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2015

11

May

Charlotte McKinney Nipple Shoot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney did this shoot, either while she was coming up and trying to get work with her massive tits, or after she got famous for being in one Guess campaign, one Carl’s JR campaign that for some miracle, a miracle I call a master manager who is obviously VERY fucking connected, she probably was lost, confused and unsure where to take her tits…did she go into softcore erotica, because she couldn’t be a fashion model, and in that quest of borderline fashion that isn’t really fashion, because florida trash is not fashionable….it seems like some nipples were exposed….

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2015

11

May

Rita Ora in Leather Pants of the Day

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I love me some Rihanna impersonators in some unbreathable fabric pants…because I like when shit gets steamy and has no where to go….even if it is on bootleg celebrities…who are better suited for showing off her tits…than her ass….but I’ll still look because I am pathetic…and I guess so are you…

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2015

11

May

Shay Mitchell And her Twin in a Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Her name is Shay Mitchell….

She’s some Canadian turned American actress who you can assume was rich and entitled to start back home in Vancouver and who is now a fucking terror because the show she got cast in, turned into a MASSIVE fucking hit, rather than the straight to DVD her talent probably warrants, not that I know anything about her talent, I would jsut assume that it is in hand jobs and oral sex, or maybe that’s her mom’s talent, because acting isn’t about the talent, it’s about who you fucking trick into hiring you…

That said, I like her move away from her TV show…to bikini pics on her social media…because shows do get cancelled…and her being left with her millions of followers as the girl who was once on TV is probably not where she wants to take her career…and if there are bikinis involved, I’m ok with however or wherever she takes her career…

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2015

11

May

Bella Hadid is the New Gigi Hadid of the Day

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I always put a lot of focus on the other Hadid…and talk about how the dad hooked her up through his connection to all the models…because he fucks all the models…that’s what billionaires in LA do…but the reality is there’s another Hadid…named Bella…and more interestingly enough…I have a feeling the mom is the actual stage parent behind this, because she’s old as fuck, but still an IMG signed model, the same agency that reps her daughters, because I guess when you’ve been with them since their inception, long before any of the bookers, you hold some level of clout and you can make them book your daughter’s jobs, because you’re old and have nothing else to do…and experienced in the industry…so you might as well hook up your kids because it is good for your ego…

So what I thought was rich dude pawning his kid off to other rich dudes with brands like Guess…is really just a shark model mom giving her daughters a life of vapid existence…instead of putting them through med school or something far better than modeling….

That said, here’s sister Bella…doing the same thing all these other bitches do…and it’s boring because modeling is boring…

This is for Something Called GREY MAGAZINE….

If you don’t like that Hadid because you are racist against Arabs- here’s her sister GIGI in V Magazine…back in 2014….because NIPPLES!!

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2015

11

May

Jojo Shows You Why Black guys Like Her Of the Day

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I guess liking a girl doing the splits is not a race related thing…I figure all guys, black or white like this shit…and the only people who don’t like this are white dudes who are disgusted by white girls fucking black guys, which I assume most of you white trash are…because if you remember Jojo being jailbait who barely was, quitting her career to date a black dude for 8 years…before sneaking her way back into low level relevance…you’re probably not as influenced by hip hop as the people who have no idea who Jojo is…

And what comes down to for me as a Mexican. I don’t care who or what any girl is fucking…as long as I get to watch….see pics of it..or hear the stories..because I’m a pervert..and figure if the girls don’t want to fuck, and they don’t…they might as well…demonstrate in pics and videos…because it is better than nothing, and really, less work…which works for this lazy limp dick motherfucker…

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2015

11

May

Kate Hudson in a Dress of the Day

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Here’s Kate Hudson…in a dress…showing some side tit…even though everyone knows that her Goldie Hawn Spawn ass is what makes Owen Wilson try to kill himself…

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2015

11

May

Kylie Minogue for Steve Shaw of the Day

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Kylie Minogue has been a miracle…not because she survived breast cancer…but becasue she released her first pop song in 1989…as a teen…but still 1989…that was so fucking long ago…that I find it amazing that she had that early 2000s comeback…and even more amazing that she’s still around…and looking hot enough bodied to want to fuck…she must be a robot…or alien…

I mean this is the first photoshoot she’s done, where her face looks it’s age…and that’s saying a lot…for someone who has been in a lot of fucking photoshoots….

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2015

11

May

Plus Sized Model Ass for Glamour Iceland of the Day

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Here are some plus sized models, which is code for fatter than regular models but not as fat as everyday girls, or my wife…named Ashley Graham, Marquita Pring, Julie Henderson, Inga Eiriksdottir and Danielle Redman….showing their fat asses in Glamour Iceland…because Plus Sized Models are the future…since the world is fatter and can’t relate to skinny girls, even though skinny girls are hotter…and probably healthier…but fat consumers don’t like to be reminded of that…but instead like the Love your body for how it is thanks to your overeating, you pig….it’s a more positive message, instead of saying get off your fucking computer and do some squats…

Now there girls aren’t all that fat…but still fat enough…or plus sized enough…as politically correct fat chicks prefer calling overeating…

Doesn’t matter….cuz I like fat chicks, they are way easier to get naked from tinder than skinny chicks…

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2015

11

May

Elisabetta Canalis Ass Since George Clooney of the Day

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I guess there is life after George Clooney dumped you for some Lawyer who he constantly praises because she probably knows a secret about him…like that he fucks trannies, and is legal owner of such footage, because she’s a lawyer and wouldn’t extort someone into marriage unless she couldn’t get in trouble criminally…

Her name Elisabetta Canalis, she’s from Italy…and apparently…she’s wearing tight pants on instagram…showing what I can assume George Clooney never put his penis inside because he’s gay.

But maybe I am wrong…but what I am not wrong about is that she’s got this level of “this close”…or “almost made it”…but now I’m nothing…about her…and I find it hot..

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2015

11

May

Now You Know who Melissa Reeves is of the Day

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In case you didn’t know Melissa Reeves was…you will still know who Melissa Reeves is but you will have seen her tits pulled out…and I doubt it will do much for her, even though she’s fun enough to pull out her tits for the paparazzi…I doubt a career will come from this…but you may…come from this…

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