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2015

13

May

Nina Dobrev is Athletic for SELF of the Day

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Canadian Nina Dobrev…from Vampire Diaries…who cares…

Did Shape Magazine…in fitness gear…who cares….

I could probably outline tens of thousands of more important things than some second string actress who probably has a shitty attitude..because that’s what actors have…in some second rate magazine…all for the sake of monetizing their bullshit content no one actually needs but it makes for a nice distraction for life…and really not even that nice of a distraction from life…because I can assume only her friends and family are like “cool she’s in a magazine”…or maybe her PR team she was about to fire because no one cares about Nina Dobrev…pretending this is a big deal because they like their 5,000 dollar a month retainer she pays them….but it’s SELF magazine, this is insignificant…yet for some reason…I am posting it..

I guess what it comes down to is…what’s wrong with me….more on this in the 30,000 or more blog posts I’ve written the last 11 years…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev

2015

13

May

Classy Lady VS Store and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Stripped Topless for Sleeping with Another Woman’s Dude

Truck Explosion in Russia

Rally Car Jump

This is Why You Need to Use Uber

102 Year Old Blowing Out Candles Can Probably Suck Good Dick

Failed Sneaky Asshole

Toronto Reporter Confronts FHRITP Dudes

Kids Dancing with Dead Cats…

Dude Mugs a 7 Year old…GOALS

Digusting Beard Shave…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

13

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is not much more satisfying in life…than going to a coffee shop with a girl you just had sex with…who is probably in her early 20s and who definitely looks like someone dudes would want to have sex with….at 7 in the morning to grab a coffee…only to see 3 dads carting their kids to daycare getting their coffees…probably 10 years younger than you…where they look at the piece you brought in, look at you, look at their kids, and then give you a thumbs up…

Not that anyone needs reassurance that breeding gets in the way of fuck, sex with young freaks from tinder, and really rapes your soul…

But it’s nice to be acknowledged by idiots who were too scared to be men…but who instead went the safe route…cuz you know they are doubting their entire existence today..

Here are some morning links..it’s 1 pm …I realize that…I am not stupid…I am just lazy

It’s Time for Bikinis…While the World Around Us is Crumbling..
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This Jet Man Shit is Crazy
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Kylie Jenner in a Bra
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Missouri House Speaker Sexts Intern
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Blac Chyna is a Mom…Wonder How That HAppened…
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Birthday Cake Troubles
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Brad Cooper is Doing Limitless Show
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Maria BEllo is Proud to Have Hard Nipples…
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Tiger Woods Cheated – How is This News?
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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15 Sports Figures Doing Good on Camera
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Frisbee Trick Shot
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JEm and the Holigrams is Bad
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Instagram Whore With a Great Ass
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent the last 10-14 hours in a strip club and it turns out that strippers love tattoos as much as they love being grabbed and a paid to fuck random dudes in a back room…and I just don’t understand why or when tattoos affected every asshole who wanted to look like an Ed Hardy shirt or a truck stop bathroom…all covered it doodles and I’d hate the shit if I wasn’t too busy trying to cum in 1 to 2 songs because that’s all I had budgeted…

If you don’t like that story…you can follow my friends at @tophot_angels

Or you can click on these steplinks…

Girls Tugging At Their Clothes
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Jem and the Holigrams Looks Real bad
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Huge Fuckign Tits
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Anna Kendrick Does Russian Roulette with Eggs
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This Dude is Banging a Jackson…and it isn’t Michael…
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Some Useless Whore and her Huge Tits
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J.LO Fucking Casper!
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Dude Gets Knocked Out Twice after Picking Fight
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Taylor Swift Showing Off Her Legs…
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Blac Chyna is Terrifying
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Lies Big Brands Tell Us
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Sometimes You Gotta Carry Heroin in your Vagina
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Aaron Rodgers Drops F-Bomb on Celeb Jeopardy
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Never Stop on the Highway GIF
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Kim Kardashian Body Painted
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Maryland Womam Arrested for Skin Shavings in Roommates Milk
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Oldest Working Nurse
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Caya Hefner Pretty Fucking Naked…
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Lena Dunham…into Fitness…
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1 Year Old Swims
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Trace Cyrus Kicked Out of a Restaurant
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Ultimate Popcorn Machine….
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Another Useless Whore and her Tits
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Ashley Olsen Has Lyme Disease
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Obama Surprising Moms….
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SLut of the Day
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Selena Gomez Bra
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Sandra Lee Has Breast Cancer…
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Ass
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Orangutans are Moms to Tiger
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Sarah Jessica Parker Porn
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This is what happens when you steal Old Woman’s Parking Spot…
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First Trailer of the Muppet Show
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And Even One More Useless Whore and her Tits..
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A Couple Jetmen in Dubai
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So Much Side Tits
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Busty Busty Bat Woman
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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Lesbian Sex
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Cute Old Couple
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Fits Like a Glove…
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Charlotte McKinney Huge Tits
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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A Bunch of Kim Kardashian Smut
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Failed Models Do Porn
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Where Did I Leave My Dildo
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Yu lika to fucka me? I’m Asian and I’m sexy:
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Massive Amazing Tits
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Weirdest Episode of the Ninja Turtles
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Masturbating on the Plane
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Girls in Lineups…
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Crazy Giant Balls…
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Security Chick Ends Up Naked
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Japanese Handjob Race
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The Hottest Webcam
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

12

May

Lindsay Lohan Panty Flash of the Day

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Everyone is talking about Lindsay Lohan because the only way she gets attention is when it has to do with community service and other bullshit…when really all she should be getting attention for is how amazing and talented she is….and more importantly…she should be getting attention for her panties, because I just care about her panties, the toxins that are embedded deep in her panties, the vagina that the toxins are attached in her panties, and figuring out how to get my hands on these to sniff until I throw up…I mean look at this dopey bloated face I want to gaze into and sing love songs to.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

12

May

Anna Ewers in Pantyhose of the Day

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Here’s a video for W magazine featuring Anna Ewers…putting on pantyhose…and that’s all I have to say about that…because I have other shit to do…like stare all all my failures…and categorizing them….you know starting with my wife…and ending with the hell that is my life…but at least Anna Ewers is here to mock me with her pantyhose to make me feel worse about things…thanks for that….

Posted in:Anna Ewers

2015

12

May

Pornstars Read Oh, The Places You’ll Go of the Day

It’s graduation season…and even Kanye West has been celebrating his doctorate…because that’s just the world we live in…

So what better way to celebrate this window of hope, that will slowly close as life happens, where your bright eyes and eagerness to get out there get trampled with job rejection letters, student loan debt payments, taking on shit jobs, dating shit women, having a shit wedding, and making shit babies….than an inspirational book read by pornstars, who although would be seen as people who failed at regular life, are often times just perverts in their own right…wanting to get paid to fuck on camera and watched…thanks to deep rooted issues….

So some graduates will defy odds, break free, and really establish themselves….by taking risks and doing great things…but most will just become fat suburban losers….and hopefully at least one hot one will let me watch her fuck….

That said, Oh, the places you’ll come…and the places you’ll go….

All this to say, there’s a fetish in here somewhere…

Posted in:Pornstars

2015

12

May

Alessandra Ambrosio is in a Bikini of the Day

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Here is a bikini pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio hiding behind some other model named Gisele, not the tranny Gisele, some other Gisele, who as you can see steals the the show….because she’s probably not a mom of 10 thanks to Catholicism, and old, washed up, and over exposed….ya know…

I guess who cares…models in bikinis…right…and I guess Alessandra’s not so bad anyway…and not just because of her tramp stamp…

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2015

12

May

Taylor Swift Rubs Jaime King of the Day

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I remember when Jaime King was some NYC Hipster model who got naked for fashion…before really jumping into the acting thing…where she went onto great things like My Bloody Valentine 3D….before ladning some TV show…that was apparently huge…you know back when she was a Heroin addict and her boyfriend died of a heroin overdose…because heroin is and always will be the cool man’s drug….sad story, but I guess not as sad as dating Kid Rock…

Either way, she didn’t let her downfalls win, she ended up taking that model money and turning it into acting money…and now…she’s getting rubbed down by Taylor Swift because she’s pregnant and Taylor will use any excuse to rub a woman…..like being the kid’s godmother…

Either way, this could be erotic to you…so I’ll post it…

Here’s some classic Jaime King….

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

12

May

Bradley Cooper Kisses Irina Shayk of the Day

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I find it weird that Bradley Cooper is one of America’s most favorite actors…but I understand why girls want to fuck him….not because I think he’s hot and I am jerking off right now looking at his blue eyes, but because I get it…girls love dudes in movies, and even if he was Jonah Hill…models would want to be around him and fuck him….it’s just how the world works…

So I don’t find it weird that models, who are basically just hookers, especially the Russian ones on a quest to be as famous as possible…because she’s hot as fuck…despite having no soul, which isn’t saying much, since most Russians don’t have a soul..and trying to really establish herself and her career…and already milked being the beard to some Euro homo rich as fuck soccer player for so long…

Either way..here is their kiss…but you can assume Bradley Cooper is kissing up on a lot more than just Irina Shayk…it’s the American…I’ll fuck everything I can…way…

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Here’s some Irina Being Hot…because she’s fucking hot…

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Posted in:Bradley Cooper