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2015

24

Apr

Here’s a Dude Trying to Pick Up Another Dude’s Girl of the Day

This is a pretty obscure video of some dude…who clearly listens to hip hop trying to pick up a girl in front of her boyfriend…who plays it off pretty cool, possibly because he is scared the dude has a gun, maybe because they staged it, maybe because he hates his girl and wants her taken away by an aggressive dude…and the fact is that every gril I know loves aggessive dudes, this is the kind of shit they are looking for, so you should try this next time you see a girl, whether she’s with a dude or not, like your animal instinct take over….cuz you know part of this girl, mainly her vagina is turned on by this…

If you don’t like that…here’s a couple who has the loudest Sex in Brooklyn of the DAy

Posted in:Videos

2015

24

Apr

Jessica Alba Side Tit of the Day

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Based on the movie Honey alone, it is safe to say that Jessica Alba is realy lucky that she is hot, so that she can be thrown into movies as the Hot girl, without having to rely on actually acting…not that acting is really a thing, but there are just some people who are so fucking bad at it..that their pretty smile (read pussy) goes a long way…

Not that any of that matters anymore, she’s managed to launch a billion dollar brand with a team of experts who like the directors and producers of every movie she’s been in, as well as her clever husband, used her tits to make it happen…

Well, here she is showing you her old tactics while grinding up on James Cameron, because I guess she has dreams of being in Avatar 2 trhough 40….and she likes the smell of his billion dollars…all while looking like a Kardashian….

And what it comes down to is that if you look close enough, under her arm, you’ll see tit..

I know…we are pathetic, but at least we are in this together…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2015

24

Apr

Woman Accused of Stealing Ends Up Topless and Other Videos of the Day

Girl Posts Video of Her With Another Dude as Revenge…probably fake…

Kid starts fight by slapping girl on the ass…

Tazer Doesn’t Work…

Dude WHo Almost Loses His Head

Stingrays of the Day

Punch in the Face at the Ice Cream Shop

Public Sex of the Day

72 Year Old Beat By 3 Cops

Australian Gold Prospector Finds Gold…

Then shits himself…

Police VS Homeless Guy

Topless Protesters…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

24

Apr

Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day….

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Well…it looks like Victoria’s Secret really maximized this Josephine Skriver model.

The rumor is that the new generation of Victoria’s Secret girls only get paid 100k, which seems like a lot of money to some, because when you factor in all the celebrity, and celebrity cock you get from being one of these models, there are girls like Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner who are willing to pay the brand millions of dollars to work for them….

But in the model world, that’s what a girl can make in a day…so seeing these 500 amazing pics…of an amazing model I am sure Leonardo has either pretended to fuck because he’s as gay as Kanye….or will pretend to fuck because he’s as gay as Kanye…but who as far as I’m concerned is still fresh faced and unscathed…even though we all know that’s not true…not in this fuck your way or buy your way to the top society…

You can see her Danish Nipples from a shoot here CLICK HERE

I hare catalog pics…but I love her lubed up and run through whatever this filter Victoria’s Secret is rebranding with…It’s like instagram..but in a catalog..

Posted in:Josephine Skriver

2015

24

Apr

Lily Newmark Topless Model of the Day

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I am bored of standard models. I find they all look the fucking same. They all produce the same fucking pose and photo on instagram…they all blend into each other making them one big pile of hot pussy that cancels each other out in their level of uneventful….making them just average, typical and boring…

I am all for hipster models who probably hate being called hipsters, who are interesting looking, or different looking, especially when they have monster tits that I can stare at…because monster tits make everything more fun…like the bouncy castle at the kid’s birthday party…only with nipples….

I don’t know what this is from, what this is for, if I’d even notice Lily Newmark on the street, or if I’m just blinded by her tits…but I’m all about this…it’s different looking and i want to suffocate on it’s tits…

Posted in:Lily Newmark

2015

24

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The failed pick up line of the day was….”let me be the second or third dick in your gangbang”….

Some people just don’t understand romance…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Star Wars Fan Girls
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George Constanza Being George Constanza for Kat Dennings
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Gigi Hadid in a Bikini
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Chihuaua Who Hates Eating Alone
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WNBA’s First Arrest
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Guy Burns Friend with Magnifying Glass
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Kendall Jenner – Booty
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Chubby Dancing Kid
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Strong Girl on the Flex Cam
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Saddest Fan in Sports History
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Costume of the Day
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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Car Horn Wired to the Break Pedal
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The 100 Best Movies on Netflix
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some internet hooker who has a following on social media because she made a titty video…called me out saying…


I FIND THE IMPLICATION OF ABUSE OF YOUNG GIRLS IN YOUR NAME DISTURBING

To which I respond, because it has come up, since it is a creepy enough name…hence why I chose it..because trolling as a creep a the time was funny, where as trolling as a nice guy, like “butterflydad”…would probably be funny today….is that my name implies that I drink, that I married a women who already shat out a couple kids and that their wanted nothing to do with her, so I got stuck with her…I don’t have kids of my own…so that I can take a passive irresponsible role…and if anything tells your brain that being a drunk stepfather means you abuse young girls…it’s because you probably were abused as a young girl…I drink…I don’t abuse….fuck yourself you damaged hooker who shows her tits on the internet…

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All this to say that…I am changing my site name to DrunkenStrauss…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls in Towels
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Topless Glamour Model’s Vacation Video
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Everybody Loves Raymond Suicide…
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Gillian Anderson Asked Chris Martin on a Date
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Abigail Rathcford is a Good Slut
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Topless WHore of the DAy
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Katie Cassidy in a BIkini
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Slut of the DAy
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Saddest Fan in Hockey History
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Eva Mendes Post Pregnancy Hotness
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The Chinese Government Wants You To Stop Hiring Strippers for Funerals
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Apparently Bradley Cooper and Irina Shyk are Dating
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Pixie Lott Side Tit
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Black Belt in Card Shuffling
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Girls in Team Jerseys
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Body Double of the Day
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Some Weird Facts About Dreams
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes
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Jerry O’Connell Pranks His Kids with his Wife’s Previous Marraige
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Baseball Player Move of the Day – Which Isn’t Saying Much Because Baseball Sucks
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Trying to Look Up Blake Lively’s Skirt
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Nude Photos from Allure’s Nude Issue
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Lindsay Vonn Booty in a Tight Dress
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The Backflip in McDonald’s Girl
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Ashley Benson Has Some Thick Fucking Legs
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Nadeea Volianova Nipple Show!
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Julia Roberts and Jodie FOster on Set is as Hot as You’d Expect
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So Many SPiders…This is Terrifying
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Emma Watson is Still Cute Enough to Want to Cum Inside
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Joanna Krupa Cleavage in a Tight Dress
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Vivica A Fox – Short Skirt
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A Bunch of Asses
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Woman Asks 100 Guys for Sex
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So Much Underboob
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Hawkeye and Captain America Call Black Widow a Slut
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Bad Stepmom
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Booty Bounce…
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Find a Hot Young Girl Who Takes Care of a Daddy Who can Takes Care of Them…
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Couple on Side of the Road
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Live anal sex on webcam, watch the nastyness:
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Two Sexy Amateur Babes Flashing
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Fiona Sciciliano Huge Tits
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Public Oral Sex
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High School Dance
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Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain Sex Tape Exists
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Jenny Flashes While Driving
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Hot Naked Chick…
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Lick The Pussy
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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Fisty
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Hot Blonde in a Hot Video
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Lacey Banghard
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

23

Apr

Selena Gomez Tongue and Tits Leave Soul Cycle of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this picture of her cleavage and tongue leaving Soul Cycle, because strategically it made sense now that the world called her out for being fat last week…and her team clearly wanted to address that…without making people talk about her emotional eating, her health…or digging deeper into her taco addiction…

The good news is that fit girls take a better picture than fat girls especially in bikinis….but the bad news is that I liked the fat Selena, even if it only lasted 5 minutes…I know it will be back…at least I hope it will be back…because it balanced everything about her out to me…

Either way…tragedy comes in all forms and today’s tragedy is fat SELENA…trying to get fit…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

23

Apr

Gia Genevieve Does Terry Richardson of the Day

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No this isn’t Amanda Lepore…or Anna Nicole Smith..this is GIA GENEVIEVE…a Playboy chick…who I guess by model standards is fat….but by erotica and willing to get naked in pictures standards is fucking amazing…because look at those fucking tits…I want to breast feed on them…until I suffocate and die…

She doesn’t have a thigh gap, but she shows her gap…and that’s perfectly ok to me…

She’s running the old school pin-up vibe, which I liked in the era it was big…and always hated when chubby girls tried to get in on it because it was the only scene they could get naked in…you know that whole burlesque movement of uglies…dressed like Betty Page…but the truth is..I am all about this girl….

Maybe it is the Terry Ricardson pics, the fact I see her clit, the huge tits…or maybe it is that she’s not a broken down girl trying to be hot thanks to a loophole…she’s just a hot girl…being hot with concept…

I dig it….but I would rather be digging my fingers inside her romantically..to make her cum….

Posted in:Gia Genevieve

2015

23

Apr

Gigi Hadid Birthday Facial of the Day

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Gigi Hadid posted this picture of her getting a birthday facial…that isn’t really a traditional facial or even a porn facial…but more a splashing water on her face while wearing a bikini, which to me implies that she’s getting pissed on…or into that shit…and to me it’s close enough to her taking a load on her face because I can focus on her facial expression and assume it would be the same with semen..

Not that I care about that or about Gigi hadid. Sure, I have no real clue why the world has accepted her and why she’s booking all these campaigns…I do know how she got these campaigns…but not why it worked..

I want to assume she’s a brat with an ego thanks to all the hype she’s getting…but I know nothing about her…she may be the sweetest girl alive..and to judge a book by it’s cover would be wrong…that’s why these bikini pics should be more uncovered…seriously…show us your labia…

She’s not all that great, but it is her birthday, even though it is safe to assume that everyday is her fucking birthday…thanks to a dad who probably gifts her harder than he gifts his sugar babies…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid