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2015

29

May

Josephine Skriver for Vanity Fair Italy of the Day

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Test tube baby Josephine Skriver proves yet again that genetically modified humans, unlike their food counterparts, are much more substantial and good to look at than regular in utero born babies…especially when those test tube babies are made from gay scientists and some lesbian…because they are raised to be fabulous, to look fabulous, to dress fabulous, and to get into modeling to be fabulous…the poster child for the experiment we can consider a success..all funded by Victoria’s Secret…

I’m a fan of this future technology. I need it for my basement, you know to give my captives friends that no one will notice are missing..

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2015

29

May

Elisabeth Harnois Ass Crack of the Day

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Elisabeth Harnois is some CSI star and if I was some kind of low level editor at some mainstream publication – i would make a CSI related pun for the morons who read that shit…but instead I’ll stay within my wheelhouse of being a low level editor of what I guess is considered a blog, not quite a publication but not quite a Facebook page, and focus on how sloppy her ass is…not because I hate sloppy asses, I’ll jack my face up into any ass, while jacking myself off to any ass, only to realize that it’s not enough to turn my desensitized and possibly impotent thanks to diabetes dick…leading to me asking her to either start peeing, farting, or inserting random objects in herself to really appreciate the experience…

I’m sure this looks better in clothes.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

29

May

Emilia Clarke for Marie Claire UK of the Day

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Emilia Clarke is on Game of Thrones or another one of those very successful, popular, shows that people everywhere are obsessed with but that I don’t care about because I can’t handle dragons, wizards and fantasy shit…I say leave that shit on college campuses where the virgin losers who you see have sword fights in the park create their sci-fi/fantasy swords…and where they congregate together…because without a club…they’d just be weird and alone…

I know, there’s nudity on the show…and rape scenes…but I prefer spending my time listening to my own failures…as she chokes on her fat neck next to me…

Either way, here’s Emilia Clarke in a magazine.

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2015

29

May

Sam Cannon by Nat Lanyon of the Day

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I don’t know who Sam Cannon and Nat Lanyon are, but does who they are really matter. This is a superficial world where we only just care about ourselves, that luckily has a need for nude and half nude content, since we’re all over exposed to the shit, sitting in front of screens all day, and have a need to never get enough of it, one of those never satisfied always looking for the next tit…as a general philosphy….

And the good news is that with that constant need for tit, there is a constant flow of talent willing to show their tits, in hopes to have a career as a model…thinking this is how to get it..

So who they are…doesn’t matter…what they are doing…does….

Posted in:NSFW|Sam Cannon

2015

29

May

Chubby Margot Robbie on Set of the Day

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Margot Robbie is some Australian who became a superstar thanks to Wolf of Wall Street….because she was naked in it and everyone freaked the fuck out over her…

As much as I hate on everything, I understood the hype, because she was fucking hot..and virtually unknown so that we didn’t have any of her real life bullshit to make us hate her for her personal life…. HERE IS THE CLIP

But for some reason, a reason I call an Australian leaving Australia, and loving the fame and probably not fortune from that movie, that probably paid out in different ways, like rich men who wanted to get up inside her…she’s got chunky…

And now, she’s on set of Suicide Squad trying to touch her toes while she can, you know before her gut gets in the way, as it looks like it is going to do soon enough….but not quite yet.

The good news for her is that America loves fat chicks.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

29

May

Cruel Intentions Reunion Picture of the Day

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I don’t know why Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like she’s got a mouth full of nuts – getting ready to hibernate for the winter…in this Reese Witherspoon / Selma Blair Cruel intentions reunion…that is more a couple of girls running into each other in LA, because they all run in the same circles….

I also don’t know why the fat one from Cruel Intentions, who seduced and knocked up the main dude, ended up as the Oscar winning, billion dollar actress, while the other two just sort of fizzled out…

More importantly, I don’t know why I am posting Cruel Intention reunion that is hardly a reunion but may be a meeting to do the redux – thanks to craving money….considering I never even saw the original…

But I do know that virgin loser dudes everywhere love the shit, and more importantly that you’re virgin losers who love the shit, and I figure why not give you something you’re pathetic life can get excited about…

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2015

29

May

Man Pushes Woman in Canal and Other Videos of the Day

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Fat Kid Freaks the Fuck Out…

Classroom Brawl

Theif of the Day

Fat Boy Fail…

Don’t Fuck with the Bouncer

Brazilian Foot Fetish video

Thief of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

29

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new favorite activity is home wrecking from afar..that’s homewrecking without even knowing the person you are homewrecking….you know getting couples to fight because the girls are sketchy and send me nudes…get busted…even though I’ve never met them…or in this case…know who they are…

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It’s better than my failed pick-up lines….and here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Neveryland Ranch for Sale for a Cool 100 Million…Small Price to Pay to Be Surrounded by the Ghosts of Loss of Innconce
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Girl in Bed…
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Singing Pussy
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Man Spreading is Against the Law…
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Rick Ross VS 50 cent is Hysterical
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Shanina Shaik in Lingerie
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Slut of the Day
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Bob Saget Does Fuller House
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the Most Haunted Places
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Fame Whore in a Bikini of the Day
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River Flood..
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Today in Birthdays
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Food Innovations We Need
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Mirror Selfies!
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Dan Bilzerian for President
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Slow Motion Explosive Oil Fire
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2015

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Telling a 20 year old girl that you used to Jerk off to National Geographic will not only confuse her – but probably end the conversation, because even with her life being exposed to and raised on hardcore fucking porn, she won’t find you jerking off to what she assumes is animals…you see, kids these days have no idea how our plight for tits in the early 80s was limited to Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler…that were next to impossible to get our grubby hands on, but National Geographic…had tribal tits…available in every library…

I don’t know why I find this story fascinating…oh right, cuz I’m old.

Fucking old people…right…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls who Arne’t Wearing Bras
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Kim Kardashian – Whore Mountain
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Gigi and Kendall…Together in Crop Tops
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Toni Garrn in a Bikini Sandwich
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Police Push a Pregnant Woman
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Foul Ball in Nachos
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Kendall Jenner Ass in Leggings
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Fast Food Employees Fired for Trading Weed
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Big Tits – Jungle Girl
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Waist to Hip Ratio
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Painting will Make Brain Hurt…
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Rashida Jones Says Porn is Bad
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Courtney Stodden’s Mom Quits
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Vanessa Hudgens is Sexy to Me…
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Action Figures Blown Up in Slow Motion
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Batmobile in Suicide Squad
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Thong Bikini of the Day
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Brooke Burke Bike Ride
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The Most Notorious Biker Gangs in History
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Singing Pussy of the day
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Kate Upton Monster…
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Kate Voegele in a Bikini
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in LUI
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Rugby Player Messes Up a High Five
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Gigi Paris Catalog Pics
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The Most Excellent TV Character Mustaches
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Kylie Minogue Does Instagram
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Taylor Swift in Overalls
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Bieber and a Nerf Gun on Kevin Durant
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California Wants Porn Stars to wear Goggles
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Guy Takes a Selfie for 16 Years
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Tom Hardy Isn’t Here for Dumb Questions
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Alexandra Daddorio’s Tits
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Books You’ll Never Finish Reading
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Dead Celebrity of the Day
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Motorcycle Burnout Fire
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Bobby flay May Be January Jone’s Baby Daddy
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Charlie Riina Has Great Tits
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Victoria Justice Legs
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Lohan is Off Probation
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Things that Bounce GIFS
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A Bunch of Hot Girls.
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Babes and Weed!!!
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See Joey Fisher and Other Busty Brunette Celebs Nude
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Hot Blonde – Hairy Vagina
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Stripping on the Couch
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This is What Perfect Looks Like
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Girl VS 1kg Burrito
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Massive Fucking Tits
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Blonde is Crazy
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Purple Kush and Pearls!
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Bush of the Day
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Stripping in the Forrest
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Greek Slut of the DAy
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So Much Cam Pussy Cam Pussy Cam Pussy
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Damn Lesbians…
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Old Fashioned Brazilian Lynching
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The Hottest Internet TIME You’ll Ever Have…Ever…EVER!!
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Jerk Off Coach of the Day
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Blindfolded Huge TIts
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Girl Puking on Cam is Not Hot
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Hot as Fuck, Naked as Fuck, Tight as Fuck Babes Getting Stoned
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This is Cute…
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Watch live extreme bondage
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Crabs Love Noodles
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New Library Girl….
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

28

May

stepGIRLS vs Creepstreet by Vongsawat “Champagne Showers” of the Day

Creep Street x StepGIRLS presents: CHAMPAGNE SHOWERS! from Creep Street on Vimeo.

This is pretty awesome…stepGIRLS vs Creepstreet vs Vongsawat “champagne showers”….

Some videos just don’t really need a beginning middle and end, that story shit just gets in the way of what matters, which is a couple of babes getting hosed down by a couple perverts with Champagne…

We can assume that the feminists will love this and see it for what it is…just some confident girls who love champagne so much they want to bathe in it….because it is all fancy…so they want to bathe in it…

But feminists ruin everything and will see past the love, fun and magic that this is…because we just like having fun…

So the perverts are @creepstreet and for @step_girls …all while @cvongsawat documented it…

The babes are: @theminadoll
Here are the pics:

Via chrisvongsawat.com

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