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2015

21

May

Anastasia Ashley’s Hanging With Hookers of the Day

Professional surfer Anastasia Ashley seems to have been on a surf holiday with a couple of girls who I assume are surfers….

Or maybe they are more than just surfers…up on some instagram hookers who got into instagram when it was early and have since made millions posting daily bikini pics to their millions of followers who love their massive tits… you know a life of luxury funded by brands excited by their followers and rich dudes excited by their following and tits…which is nothing to really be embarrassed of, since even the Sports Illustrated models are on the hooker program, they just don’t advertise it as aggressively, or have a social media business that makes them actual money…those models make less than a Walmart worker…so they need rich guys to buy them fine Italian cars…

All this to say, I hope the waves are good and no one is on their period getting eating by sharks..

All this to say, Anastasia Ashley’s ass is both from another planet…and the size of another planet…

All this to say…whatever is going on here…is a good thing….

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2015

21

May

Caitlin Stasey Tit Flash of the Day

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Australian girls are fun…her name is Caitlin….she’s in something called Neighbours…which is the longest running Australian TV show that launched the career of other Australians like Kylie Minogue…and possibly Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, the Crocodile Hunter RIP, and Hugh Jackman…

In fact I think it is the only show on TV in Australia, where the girls are hot an slutty, drunk and a lot of fun, with the most gutter accent ever…

Anyway, here she is in the make-up chair from instagram…and I’m a fan..

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2015

21

May

Mariam is the Titties For Fashion of the Day

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There are just too many models and photographers out there…producing professional quality photoshoots…that it is impossible to know whether they are good, or whether they are celebrated, or whether they are just hipster nobodies with a camera, but I guess all there really is to know is that if the tits are exposed in a photo series show by anyone, they are art to me…

It’s like all I need is tits to ignore how cheesy it is for people to get together and do these free shoots for the sake of doing free shoots…because of a dream they probably have of one day being famous….

But then again, I guess people who love taking pictures and models who love taking their tits out in pictures need to start somewhere, when they’re not being given a chance because the mainstream is slow to the gate…

My only issue is that no one is pushing boundaries and it all seems like it is just one big parody or bootleg copy…and that’s what I guess is boring…

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2015

21

May

Amber Heard in Interview of the Day

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Homewrecker Amber Heard is in Interview Magazine where I am sure she isn’t talking about how she broke up Johnny Depp and his baby momma of dozens of years with her temptress ass that is the reason she’s probably famous to begin with…even though I am sure she just gets a bad reputation and that Johnny Depp has consistently cheated on his Baby Momma, this is just one of the girls who stuck…for whatever reason…I mean it’s even possible that she didn’t fuck him on set…and made him beg for it and wait for it and leave his wife for it…and the media just blames her instead of just staring at her…because when it comes to actresses…not many are hot…and this one…is hot…enough…for Johnny Depp…and I guess Interview Magazine…

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2015

21

May

Elle Serbia Tits of the Day

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Serbian girls…are affordable…and amazing…

My first girlfriend was some Serbian in the midst of the war in Croatia when the Slovakia was dropped from Czech and replaced with “Republic”….and she was a total nightmare with post traumatic stress from her family being blown up and her having refugee status…only for me to scoop her up and seduce her because she couldn’t speak english and everyone else in our class was scared of the weird half blown up girl…but not me….this guy right here is a hero and will fuck anything…even the disabled…because they don’t know better or have no other options and I guess in a lot of ways, that’s like any kind of seducing…

The models are:

Mina Cvetkovic, Antonina Petkovic,
Mariana Krtinic, Zlata Mangafic, Natasa Vajinovic, Mijo Mihaljcic, Danijela Dimitrovska,
Marija Vujovic, Dudra Stojiljkovic, Olga Ivanisevic, Simona Andrejic & Maja Latinovic

And they are amazing, and probably will work for 100 dollars a day….even in porn…because if you google Czech porn….and you have…you’ll see the hottest fucking girls willing to fuck on camera for very little…and that’s just a work ethic I approve of…

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2015

21

May

Petra Nemcova Tits at a Premiere at Cannes of the Day

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When it comes to Tsunami survivors, I think it is safe to say that Petra Nemcova is one of the hottest there ever was…all climbing up a tree because these Russians are resilient, even her boyfriend didn’t survive…making her even more amazing than her tits…

No I’ve always been into her…and her tits…so seeing her in Cannes is magical and makes me want to sing her love songs, but instead…I’ll just look at her tits…

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2015

21

May

Pam Anderson for PETA of the Day

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Pam Anderson terrifies me…

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2015

21

May

Valeria Semushina TIts for Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

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Her name is Valeria Semushina….and here she is for photographer at BigHouseDiary …reminding us that you don’t need to be famous, or paid, or rich or luxurious to be lovely…and topless…and amazing in a photoshoot..you just have to be topless and amazing in a photoshoot…that’s all it fucking takes…

Not that I googled Valeria Semushina, I’m just making assumptions…like that she’s Eastern European and thus amazing…at least to look at because these Communists are cold…

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2015

21

May

Josephine Skriver Fondles Kendall Jenner while Hailey Baldwin Watches of the Day

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Josephine Skrvier was a test tube baby created by her gay father with her lesbian mother’s egg….in what was clearly some genetic modified human experiment…that you will want to fuck…and that I guess Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin have adopted as their own, because I guess they are jealous of the robot model, or maybe they are all fucking robots created in a lab by their rich parents…

Well….together they grab each other’s tits. The fact is that these it-girls are useless…but I still want to fuck them and their horrible morals and values…

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2015

21

May

Beyonce is Rich of the Day

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Beyonce is rich as fuck…she’s always a pile of shit..who show’s off her money…because that’s just the way society is…you know even people who aren’t rich as fuck are pouring their 20,000 bottles of champagne in a “suffering from success”…kind of “hip hop” is mainstream and pop culture…

But if you think Beyonce paid for this to dump out, you’re crazy…she gets everything for free, because even rich as fuck people, don’t like wasting money…and rich as fuck people are so rich as fuck and self involved that 20,000 dollars is nothing to them even if they did buy it, which I am sure she didn’t….but I guess 20,000 dollars could be better spent feeding an African baby…

But it got people talking, and everything she does is strategic…so who fucking cares what she does in the hot tub, because the fact is her piss is worth more than any of you…

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