yellow pants…because I guess she’s got a UTI or Kidney infection that has led to her being unable to control her bladder…from all the sex with random men on her quest to get as famous as Rihanna, while copying Rihanna, in a way that has kind of worked, even if her biggest claim to fame isn’t her music, her fat ass and tits, but the fact that Taylor Swift is fucking her producer/DJ exboyfriend…meaning Taylor Swift likely has any of the diseases she’s caught on her quest to the top…that Taylor Swift probably already had…since her roster of dudes she’s fucked are all dirtbags who have fucked everyone…

Not that Rita Ora, her yellow pants, or ass matter…she looks like Kelly Osbourne and is overrated….but I’ll still stare…because why the fuck not…

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2015

01

Jun

Samantha Hoopes Eats a Burger of the Day

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I hear she’s a 25,000 dollar an hour hooker, but I guess who isn’t a 25,000 dollar an hour hooker, I mean go up to any girl with 25,000 in your back pocket, not that you have 25,000 dollars, and offer it to her to suck your dick, ride your face, and even fuck you…provided you’ve got more 25,000 dollars to spend on sex with models, and I will assure you that no matter how disgusting you are…90 percent of girls will say yes..

So here’s Samantha Hoopes, a Sports Illustrated model, which in case you didn’t realize, means she’s pretty low level and probably not making much money since Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, it just gives these girls the stamp they need to get athlete or rich dude boyfriends..

And she’s eating a burger like a plus sized model…without being plus sized…because rich people don’t like fat people..being fat would get in the way of business..

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2015

01

Jun

Sabrina the Teenage Witch Bachelorette Party of the Day

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Here’s some Melissa Joan Hart, mom in her 40s, neck or is that a chin…that confuses me….wearing a bathing suit at her sister’s bachelorette party….in Miami…in a picture she posted to her social media, thanking some billion dollar diet program for giving her mom body what it needs to be one piece bathing suit ready…even if girls I know would not consider this body anything bathing suit ready…but the pervert in me thinks all bodies are always bathing suit ready…even Melissa Joan Hart…

Melissa Joan Harts was one of the girls on TV, that I didn’t find hot, but that everyone found hot, leading to me questioning my sexuality, thinking “why does everyone I know jerk off to Sabrina the Teenage Witch, while I’m more into the aunt with big tits”…..her and Tapanga from Boy Meets World…were just girls I didn’t quite understand the hype around…so her in a bathing suit now, is not going to be anything I’m pumped to see, it’s just something I’ll put out there for you…because I feel bad for you…and know that in the 90s, the good years for you…this was your dream and like all dreams…they fall apart at the seams…

All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead….

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