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2015

27

Apr

Naya Rivera’s Weirdo Pregnancy Dress of the Day

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It looks like Naya Rivera’s pregnancy glow that other women love to celebrate and that a few dudes who jerk off to ready to drop porn like to jerk off to…because I guess they’re so lonely a pregnant girl is all they every fucking wanted in their lives…or they are just weird and into other dudes’ baby mommas….doing dirty things…cuz that is the ultimate in slutty…

…Has turned her into Kim Kardashian…

HEre’s more pics of her and her pregnancy…because she was at the White House Correspondents dinner so she must matter…

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2015

27

Apr

Fitness Lohan Goals of the Day

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That is a picture of Lindsay Lohan’s Leg…it is terrifying….

A week or two ago, Lindsay Lohan, known for being a crackhead, party slut, anorexic, skinny little thing that was wasting away…possibly from the AIDS of all the sex she had, even though AIDS is retro, at least according to every 20 year old girl I know who has fucked like a pornstar yet never used a condom…thanks porn.

I figure, Lohan decided she could make money as an instgram model..because these companies pay like 100 dollars a post or some shit, and someone like Lohan could probably command 5,000 dollars a post, so why not jump into the instagram fitness mix…

Well, I cam across this picture…and it reminded my…Lohan…and her new fitness goals…becuase shit’s gonna get her motherfucking money to buy cocaine with…not that someone like Lohan ever pays for her own coke..but you know what I mean…

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All This to say – I would watch..and jerk off to her fitness video…


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

27

Apr

Chloe in a See Through Jacket by Keslar Tran of the Day

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Kesler Tran is very relevant now, not because of his artistic nudes that are awesome…

And not because he takes of so many instagram / LA model with so many followers that anyone who takes pics of them is relevant…because they aren’t actual models but they try so fucking hard to be …and are really just cheesy as fuck because they are so desperate to get an audience…and end up with an audience…and act like they are a Victoria’s Secret model…because they think their fans are legit…even though they make next to no money since it’s fucking instagram…and only a few break through to actual work, which is also in and of itself lame as fuck, but at least it pays…only to end up with rich dudes to get knocked up by so everything stays glamourous…

But because thanks to Bruce Jenner vs America…on the Fruit Loops cereal box of what the fuck…has made every motherfucker google TRAN…

Now what isn’t a tranny is this girl..not naked…but naked under her coat…which happens to be see through..and the reason I’m in love….because I don’t know who she is…and she could in fact be a real model..and not an instagram model…and that unknown is compelling…

Posted in:Keslar Tran

2015

27

Apr

Woman Slaps Cop / Cop Slaps Woman nd Other Videos of the Day

Asshole Motorcycle Gang

Bieber Crashes a Prom…

Dudes at a Festival Try to Put Up the Tent

Overdoesed Man Revived By State Trooper

Crackhead of the Day

Man VS Sex Toy….

Police Shooting of the Day

Wheelchair Fight of the Day

RODEO STOMP

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2015

27

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The biggest struggle in life is not trying to survive a shitty marriage with an obese woman. It is not trying to wake up to update a website or go to a shitty job. It is not trying to juggle bills and money…and it is not trying to make a positive difference in other people’s life…the biggest struggle in life is turning down tinder girls willing to fuck you…despite you being you…because you’re too lazy to get off the fucking couch…

That sums up the weekend and here’s some morning links in the afternoon becasue who cares about time…none of this matters…

Huge Tits!
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Awkward Wedding Photo of the Day
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Natalia Paris is Amazing
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Blac Chyna’s Fake Ass
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Bieber Crashed a Prom
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Mexican DJ of the Day
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How To Cut an Onion with Crystals
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GIGI Hadid Bikini!
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Texas Professor Fails Entire Class Cuz they Were Mean to Him
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10 Times the World Nearly Ended
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The White House Correspondents DInner
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Brad Pitt is Old as Fuck
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Jockey Has a Wardrobe Malfunction
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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2015

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the DAy

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The funny thing about sexting a ton of fucking girls you met on tinder…is that even though you don’t have sex with them…in order to get nudes out of them…you have to show them a little bit of love, respect, a soul…so what ends up happening is that you’re essentially dating them…even though you’ve never met them…and you’re not in a relationship with then…but their behavior becomes the same annoying girlfriend behavior you’re sexting strangers in the first place to avoid…

It’s fucking weird…..but not as weird as these links…but more importantly…at least I get nudes…they are the only thing I live for…..and these links…so click em..

Things That Bounce
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Jared Leto in Joker Meke-Up
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Britney Song of the DAy
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Fight Starts When Girl Gets Her ass Grabbed
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Gia Genevieve Topless
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Johnny Depp’s Daughter Modeling…and She’s a Babe
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Celeb Coke Buyer…
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Megan Fox in Leggings
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Mouth Kiss of the Day
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Elizabeth Olsen is the BEst Olsen
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Today in Lindsay Lohan
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Slut of the Day
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The Most Annoying Instagram Cliches
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Lifting an Imaginary Box is The Worst Way to Blow Out a Knee….
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McKayla Maroney Boob Job
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A Lot of Pics of Sluts
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Joanna Krupa Tits
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My Kind of Construction Crew…
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Kylie Minogue Panties
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Kendall Jenner Family Dinner
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Sawyer Sweenten Tribute Video….
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People in Fast Food Restaurants Who Should Maybe Think Twice
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Doutzen Kroes See Through on Instagram
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Football Player Makes Fun of the Presiden
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Mistakes in ’90s Sitcoms That You Never Noticed Until Now
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Bruce Jenner Becoming a Woman….The Interview is So Weird…
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One Direction Kid with a Pile of Weed
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The Adam Sandler Movie’s Racist Joke
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Arn Bra
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The Girl Has a Crazy Fucking Ass
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Girls Bending at Waste
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Fame Whore of the DAy
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Body Shaming Video of the Day
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Leo is on Tinder
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Fame Whore Face Down Ass Up
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RDJ is a Cunt
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Dildo in Every Hole!
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Find a Hot Young Girl Who Takes Care of a Daddy Who can Takes Care of Them…
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Japan is Amazing
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Gymnast Pussy
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Cam Girl Rocks the Dildo
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Greek Slut Upskirt
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LESBIAN STEPSISTERS!!!
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Lick The Pussy
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Naked in Portugal
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Fuck That Bed
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The Hottest Webcam
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Naked in a Mainstream Movie
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Bella Hadid is the new Gigi Hadid
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Avengers Porn!
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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Nude in Nature
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Lesbian Dream Team
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Live anal sex on webcam, watch the nastyness:
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

24

Apr

Hilary Duff for Shape Magazine of the Day

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Shape Magazine is notorious for photoshopping the shit out of the celebrities they pretend are in shape enough for their magazine…because it sells copies..

So here is Hilary Duff looking like a Real Doll….

Remember Shape magazine is the same magazine that feautred Oprah..and we know how Oprah turned out…not in fucking Shape..even when she was in the best shape…

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So we can assume this is as much real Hilary…as the pill of print out of Hilary you jerk off to..

That Lizzy Maquire…she’s so seductive…

All this to say, I like recently divorced women when the pick up where they left up an start their hustle again…new beginnings in their 30s…so slutty..

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2015

24

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Vagina Definition of the Day

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Kylie Jenner, the Mr Potato head 17 year old, who keeps modifying her face, ass, stomach and body to turn into an instagram hoochie video vixen…that has an audience for some weirdo fucking reason I call fat ethnically ambigious ass…which makes sense because I call these girls “Not Quite Kim Kardashians”…and Kylie is the closest “Not Quite Kim Kardashian”….since genetically they crawled out of the same monster womb….

Either way, you can see her black man loving teen vag in these shorts…thanks to her good mother…and great fashion trends the youth are picking up…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2015

24

Apr

Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift for Glamour of the Ay

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Karlie Kloss is or was Taylor Swift’s beard…who recently quit Victoria’s Secret because let’s face it, she’s a tall skinny runway model not built for lingerie and bikini, especially not lingerie and bikini for the average lingerie and bikini shopper at Victoria’s Secret, who we can all assume is obese as fuck…it’s the Mall life you know…

Well, since quitting, thanks to all the money she’s banked being Taylor Swift’s lover…she’s gone onto new horizons…that involve doing the exact same thing she did for Victoria’s Secret…only now for Fashion Magazine…good thing she’s moved on from that life…

Sidenote…Taylor Swift is also in Glamor next month…possibly the same issue…coincidence? Or controlling weirdo puppet master…trying to be a model…while fucking models…who knows…I just know she went onto say :

“What else is it when you have two boyfriends in one year and everyone’s calling you boy crazy, making jokes about you at awards shows? That’s public humiliation. And I don’t think it’s fair.”

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Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2015

24

Apr

Hannah Davis for Direct TV of the Day

Hannah Davis did the cover of Sports Illustrated and as a prize, got to book the ad campaign for DirectTV, a company we can assume is a huge Sports Illustrated sponsor, because people use TVs to watch sports, and DirectTV brings the sports to those TVs…

It’s an insular, incestuous world out there..in the advertising world…and I guess that’s ok…it worked for Kate Upton…even if she ate the profits…

She’s pretty amazing..

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