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2015

22

Jun

Britney Spears in a Bikini Top of the Day

Britney Spears wore a bikini for social media…because girls wear bikinis…and according to my years of research as a pervert who likes girls in bikinis…most of the girls in bikinis…shouldn’t be in bikinis…but Britney Spears…even when sloppy, or shaving her head…can do know wrong…she’s the kind of girl who gives hope to every cheesy loser out there, that they too can find themselves a poptart to win over, knock up, and live off forever…and I guess she’s also hope to parents everywhere that they too can train their kid to be a cute singing and dancing monkey…that can’t even sing…who they can claim is crazy to get conservatorship over to milk well into her late 30s…which is a pretty fucking good deal…FREE MONEY!!

I still like her and think she’s still got it going on…more than just hope…but also busty…big assed and probably entertaining to spend a night alone with…as she tries to recruit you to help her escape the hell she is living while so medicated…it’s hardly considered date rape…

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2015

22

Jun

Shannon Elizabeth Kissing in the Subway of the Day

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Remember Shannon Elizabeth? I mean I assume you do because if you’re under 25, you’re likely on Facebook and Instagram and Snapchat and not actually on this site…the blog a dated concept…the snapchat feed…the future… follow DrunkStepfather…

That said…she was a set of tits that made Jason Biggs fuck a pie in American Pie, back in the late 90s, and everyone thought she was hot enough to make it, only she never did, thanks to having no talent to go with those silly fake tits…

Well it turns out she’s turned into a New York City…subway hooker…where she kisses random men when waiting for the train…who I assume either paid her fare…or gave her canned goods so that she doesn’t starve…like her career would imply…

ALl this to say, she’s old as fuck, just look at that neck…and I guess when you rely on your looks to matter…this is proof she doesn’t matter…

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2015

22

Jun

Charlotte Mckinney in Galore of the Day

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Charlotte Mckinney is possibly a rich girl from Florida, but is still trashy as fuck, because even when you’re rich from Florida, you’re still traashy as fuck, it’s a certain big titty, cheesy bikini body, cheesy hair that no matter how expensive your ocean front house is, you’re still a pile of white trash shit..who in Charlotte McKinney’s case ended up on TV, a show called Dancing with the Stars, when the only star she has anything to do with is, is likely one she fucked who got her into the right circle to end up on TV, since famous people will fuck any big breasted model they can find…and I guess so would I…if my penis worked as was more of a D than a V…but even if it didn’t I can use my face…

I guess what I am trying to say is that even in Black and White, the instagram filter to make things look artistic and well thought out, this girl is still a broken down face who should work at some inland hooters…

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2015

22

Jun

Lais Ribeiro in GQ Brazil of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is another one of the new Victoria’s Secret models…who they have made official by naming her an Angel…hired to replace their old as fuck, played out models that they’ve milked until they couldn’t produce milk anymore, so they are put out to pasture, only to be replaced by this pussy…

In being an Victoria’s Secret angel, the media automatically thinks she’s important enough to get half naked in their pictorial’s and Victoria’s Secret is strategic about the whole thing, because for every brand they shoot for, even magazine they do, Victoria’s Secret gets a soft sell ad for their brand…and if you’re like me…being soft is something that works out horribly…but for them…makes them money…because everything I do…other people can do better.

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2015

22

Jun

Johnny Knoxville VS Selenators of the Day

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A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jun 19, 2015 at 4:55pm PDT

In one of the least interesting instagram videos…here’s Johnny Knoxville with a stupid moustache on his face…at what I assume is one of his kid’s birthday parties, that he hired Selena Gomez to perform at, unless he is just a skateboarder turned reality show turned hollywood star that is as punk rock as anyone in Hollywood…hanging out with pop tart trash like Selena Gomez…which would make sense, because once you have a hit movie and make millions, part of you dies…and turns you into a cunt…who hangs out with people like Selena Gomez…who unless you’re fucking her up the ass…or making money off her like the puppet she is…shouldn’t be hung out with…

Posted in:Johnny Knoxville|SFW

2015

22

Jun

Stella Maxwell in Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is the new Victoria’s Secret angel, who people didn’t quite understand why or how she became a Victoria’s Secret angel ,even though we all know that Victoria’s Secret is a total scam, and their angels are too, and they are just using this one to mind fuck and relate to the new generation into buying their shit…shitty products…

So maybe, just maybe, these two people are trying to stay relevant, lesbianism and gender bending is relevant, it’s also Miley’s hook or marketing angle…like she was Lady Gaga only better to fuck… so pretending to rock this cause…while eating pussy…cuz girls are hot..especially lingerie models…because Miley even in her lesbianism is a superficial, vapid Hollywood slut…

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2015

22

Jun

Kylie Minogue’s a Lingerie Model at 100 Years Old of the Day

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There are very few female celebrities and pop stars that are 100 years old and still capable of being jerked off to…

Take Cher, Madonna and all the other 60 – 80 year old women who sexualize themselves their entire careers, because they know they are talentless cunts…who need to rely on their physically appearance and sexuality to get paid…

One of those, girls can’t make it in the world unless guys can jerk off to them, pretending to be powerful women who offer young girls inspiration….but who are really just half naked in lingerie at 100….

Posted in:Kylie Mingoue|SFW

2015

22

Jun

Drunk Guy Jumps on a Moose from a Boat….and Other Videos of the Day

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The Worst Homeless Person Spreading her Ass…

Man Takes a Shit at the Slot Machine…

NYPD Gets Hit During Arrest…and This Is Why People Get Shot…

Don’t Take the Escalator

Circus Fail…

Getting Run the FUck Over and Living of the Day

6 People VS 1 Shoplifter

Smurfette is a Street Hooker

White Guy Killed By Cop of the Day

Cops Shot Another Non-Black Guy in Los Feliz as Homo ASpiring Actors Watch Brains…

Stunt Pilot Erotica Because She’s a Woman….and Women Doing anything is Erotica

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2015

22

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my day was not the realization that no one considers me a dad or a daddy…it was not realizing that every girl is on sugar daddy sites, even good girls with good families…Iguess people like designer purses..and don’t like paying for them….

A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Jun 21, 2015 at 12:05am PDT

The highlight of my weekend was relaunching the drunkstepfather snapchat…so add “DRUNKSTEPFATHER”…that’s DRUNKSTEPFATHER….not DRUNKENSTEPFATHER…

Good things like this happened:

Here are some morning links…

Phoebe Price Ass Flash
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A Bunch of Random Found Images of Slutty Naked Enough Celebs
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John Oliver VS Confederate Flag
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Strong Man Holds Barbell Above Head While Doing the Splits
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Some Hooker in a Bikini
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Girls in Selfies…
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Boobs and Coffee
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Kim Kardashian is Lecturing on Objectification of Women….Really…
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Squirrel VS Dugout
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Kim Kardashian is Having a Boy
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Scientist Says Have LSD For Breakfast
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Cara Delevingne Lesbian
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Timelapse of Puppies Running to Dinner
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Girls in Glasses
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Star Wars Actor Arrest of the Day
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Some Other Trick in a Bikini
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Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2015

19

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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On my facebook, twitter and instagram…I’ve been seeing girls posting articles and statuses on dick pics…

Basically complaining like “hey guys we don’t need the dick pics”….

or “OMG, I GET SO MANY DICK PICS AND I HATE IT”…

or “WHAT ARE THESE GUYS THINKING WITH THEIR DICK PICS”….

It’s partially due to snapchat, partially due to average dudes just wanting to show their boner when jerking off…because they like including girls…

I have never done a dick pic, because I don’t have a dick and the internet is a horrible place I want nothing to do with…

But last night I was with a couple of girls…who were on their snapchat…freaking out…basically jumping up and down and screaming like they were at the male stripclub, or like they just found out Sex and the City just got back on the air, or like their ex got herpes from the girl he cheated on her with….

Reminding me that girls are liars…and that they say they hate things to save face…but really love things…like dick pics….

So don’t believe their lies…..but still let them sit on your face….and send them your dick pics..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Squishy Girls…and their Squishy Parts
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Emma ROberts in Shorts
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Kelly Osbourne Pretending to be the Black Chick WHo Was White
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Kim Kadashian’s Panties Probably Smell Like Shit
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Kylie Jenner Tight Pants
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Hero the Internet
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Behati in VS Lingerie
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LEsbian Miley in Short Shorts
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Jill Bunny in a Bikini….
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Slut of the Day…..
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Racist Pitbull
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Stowaway Falls From Plane – ENds Up on ROof….
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Lady Gaga Bra Top
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Drunk Raccoon…
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Emilia Clarke – Crutches
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Underboob…
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Nerdy White Guy Wins Dance Off
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Some Emily Blunt
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Marvel Won’t Let Spiderman be Black
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Drunk Racoon
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Kim Kardashian was a Snitch…
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Tiger Woods Throws Club
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Girls with Huge Bongs…
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Ariany Celeste Weird See Through…
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Jake Gyllenhaal Beard
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Minka Kelly Is Alright
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Reporter VS Bugs
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Candice Swanepoel Hard Nipples and her Boyfriend
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Arnold Pranks Fans…
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VIctoria Justice Shorts
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Sean Penn is Trying to Get Charlize THeron Back
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Baseball Player with an Instagram Addiction
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Dog ALmost Dies of Marijuana Overdose
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Alligator VS Golfer…
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Kimberly Garner – Solid Fame WHore
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Jen Selter ASs…
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One of the Best Costumes…Ever
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Blake ANderson Kicked Off Morning Show
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Elsa Pataky in a Corset…
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Hayley Atwell Tits
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So Many REdheads
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ALien Cat!!
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Kylie Jenner – TIght Clothes
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Naked Girl Smoking Weed…
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Olga Kurylenko’s Naked!
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Melissa Debling See Through Nipples.
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Best Crop TOp You’ll See Today
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Best Celeb Nude Scenes
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Cam Bate…
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Whip THem TIts Out
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Cam Tits…
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Hairy HIppie Slut
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Some Slut in Miami
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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