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2015

20

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is a magical feeling called day off…when your site is blocked on the wifi you’re stealing because it is a porn site…when you’re forced to wonder how anyone could ever jerk off to your site…because it is not in fact a porn site…you censoring bible loving cunts…

Oh fuck…I can’t even post this….

Here are some morning links…while I try to steal better wifi…

Dick Fence
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Tamara Eccelestone TIts
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Nina Agdal Ass
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New Video of the Freddie Gray Murder
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So Much Wednesday ASs
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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George Clooney has the Quote of the Day
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3D Art
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Carlton To Host America’s Funniest Home Videos…
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Asian Scooter Ride of the Day
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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It’s Bikini Season
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Peter Dinklage Sings About Game of Thrones Dad Characters
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2015

20

May

Cora Keegan in Underwear of the Day

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Here’s a really shitty campaign for some underwear company…with the laziest model in the game…

Her claim to fame was doing on Victoria’s Secret catalog, before freaking out and deciding to not model, because modeling is dumb, only for her to pop up every once in a while as a model…sometimes naked for fashion…because that’s how she gets noticed….and that’s how she makes money…to pay for her lavish model lifestyle…

All this to say, lazy model, which is really lazy, since modeling is the laziest fucking job in the world…or not…I want to get her pregnant, but she doesn’t find me funny…because I am not…but I guess I can still jerk off to her…just not today…not now…not with these pics…because whether she is amazing or not, they suck…and should hrie me for their next campaign….

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2015

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have two new ways to a girl’s heart….the first is telling her that you want to get her pregnant, girls love that shit…

The second is telling her you want to pay her to let you eat her pussy…

Both are a win ,….so use them..

If not…look at this pic….

If you don’t like that – maybe you’ll like @Daily.toys

Here are some stepLINKS….

Slutty Gwyneth Paltrow
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Pubes to Face
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Side Boob
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Michelle Rodriguez and Toni Gaarn Lesbians
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Tamara Eccelestone TIts
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Slut of the Day
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Charli Riina is Amazing
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Eva Longoria Mexicana Ass
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Some Random Nobody’s Legs
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Charlize Theron of the DAy
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Taylor Swift Slams Through a Wall
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Model Sluts in White
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Vanessa Hudgens Braless
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Eva Longoria in Cannes
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Car Gets Dropped
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Casey Batchelor in a One Piece
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Taylor Swift is a Slut in Maxim
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Fan Girls
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Some British Trash in a See Through Dress
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Dad Skills of the Day
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The Man Who Dissed Superhero Movies..Apologizes
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Just Some Ghetto Girls on a Desk
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Lindsay Ellingson’s Ass in Cannes
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Just an Asian Scooter Ride
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Girls with Dimples
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Jewel Legs
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Midget With a Gun
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Salma Hayek on a Boat
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10 of the Deadliest Animals
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Devil Woman JEwel Swims with Dolphins
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Jennifer Connelly Just Bought Her First Computer
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Car VS Motorcycle
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Just Some Busty Chick of the Day
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ANother Slut of the Day
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Jessica Lowndes Fame Whoring
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Jessica Lowndes Rugged Face
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Fame Whore in a Skimpy Bikini
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Men Saved Trapped Seagull
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Substitute Teacher Whips Students
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Black ghetto bitches broadcast from their dirty ghettoes:
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Lesbian Scissors
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Bullet Proof Ass
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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Singer Pulls Out Her Tit
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Sophie Marceau Nipples
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Just a Girl and her Anal Dildo
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Cam Girl is Funny…..when she Orders Pizza….
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Just Girls and their Assholes
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Ass Slapping of the Day
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Birthday Candles in Pussy
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Intense Cam Girl Lick
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Oiled Lesbians
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More Lesbians
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And More Lesbians
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The Hottest Webcam Experience You’ll Ever Have…Ever
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

19

May

Tamara Ecclestone Frees the Nipple of the Day

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Tamara Ecclestone is a billionaire, who lives in the Spelling mansion, and who apparently believes in freeing the nipple while breast feeding because it is nature’s way and nature is better than man made laws stating girls can’t pull out their tits, getting in the way of my life work of telling girls to “show me your tits”….I don’t who they are, how rich they are, I don’t care if they are doing it to prove a point, or because they want an even tan, whatever the reason, I just care that they are doing it…insightful right…how is this my life…..my god…I am pathetic…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

19

May

Elsa Hosk Naked for Sam Crawford of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret contract girl, probably the new Candice, since Candice is old and boring, despite still being hot…you know young blood from the Victoria’s Secret lab and I guess in her rise to the top, because Victoria’s secret is the top for these girls…she’s done a few nude shoot…like this one…that I’ve probably already posted…for Sam Crawford…full of tits…

I am only posting it because as a guy who did jerk off to the Victoria’s Secret catalog in the late 80s, I would have liked to have had access to the girls naked then, but internet didn’t exist, because naked…is often better then lingerie…after you’ve gone as far as you can go with lingerie pics…

So think of this as me helping you…even though I know you probably jerk off to throat fucking porn…

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2015

19

May

Kate Hudson Grabbing Her Crotch of the Day

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Kate Hudson was getting off a helicopter and was seen grabbing at her vagina for what could be a number of reasons…

The first…that she considers her vagina her holy grail and she doesn’t want anything bad happening to it, which can’t be true because she’s’ done all kinds of bad things to it from babies to all the actors she’s had inside her…which leads to the second reason she’s grabbing at her vagina…maybe it is damaged and beat up and scabbed and she fears the wind will blow part of that is hanging from a string of flesh away..ruining her forever….or maybe…she just doesn’t want anyone seeing what could either be heaven because it lures men in…or a nightmare because it has lured men in….right…

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2015

19

May

Amanda Seyfried for Vogue of the Day

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I think Amanda Seyfried is great…she’s some grimy actress who is as good as any other actress…maybe even better because for every shitty commercial movie she does…she does another where she gets naked…and I like naked…especially with her hot body…

But with everything great in life…there’s something awful about them and for Amanda Seyfriend…that’s Justin Long…

The Mac Guy…

Now, I am not one of those weirdos who cares who tits I like have sex with, I have no plan for Amanda Seyfried to be my wife….or have my babies…but when the dude is Justin Long…the Mac Guy…or Adam Levine, I have to assume that the girl is the fucking worst…

But even when she’s the worst…I’ll still look at her panties….in Vogue..I would even sniff them if she had a buy now link..

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2015

19

May

Carmen Electra’s See Through Old Lady Strip of the Day

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Carmen Electra is 100 years old…and was used at some AIDS event in Vienna that is apparently the most important AIDS event in the world…as some stripper in see through hosiery…that may or may not be showcasing her nipples…in what may or may not be a feature called “The Amazing She Doesn’t Have Aids Based on her Bottom Feeding Career Filled With Unproducted Hooker-Like Sex with Rich and Famous Dudes”….I hear it was her or Magic Johnson doing Jump Shots to show the world that AIDS or Not…if you’re rich enough you can power through it..

Speaking of AIDs, some people are pretty sensitive about AIDS…but most young people under 25 don’t even know AIDS exist and still think it’s a retro thing that doesn’t matter…meaning no condoms, which is ok, if these idiot kids werent having sex with every single random person they meet on the internet…including but not limited to people like you…and me…

So my prediction is a huge AIDS comeback tour…like it was the Spice Girls…or Carmen Electra still showing tits in her 40s….for AIDS…weird…

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2015

19

May

Willa Holland Laying In Bed of the DAy

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Willa Holland was the sister on the OC, people wanted to fuck her harder than she was Micha Barton….Now she’s on some Canadian produced shitty TV show that I am sure a bunch of Virgin Losers watch – like you since you are a virgin loser and since it is based on some kind of nerd comic…..

She exists in the entertainment world for the same reason most people exist in the entertainment world…raw talent…and by raw talent I mean her stepfather was Brian De Palma…who you may know as the director of Scarface…and who probably has a huge list of “friends”..in the industry…who could appreciate her raw talent…

I guess lucky for her, she wasn’t one of the teens that the industry passed around as a sex object, because apparently, the child sex rate is higher in producer offices than any school principal, janitor or bus driver’s office combined..

Not that any of that matters, I mean everything in life is based on who you know, and if I was a stepfather with any access, I’d get you the easy money too…because easy money just makes sense when your life objective is hookers and booze..and easy money just makes sense because working fucking sucks…..

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2015

19

May

Nicki Minaj and Beyonce have a Video of the Day

Beyonce and Nicki Minaj are releasing a song for Tidal, which is Jay Z’s failed app that everyone was talking about last week, and I guess it would only make sense that he do what he knows best and that’s get star studded people to endorse it…especially when one is his wife and business partner and the other is Nicki Minaj, a puppet trying so hard to find authenticity in the hip hop world…even though we know, like Drake, behind that “hood” accent and speech is an educated person who knows how to speak normally, you know like a modern day Ali G…with big tits and a fake ass…

All this to say…they are eating burgers in the video and that’s enough excitement for one day…
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