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2015

08

May

Blue Steel (wh)ORE Haus for Treats Magazine of the Day

Here’s a model turned furniture designer who owns something called (wh)ORE Haus, a furniture company, that she welds for…

So she’s a welder..and I’ve met girl welders…not all lesbian beefcake welders but never models getting naked welders…and TREATS did a feature video on her wedling…which is interesting, erotic, and pretty fucking awesome…but that could just be my hangover liking girls who are more than just instagram hookers…but that have skills I don’t have, which isn’t saying much because I have no skills…

She also calls her company (wh)ORE Haus..which is just clever enough for me…

Here’s the video…

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2015

08

May

Taylor Swift for ELLE Magazine of the Day

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Taylor Swift did Elle Magazine, because she’s a huge star who wants to be a model, because she’s tall enough and even hot enough to be a model, because you don’t really need to be that hot to be a model, as long as you’re tall…

Unfortunatly, the pictures are safe, basic, not edgy or interesting, because I guess her whole play is the non-Miley, you know girl who fucks a lot but pretends the dudes are their boyfriends…

Now I’ve met girls like this…many times in my life and they are the fucking worst…they’ll let you finger them, they’ll just never touch your dick, and when you pull it out, after the laughter…comes tears…becasue they’ll say “i only fuck boyfriends”….or “ex boyfriends”…because “I don’t want my number to go up”….bitch I just fisted your ass…your number..at that stage doesn’t matter..

Anyway, I can assume Taylor Swift chatted about her boy problems to Elle because it’s all part of her marketing…

Here are the shitty pics…the hightlight is the one piece that you know is touching her asshole, pussy and nipples all at the same time…

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2015

08

May

Some Old Ladies in Slutty Clothes of the Day

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So every time I leave my house, that isn’t really a house, but that is technically a house, because I’m not actually homeless, even though I look and smell homeless, I see a mom in leggings, yoga pants, fitness shorts…and it reminds me that some girls just don’t ever want to grow up…they want to ride that sex appeal they had into the motherfucking ground….

SO to celebrate that movement…that I think is funny more than anything…

Here’s Ruth Wilson side tit….like she was 25…

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And Salma Hayek in a See Through Shirt…like she was 25….

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And soem Jennifer Lopez…in a tight dress…

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Even though they are both…not 25…..and more likely pushing 100…

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2015

08

May

Behati Prinsloo for Some Fragrence Ad of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo, the immigrant gold digger famous for being Adam Levine’s sugar baby, despite making money of her own thanks to brands liek Victoria’s Secret…did this ad for a fragrence company that came out a solid 3 days ago…and that has a solid 300 views…300 fucking views…because no one gives a fuck about Adam Levine’s cum dumpster walking around in a wilderness topless but not showing her nipples….that you know she would show if you offered her enough money to show… because that’s the kind of girl she is…but in her defence that’s the kind of girl every girl is….

All this to say…MORE NIPPLE!

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2015

08

May

Anna Wintour Does Late Night Comedy of the Day

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Anna Wintour is the powerhouse everyone hates at Vogue because she’s apparently a ruthless fashionista, you know like a an angry gay man who isn’t getting enough dick in his ass…in a Woman’s body…

The kind of cunt who has no time for anyone’s bullshit, because the majority of people in the fashion industry are idiots who barely make money trying to be part of the “industry”….

You know people who suck up to her as her interns in the office are probably half retarded idiot hipsters who went to fashion school, who think they’ll be the next fashion icon, when she knows she’s the reason fashion labels succeed, or exist, because her magazine is the most influential….and when you make people billionaires…you need to have a bit of an attitude…

Not that anyone cares about this, but I think it was well executed…and when things are well executed…even though I hate all things…I’ll post it…even when it doesn’t have tits…

If you don’t like that – Here’s Anna Kendrick and her dumb mouth showing cleavage for some fashion brand’s digital webisode…because Youtube videos are the future…

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2015

08

May

Chloe Grace Moretz Photo of the Day

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2015

08

May

Pornstars on Mother’s Day of the DAy

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Here’s an inspirational video from Pornstars you may have never heard of, but they are pornstars nonetheless because to be considered a pornstar all you need to do is fuck on camera…and all of a sudden….you’re a star…which is very different than being any other type of star…where you have to actually have a recognizable face…and name…these girls just need an interchangeable pussy….interchangeable pussy that came out of a pussy…and actually distroyed those pussies…because being a mom is disgusting….and so are pornstars…

This video of pornstars talking about their mother’s for mother’s day…which is on Friday…is a perfectly sweet and sad video…because pornstars are people too…they are just people who fuck for 1000 dollars a day….

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2015

08

May

Tina Fey in Her Underwear for David Letterman of the Day

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I watched this clip with no volume on because seeing Tina Fey in a one piece bathing suit with spanx covering what I assume are terrible upper thighs is not anything I really ever wanted to see…but maybe I’m just not turned on by 40 year old mom comedians who have taken over TV when TV was losing to the internet…

Or maybe I don’t like half assed jokes, it’s like commit to the fucking cause and actually strip down into your underwear…not whatever is going on here…

But she does have tits though, I guess so do most people….with vaginas….who haven’t had breast cancer.

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2015

08

May

Paris Hilton’s New Song of the Day

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Apparently, Paris Hilton has a new song, because Paris Hilton didn’t listen to the general consensus of the world, or at least North America…and shoot herself in a drugged up stupor…in her mansion after she had a solid run of winning at life and making a ton of fucking money in the process for her already rich self…riding off the family name…

I mean the biggest testament to how much we hated Paris Hilton, whether she’s nice or a good business woman behind her stupid baby talking image is that we turned her assistant into Kim Kardashian….just to let Paris know we really don’t give a fuck about her…

Well, she continues her hustle, she keeps making stupid money off morons, and I guess that’s what this is all about….and it’s horrible…I only heard one line before turning it off…but it happened…and it’s worth mocking…

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2015

08

May

Anya Benton by Cavan Clark of the Day

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Doing what we do…we make a lot of friends…and a lot of enemies…usually the enemies are Emily Ratajkowski…and feminists….and the friends get the joke that we’re making fun of pop culture and the stupidity of humanity as a whole…all while loving hot girls and fucking…pretty basic stuff…so we get drunk together because everyone likes to laugh at that….while looking at hot women…

One of our friends is CAVAN CLARK a photographer who just likes to have a good time….

Another one of our friends is the amazing and lovely Anya Benton …who he took pictures of…because she’s amazing and better than any girl you’ve ever spoke to…meaning I win assholes…even though I’ve lost at life as a whole….

Either way, she’s getting sniffed out by the bear I wish I was…but will never be…and they are pretty fun pics…next time…maybe they’ll invite me along…unless we’re not really real friends….and they just humor me….as most people do…

That’s why I never get invited to the birthday parties….

You can find Anya on FACEBOOK | INSTAGRAM

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