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2023

31

Mar

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Rita Ora, who is one of the hardest trying try hards to ever have a record deal pulled from her, paying her out so that she can figure her own way out in LA, going to all the parties, fucking the right producers, ending up getting millions of followers on social media, turning into a host, a personality, just anything that she could do…and through it all she had hot tits, which are a pretty important tool in making it.

She never hit as the music star she started out as, it probably makes her mad, it’s like you’re passion or dream for yourself is to do more than what you’re doing at your shitty job, only her shitty job paid better than your soulless job, but you get what I am saying….THROUGH IT ALL SHE HAD HOT TITS.

She’s old now, married now, working out hard now, because she can have a go at her music career again….and THROUGH IT ALL SHE HAS THE TITS….

People are shaming her for being toned, I support fitness and hate fatties, but luckily in her ripped new body, she’s STILL got the tits.

Yes…all I see is tits….in life, in love, in work, in play…TITS…

She’s also doing a bikini bridge, dropping the classics!

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2023

31

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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They changed the name of Aunt Jamima pancakes because they felt that it was oppressive to celebrate a woman’s pancake recipe by making it an iconic legacy brand that generations of people of all cultures can connect with, not ever thinking it was racist, but probably only thinking she was a brilliant entrepreneur who made it really far in her time…..

But they haven’t changed the name of Fishnets, implying that all the bitches who wear their pantyhose have fishy cunt.

So, for the last 200 years of Fishnet, since Captain Pervert was lost at see and realized he could make his deckhand more feminine with a hand crafted hosiery in their scurvy and dehydrated delusions….

Here are some fishnets.

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2023

31

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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It’s Friday, here are a bunch of girls in Full Back panties, being so brave and empowered in their producing LEWD content for strangers of the internet because it’s trendy or fun..

I don’t really need to do a rant about the shame that Full Back Panties went through in my lifetime, but it’s probably the most oppressed group of panties….clearly being paid their reparations as girls are finding some appeal in them….maybe realizing dudes don’t give a fuck if the panties are skimpy or hot so long as they are panties. It’s a psychological thing not a visual thing….

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2023

30

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw some weird conversation from the internet involving a dude wanting to stretch out his urethra so that it can house or support being penetrated by a penis, after he uses elastic bands to castrate himself, since the blood supply will be cut off, and he’ll get to live his best life as a woman, even though gender isn’t based on SEX ORGANS according the general consensus of Satanic Perverts…

Motherfucker is trying to get an at home sex change, not sounding like he’s on hormones, which reminds me of the time a guy I know was bragging about fucking a tranny decades ago, when Tranny was just a weird fetish and they were all sex workers…

I asked “Does it have the tits yet” because I always thought dudes who get breast implants to be next level….to which the answer was no…

Back then you didn’t ask if the dick was cut off, because you assumed it wasn’t, that was the excitement for the kind of people who banged trannies…or paid for that shit….the weird neo vaginas with all their grossness was a RARE usually botched wound people avoided because of AIDS…

I asked “Does it take the hormones, like eating its mom’s birth control pills”…..to which the guy said no….

So I said “so you banged a dude with long hair wearing make-up and as skirt up the ass”…to which he said….”it wasn’t wearing make-up”….

Let’s just hope it shaved that day….you know to give the illusion of not just being a man with long hair in a skirt….

It was but a simpler time, when we could accept that behavior as fucking weird, not mainstream in every small town in America, just the depts of hell in the worst parts of the cities…

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2023

30

Mar

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

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Dua Lipa is apparently one of the most famous, most viral, most important, internationally pop stars in the history of the universe.

I don’t know if that’s actually true, but her songs go viral on TikTok and I don’t use TikTok, despite it being the only place that’s actively trying to destroy our society by sharing the TRUTHER TRUTHS, along with vapid and useless dances, but at least they aren’t controlled by the evil and corrupt American businesses, just China who you conspiracy theorists may think are actively trying to destroy America, but you’re doing a good job of that on your own.

Anyway, I bet I know some of her songs without having given consent to learning those songs, because pop music is obviously which craft that penetrates OUR minds….and secures itself in our brains…like a fucking parasite…

So Dua Lipa didn’t have my permission to push her music on me, but based on her bikini pics, she can rape me anytime she wants…even sonically….

She’s some Albanian refugee human trafficked into our hearts and minds and CHECK OUT THEM TITS.

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2023

30

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I remember when THONGS worked their way into the mainstream, they never quite made the most sense to me, it was like just don’t wear any underwear, but I guess some women don’t like their cunt’s dripping all over their pants or down their leg while they are in self-cleaning mode…..

I thought the whole “it hides the pantyline” line was just a weird excuse since you could see the throng print through the pants, but I guess it made the asses more exciting, or at leat the girls with the asses more exciting to look at because you knew they were slutty or being indoctrinated into the whore world that has now gone fully mainstream and has taken over the minds of most people…

The thong was the early start to this generation of whores…it lead to bikini waxes….which led to taking nudes…which led to facetime sex….which led to showing off the asshole to know they were serious in their self produced porn – YOU HAVE SEEN ALL THE HOLES….and now they’ve gone back to their roots of bringing back the thong to tease the visibile asshole, a perk, a flaw in design, assholes are celebrated….HERE IT IS.

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2023

30

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini Insanity of the Day

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Here’s some crazy Britney with Emma Roberts’ gay boyfriend who they say is her manager, or handler, I don’t fucking know, his hairy chest freaks me the fuck out….and kind of takes away from the pornography that is Britney Spears in what they can now say is a newer video of her in a skimpy bikini in the sand..

So all you conspiracy theorists who think she’s dead (ME), in an institution (ME), is being played by a body double (ME) can just fuck yourself…while looking at Britney being unstable, like most people in today’s society of everyone on anti-depressants that CLEARLY do not work….but more high profile than the loser in your day to day life crying about their mental health…

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2023

30

Mar

Halsey and the Nipples of the Day

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Here’s some exclusive BEHIND THE SCENES nipple through the ripped WIFE BEATER on set of the latest JOKER porno moving being shot in the back alley dumpster starring some big pitch they found in the fucking gutter who thinks she’s some kind of sex goth in her stupid clown make-up and shitty sex harness…

It’s actually Halsey, a fake celebrity who is now a celebrity, because they turned her into one…after buying into her story of being homeless, something rich people love as an origin story, even though it was clearly bullshit and she was just a party slut who go in through her DJ connections.

Either way, nipples in a wife beater reminds me of PUNK SHOWS in the 90s when bras were typically warn except by the good girls…being appropriated 30 years later by some hack, still NIPPLES on the bolt ons though.

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2023

30

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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WHAT IS THAT SOUND….

Yes, that’s my fat wife’s stomach making some fuck up noises that I know I’ll be wiping off the toilet seat later tonight….but you can’t hear that, this is a computer screen and words on your screen…it’s just the SOUNDS that I am hearing right now, which is unfortunately not at the ZEN frequency I need it to be at for enlightenment…..

The sounds I was talking about was the sound of the titty drop, just a slop motion tit being spilled out of the shirt, to bounce like it’s a new sport, that is far less gay than actual sports where people get hard over dudes trying to throw balls through imaginary goal posts in exchange for millions of dollars.

The point of the story is, i think Titty Drops are great.

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2023

30

Mar

Throwback Rita Ora’s Ass in Action of the Day

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Here’s some ART AND THE COMPUTER done by ME…because I am an artist, tell that to all the copyright pigs trying to shut us down for posting their shitty images when sites like this is what kept these assholes relevant in the early internet era….SHOW SOME RESPECT you money grubbing cunts…and let the INTERNET be the WILD FUCKING WEST again…

So yeah, I have to make original art of the shit I want to post, which happens to be OLD ASS pics of RITA ORA’s OLD ASS….because she’s old and it’s her ass.

Whether this is on set, on a photoshoot, on her wedding day to TIKIKIKI WAKICACA COHEN, her aboriginal husband and Hollywood poster boy…..or she’s just out there whoring for the paparazzi, I don’t know…

I just figure it gives us a little perspective and allows us to look at her ass again, or for the first time if you’re like 98 percent of the world who doesn’t know what a Rita Ora is, doesn’t care about what a Rita Ora is, or how she’s a weird plant from some weird political activist family during some Bosnian war….which makes me VERY suspicious about her…

But I’ll still look at her ass, when the tits aren’t getting shine, maybe they’re in the shop getting buffed out or some shit…forcing us to stare at her thong to see if we can see shit…it is ASSHOLE BEHIND THURSDAY after all.

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