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2015

13

May

Miley Cyrus is Fun of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a lot of fun…at least in her social media where she’s basically showing her spread asshole or tits on the regular…because that’s just the generation we live in..

We used to have to watch cheesy Playboy porn for this softcore erotica….and now all the mainstream talent is doing it…in what they think is free the nipple feminism..and that is free the nipple feminism…because why the fuck shouldn;’t someone post their asshole on their own personal instagram when instagram is worth billions of dollars thanks to people’s content productions…it’s like you want to control what I say, what I do, what I post…because you’re a higher than thou moral compass and authority on good and evil…when all you’re trying to do is use me and my content to make your stock value go up…fuck you..while I try to fuck Miley thanks to loving her little body…even if she’s a rich hick with zero authenticity…who cares..

Here she is singing from the Vagina Angle…

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on May 12, 2015 at 7:12pm PDT

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2015

13

May

Rihanna for Dior of the Day

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Rihanna pulled out her tit for Dior….because that is fashion…

Take a cute girl from a third world country, who’s father is some garbage man who lives in a shanty and exploit her for the personal gain of the brand…because some other dude exploited her named Jay Z…making them all a ton of fucking money…including the girls from the third world country who had planned a life of poverty changing bed sheets at a resort and turning tricks to the right guests…before being made rich as fuck…by making other people rich as fuck…cuz that’s what happens when you’re from the third world…

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2015

13

May

Emily Rat Cow Tries to Kate Upton of the Day

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The only problem with Emily Ratajkowski is her face…I mean that and her shitty attitude where she assumes that she’s important because she’s got great tits that I am pretty sure are just expensive implants…because I’ve seen expensive implants and they look like this….not to mention a homie who worked at a dematologist office told me Emily Ratajkowski got her lips done there…not that her lip’s authenticity make her any more talented, interesting, capable of carrying a career..

She’s a young girl who got naked in a music video and thanks to the power of the internet…she got in a movie…and may get in a few more…because hot girls in movies don’t need talent, just ask Alba…

But all I see is a glorified Tila Tequila…who’s instagram dance is not one of her last attempts…but that should be…because we’re bored of her…

Useless and telentless never had such good tits.

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2015

13

May

Brittany Snow in a Bra for a Magazine of the Day

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Pitch Perfect chick who started as a teen in Soap Operas…which is basically porn for old people…is probably not of interest to anyone here and these pictures in Vegas Magazine aren’t of interest to me…so you may be asking why I am posting it..and the answer is that I get sucked into thinking people are important when the PR team at the 100 million dollar movie projects these people are part of start on the aggressive publicty train getting them in magazines and on TV leaving met thinking…why the fuck does Anna Kendric matter…oh this isn’t Anna Kendrick…this is the other one…at least she doesn’t have Anna Kendrick face…why the fuck do I know the cast of Pitch Perfect…fuck you pop culture…if you know what I mean.

Here is the Behind the Scenes Video

Here she is doing Gangster’s Paradise with Ellen…

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2015

13

May

Sex in a Mainstream Movie at Cannes Has Dirty Posters of the Day

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For those of you who don’t know…I am not a high school drop out…but I am someone who never got into Film School back in the 90s because my story was a bout a high powered exec and husband who falls takes an interest in a homeless person outside his office and eventually invites them to live with him as a charitable gesture…without realizing homeless people are crazy…only to get sucked into the homeless person life because he actually hates his upper middle class existence and in the process kills his wife, cuts her up and leaves her in garbage bags on the street corner in some drug rage…it was filled with hardcore graphic sex and good times…but in the 90s….they weren’t down…and said to myself…well I can’t make movies because I am a loser…but one day…thanks to humans being perverts…we will have mainstream movies with sex…and it’s happened a bunch of times…but this one that is at Cannes this year, which is the most intense of Film Fests…is just next fucking level…at least the movie posters are…

The story of LOVE 3D according to IMDB:

A sexual melodrama about a boy and a girl and another girl. It’s a love story, which celebrates sex in a joyous way.

According to the Cannes festival:

January the 1st, early morning. The telephone rings. Murphy wakes up next to his young wife and 2-year-old child. He listens to his voicemail: Electra’s mother, sick with worry, wants to know whether he has heard from her daughter. Electra’s been missing for a long time. She’s afraid something really bad has happened to her.

Over the course of a long rainy day, Murphy finds himself alone in his apartment, reminiscing about the greatest love affair of his life, his two years with Electra. A burning passion full of promises, games, excesses and mistakes…

Starring Aomi MUYOCK and Klara KRISTIN….

Featuring hipster bush, cock, and cum…it’s just a fucking win…and the direction both porn and mainstream should be taking…

I’ve just divulged my secrets..good thing no one reads this site, except the guy who wrote 40 Year Old Virgin who stole some of my jokes…I bet he got into Film shcool…

Here are the posters..

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2015

13

May

Kendall Jenner Does Jenner of the Day

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Kendall Jenner wore some denim in some campaign that allows her to tell people that she’s an actual model…when really brands only use her because she has a massive following and it’s like buying an ad in Teen Vogue or some other shit kids used to read in the 90s when models didn’t have their own platform to reach people because models didn’t fucking matter they were just support to articles and vehicles to sell product instead of being a product…and as much as I think the Kardashians are repulsive and horrible….I’ll still stare at this young ass in tight pants…because why the fuck not…it’s not her fault the world is fucked, the media is fucked, her mom is fucked…and social media happened…it’s not like she’s worked a day in her life for this dream to come true…she’s just coasting and I guess you would too..but you don’t matter…and she does..

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2015

13

May

Eniko Mihalik for Numero of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik is a hard faced model…who is in the latest issue of Numero magazine and they made a video with her tits….and it’s ok, it’s fashion and porny enough for me to watch it..because if you’re going to make a lot of money modeling instead of doing a regular job, and you’re tall enough that you don’t have to do porn, and you have agents and management that aren’t pimps and sex trade mobsters, allowing you to still get naked…but under a classy light…even though it is still topless…then I support all your hard work…because who wants to see gutter porn chicks naked when you can see legit models naked…even if they have hard faces…they still aren’t porn chicks being naked…even if there is a very fine line…

WHat I am trying to say is that I am a fan of nipples…

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2015

13

May

Selena Gomez Tits for Adidas of the Day

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A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on May 12, 2015 at 1:36pm PDT

This is how chubby Selena Gomez…in her sports ba…showing off her thickness…but more importantly showing you how to make a million dollars with a brand that is using her as a spokesperson for the brand…by doing google hangout’s for Adidas…like a dancing monkey and I don’t understand how the general public can be so blind to these puppets, like they love these people so much for no rational reason other than their live’s suck…so that when these idiots post nonsense about brands, these idiots jump and down with job..

It’s like why the fuck does it take a brand to have Selena Gomez interact with her fans on the internet…because she gets paid to be good to the people who pay her cunt ass..

It’s pretty disgusting…but I’m sure her implants aren’t that Bad..

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2015

13

May

Edie Campbell for Interview of the Day

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I don’t know what Edie Campbell but I do know that she’s a model in Black and white…not naked as models are supposed to be…and that I downloaded the pictures expecting some amazing and inspiring fashion shoot that addresses the state of the nation in some social economic political irony…but that is just a mode in black and white…Should I bother posting? I guess I’m in too deep…and she’s skinny and in a bikini…that works…but could be better….if it was more pornographic…can’t always get what we want can we…

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2015

13

May

Ashley Benson’s Back Finds California of the Day

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Ashley Benson is very famous because she’s on some kid’s show that I’ve never seen but think has some Degrassi feel, without the Drake, that talks about real high school issues like herpes, fucking older dudes off the internet, getting your morning after pill, and gang bangs, bisexuality, anal retaining you vagina virginity, and eating out your friends at a sleep over…because it’s 2015…

You know another 40 something, playing a 15 year old like she was Luke Perry and this was 90210..

I guess her other claim to fame was having a threesome with James Franco in Spring Breakers….in the pool…making out with Vanessa Hudgens….while grabbing at their 10 pounds too fat to be in a bikini but it’s 2015…everyone is fat…

All this to say..I like her..

A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on May 13, 2015 at 10:16am PDT

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