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2015

12

May

Pornstars Read Oh, The Places You’ll Go of the Day

It’s graduation season…and even Kanye West has been celebrating his doctorate…because that’s just the world we live in…

So what better way to celebrate this window of hope, that will slowly close as life happens, where your bright eyes and eagerness to get out there get trampled with job rejection letters, student loan debt payments, taking on shit jobs, dating shit women, having a shit wedding, and making shit babies….than an inspirational book read by pornstars, who although would be seen as people who failed at regular life, are often times just perverts in their own right…wanting to get paid to fuck on camera and watched…thanks to deep rooted issues….

So some graduates will defy odds, break free, and really establish themselves….by taking risks and doing great things…but most will just become fat suburban losers….and hopefully at least one hot one will let me watch her fuck….

That said, Oh, the places you’ll come…and the places you’ll go….

All this to say, there’s a fetish in here somewhere…

Posted in:Pornstars

2015

12

May

Alessandra Ambrosio is in a Bikini of the Day

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Here is a bikini pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio hiding behind some other model named Gisele, not the tranny Gisele, some other Gisele, who as you can see steals the the show….because she’s probably not a mom of 10 thanks to Catholicism, and old, washed up, and over exposed….ya know…

I guess who cares…models in bikinis…right…and I guess Alessandra’s not so bad anyway…and not just because of her tramp stamp…

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2015

12

May

Taylor Swift Rubs Jaime King of the Day

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A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on May 10, 2015 at 9:38pm PDT

I remember when Jaime King was some NYC Hipster model who got naked for fashion…before really jumping into the acting thing…where she went onto great things like My Bloody Valentine 3D….before ladning some TV show…that was apparently huge…you know back when she was a Heroin addict and her boyfriend died of a heroin overdose…because heroin is and always will be the cool man’s drug….sad story, but I guess not as sad as dating Kid Rock…

Either way, she didn’t let her downfalls win, she ended up taking that model money and turning it into acting money…and now…she’s getting rubbed down by Taylor Swift because she’s pregnant and Taylor will use any excuse to rub a woman…..like being the kid’s godmother…

Either way, this could be erotic to you…so I’ll post it…

Here’s some classic Jaime King….

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

12

May

Bradley Cooper Kisses Irina Shayk of the Day

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I find it weird that Bradley Cooper is one of America’s most favorite actors…but I understand why girls want to fuck him….not because I think he’s hot and I am jerking off right now looking at his blue eyes, but because I get it…girls love dudes in movies, and even if he was Jonah Hill…models would want to be around him and fuck him….it’s just how the world works…

So I don’t find it weird that models, who are basically just hookers, especially the Russian ones on a quest to be as famous as possible…because she’s hot as fuck…despite having no soul, which isn’t saying much, since most Russians don’t have a soul..and trying to really establish herself and her career…and already milked being the beard to some Euro homo rich as fuck soccer player for so long…

Either way..here is their kiss…but you can assume Bradley Cooper is kissing up on a lot more than just Irina Shayk…it’s the American…I’ll fuck everything I can…way…

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Here’s some Irina Being Hot…because she’s fucking hot…

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Posted in:Bradley Cooper

2015

12

May

Bella Hadid Eats a Burger in Slow Motion of the Day

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A video posted by Bella Hadid (@bellahadid) on May 10, 2015 at 5:44pm PDT

Bella Hadid is the darker, more interesting, even less annoying and bubbly and blonde and scenester than her sister Gigi…you know possibly edgier…but still the same spoiled brat with a model mother and a model fucking very rich father….

Maybe I just like her cuz she’s knew rich kid model on the block…or maybe I just how easy it is for them to make it…while all you aspiring models struggle…

Or maybe I just like watching her eat burgers in slow motion…it’s a fetish….or maybe I just like watching her eating ice cream….

Or maybe I just like her tits being relevant with Miley…

Or maybe I don’t like her or anything about her at all and I find this whole Jenner/Kardashian famous cuz you’re rich in Calabasas stupid…when I like people being famous because they are awesome and people like them…but that just doens’t exist…so I’ll take the rich tits I see…cuz what the fuck else am I supposed to do…actually hang out with real girls, in real life, that’s just crazy.

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2015

12

May

Nicole Meyer by Kesler Tran for TREATS! Magazine of the Day

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Treats! Magazine is known for magically finding all the no name but amazing LA Models, and luring them into photoshoots with great photographers to shoot nude.. only to open them up to invitations to very very exclusive rich guy parties…where they are the VIPs, at leas that’s how it is presented to them, because no one likes to think they are hookers….especially when not getting paid..

There’s nothing new to this..I am sure this is the foundation of Playboy, this is just the new generation and girls getting naked for fashion and art…and magazines…are less 90s trash…and more 70s and amazing…but all equally slutty…

The photographer Kesler Tran is awesome, the model Nicole Meyer is awesome and Treats! Magazine is doing it better than anyone, in fact, I heard Playboy poached their whole staff to copy their model….

Posted in:Nicole Meyer

2015

12

May

Crackhead Dance and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Gets Tased by US Border Patrol in Upstate New York and she’s not even Mexican….

Swedish Students Hit By Cops

Stage Collapse of the Day

Guy is Wiped Out Exploding Tire….

Nurse and Wheelchair Man Go Downhill

Kid Rides Toy

What the fuck is this….

NYPD Search Gets Dealt With in Record Time

13 Year Old Fights Off Sexual Predator…

Topless Homeless Chick….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

12

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I get drunk…and sometimes I get drunker…making waking up a challenge…especially considering a I have sleep apnea, I fall asleep at 6 in the morning, and I don’t believe in setting alarms…

But I’m still alive…and I am also on instagram…so FOLLOW @Drunkenstepfatherdotcom….

A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on May 11, 2015 at 9:00pm PDT

I am also on Tinder, but Unlike Leondard(o) and Hilary Duff…no one cares…except maybe the police…because girls don’t find my creepy funny…that’s why I walk the 2 mile radius TINDER says we are separated by…calling her name…hyou see I’m not creepy…Tinder is…

Here are some morning stepLINKS in the MOrning at Noon…

Jem and the Holograms Looks Fucked
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Her Name is Kaleigh Sperry and She’s in a Bikini
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5 Nigerian Hit Songs…
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Blac Chyna Wants Full Custody of her Tyga Baby
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Bike to Bike Transfer
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner in a Bikini
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The Women of Mad Max
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City Looking for Stray Dogs
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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VIctoria Justice’s Sister in a Bikini
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The Trailers for NBC’s Fall Lineup
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Subway Ghost Prank
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Will Save Lives
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Charlize Theron and Jimmy Fallon Chose Each Other’s Outfits – I Hate This Clown…
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2015

12

May

Black and White Topless Togetherness of the Day

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Here’s a photoshoot that I think is so powerful and relevant today….

Not because of all the cop vs black people in the media…reminding us that America is racist, to keep us divided as a people, so that we don’t really notice or pay attention to the real issues of government control…and pretty much the end of any freedom we once had…

Make black people hate white people while Mexicans make them food and Chinese make them everything else….kinda huslte…

This is relevant…because girls touching each other is always relevant…that shit will stand the test of time…

Titty Smooshing…The photographer’s name is Anne Barlinckhoff ….

Posted in:Photos

2015

12

May

Joanna Krupa’s Bikini Line of the Day

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Joanna Krupa hasn’t been anything special pretty much ever…her career has been a series of barely being anything ever…coasting as the hot chick…fucking the right guy….not making any money…but eventually landing on that was hardly a career…but rather a series of hooking herself to the right people…because she waxes her pussy…

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