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2015

18

Jun

Katy Perry Chunky in a Jumper of the Day

I have seen countless girls in jumpers that are at least one size too small for them….the ill fitting romper, that is actually the right fitting romper, because anytime clothing is jacked in a vagina, I’m happy enough to stare…as weird as it may look…because #cameltoe….

It is safe to say that all of Katy Perry’s clothing is ill-fitting because she’s fat, or pregnant…probbaly pregnant…but fat is in, as is tolerance, trannies, and apparently bad music…and I don’t hate her for figuring it out, I just feel sorry for her because she seems sad…but I like sad…it gives me hope that I can get her to sit on my face…

Here’s her face looking pretty…

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2015

18

Jun

Chelsea Handler Panties in a Theatre of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is showing you why you need to wear a hazmat suit to the movie theater, or reall to any public place, because dirty fucking people, both rich and homeless, rub their assholes on things, sometimes intentionally, sometimes not intentionally, always in ways I don’t want my hand or mouth or fingers touching…

I am not a germaphobe, I have eating hooker asshole before, but even the dirtiest of hookers is likely cleaner than this…but more importnatly…she’s not smearing hreself all over the movie chair…

Either way, this is some attention seeking…and I support attention seeking…

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2015

18

Jun

Doutzen Kroes for Elle France of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a mom of 2. Retired or Fired Victoria’s Secret model, because Victoria’s Secret realized they can get cheaper girls to model their shit….and I guess the shift from Victoria’s Secret has been a difficult one, you know letting go of the past when the past is all you know, and really the only reason your husband liked you in the first place, leaving her insecure when not half naked….

Luckily Elle France, and really anyone and everyone with a camera is here to make her feel validated…always willing to capture her, even in her retirement and irrelevance half naked…because that’s just the society we live in….

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2015

18

Jun

Taylor Swift Tight Shirt Midriff of the Day

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Taylor Swift is working this model thing pretty aggressive. I guess she’s tall and skinny and now that she’s confident, not awkward and hotter than most models she hangs with, I’m talking to you Karlie Kloss, realizes that she could have made it as a model, if she hadn’t created this billion dollar enterprise that is her personal brand and career…where she still gets in magazines and talked about, but has an actual purpose deeper rooted than being a model…because models have nothing to offer the world and are useless…while Taylor Swift brings the soundtrack….like a messenger pigeon…that you can either kill youself or dance to…and with each play..she gets paid…

She’s won at life and I guess now she’s just coasting…tight shirt titties and all…

Here she is with her cats…who she will miss on her Euro tour because the internet LOVES cats…

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2015

18

Jun

Ariana Grande Panty FLash of the Day

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A pornstar once told me that Ariana Grande is a whore…

I have told this story before…

Let me repeat one more time….

A pornstar once told me that Ariana Grande is a whore…

She knew her on a personal level, they shared a few penis’s…she had the inside scoop….

So this see through to panties pic circulating tumblr should be spread vagina and throat fucking like the porn star…only Ariana Grande is a better marketer…apparently….making her a smart whore..something…I can fuck with…because if you’re gonna fuck everyone…make it count so that you don’t always have to fuck everyone…unless you want to fuck everyone…be strategic…which I guess is what Ariana Grande….

That said, she probably doesn’t have a very tight vagina, maybe the panties are a key element needed in this pic…to not scare us all off…

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2015

18

Jun

Cara Delevingne Has Legs of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is the lesbian model it girl turned actress who is rumored to not bei modeling anymore now that she’s in big movies…which makes sense, since modeling is a bigger joke than acting, especially when you’re not all that hot, but just in the right place at the right time, where the fashion industry took a liking to you, because you were rich and skinny and took a good picture…leading to a career of her own that makes her trust fund very manageable to live off of…and I don’t care either way…I’m just glad she’s got nice legs, because it helps me understand why she got so big, when so many better models who are actual models….like career models…didn’t…

Not that I care about Cara Delevinge..I’m just sayin’..

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2015

18

Jun

Melina Martin by Sigurd Grünberger for UK Glamour of the Day

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Her name is Melina Martin. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s a pretty big moddel…with 100,000 fans on instagram…making me feel out of touch, since I’ve never heard of her, despite doing this daily, but 100,000 instagram people have…I’m so pathetic…I mean not that we needed Melina Martin or her nipples for fashion to determine that…I mean if I did know who she was I’d feel as pathetic…it’s a lose /lose situation…and I’m the top loser…which I guess in ways is winning at something. Go me!

No…go look at Melina Martin nipples for fashion..the way nipples are supposed to be used…

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2015

18

Jun

Selena Gomez Picture of the DAy

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I don’t know what this Selena Gomez is from. I don’t know if someoene photoshopped themselves into the frame in some kind of viral meme that makes her look like she’s getting fucked from behind…

But she looks like she’s getting fucked from behind…and I like that…even though I don’t care for Selena Gomez and already know she’s been fucked multiple times by people including Bieber…so it’s not like we’re dealing with a virgin here, it’s just nice to have the visual so we don’t have to do it ourselves…

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2015

18

Jun

Renee Sommerfeld for Maxim Australia of the Day

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A video posted by R e n e e S o m e r f i e l d (@reneesomerfield) on Jun 17, 2015 at 2:21am PDT

Her naame is Renee Sommerfeld….

She’s some Australian instagram sensation, for obvious reasons, rocking more than 1,000,000 followers, for obvious reasons…you see instagram likes hot chicks who post consistent naked or half naked pics in amazing settings…like the pool, or beach or whatever…because it stimulates their retard brains…

All of these girls are interchangeable, and really a product of the instagram popular page that doesn’t exist anymore, but that allowed them to find an audience…

I doubt any of them will amount to anything much, but I’m down with watching them at their peak, when almost irrelevant magazine do shoots on them….where they are half naked in said shoot…but mainly because I like Australian girls…and their tits…they are just hot, fun, slutty and drunk…and I connect with that…unfortunately, my genitals don’t…

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2015

18

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens is Braless in Leggings of the Day

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Broadway superstar….Vanessa Hudgens….because I guess where else can you go from being a Disney bred singing and dancing freak if you don’t want to end up stripping or as a hooker who up-sells thanks to the Disney being on TV experience, I mean I’m sure lots of you would pay her 10,000 dollars to fuck at least once, 5 of you a week and she’s making 50,000 dollars a week, with only 5 hours or less of work…it’s honorable, but I guess not as good for her soul as a play in New York that represents real, actual acting…like it was a craft…even though it’s a scam and actors know it’s a scam…but live theater is a bit harder to pull off…

It doesn’t matter..what matters is that she’s braless, since no girls wear bras anymore, and not even the sluts, but the normals…that’s not to say Hudgens isn’t a slut, I mean she was producing selfie porn before the iphone was released…making her a bit of an OG, seasoned veteran to the shit…She is to selfie porn, what Pam Anderson is to sex tapes…a slut…so braless or not…whatever…but I’ll post anyway…I’m in too deep to turn back now..

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