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2015

30

Apr

Miley Cyrus Pantsless Getting Painted on of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a couple pictures that probably aren’t that hot to anyone but me…because I fucking love Miley Cyrus in all her crazy rich person reclusive glory…where she is alienated by her success and has because this weirdo content producer on social media that people seem to love..with weird photoshop edits and her smoking weed…it’s like she’s posting 10 random insane pics a day…some of her tits…some of her joints…some of her pantsless…all of her acting like some stir crazy, cabin fever weirdo with too many resources…and as cheesy and calculated as the whole thing is…I mean she’s a Disney Popstar…I still fucking love it…because there is no such thing as autheticity…so I’ll take good bullshit over bad bullshit…not that Miley is doing this for me…but she should be.

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2015

30

Apr

Dugyu is a Naked Enough Hipster of the Day

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2015

30

Apr

Taylor Swift Bike Seat of the Day

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It turns out that I wish my face was Taylor Swift’s bike seat…which I guess Karlie Kloss and Calvin Harris’ faces are……because you know this orgasm hungry boss lady who makes a lot of fucking money and controls her empire…is all about riding facess like they were bike seats…and apparently is also into riding bike seats like they are bike seats…all reminding me of that summer I had a bike seat fetish..on those hot days…sniffing communal bike seats all the girls who weren’t wearing panties under their skirts…rubbing up against it…because no one ever things of the weirdo who takes that communal bike into the basement of his house to jerk off when they are riding it…and I guess that’s what excited me…but not nearly as much as Taylor Swift…

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2015

30

Apr

Emmanuelle Chriqui for Ocean Drive of the Day

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I think by law I have to do Canadian content, at least that’s how the oppressive government of Canada works for Radio, TV and Film…you know to preserve the Canadian culture like Jim Carrey, Pam Anderson….and a bunch of other trashy sluts that have rolled through hollywood…but I think that is more of a loophole and the idea is to preserve maple syrup, beavers (not the vagina kind), moose and Hockey…but what the fuck do I know…other than that Emmanuelle Chriqui is from Moroccan roots, born in Montreal, raised in Toronto, exported to LA to be a big star…only to land Entourage until recently when she started popping up in the media..because I guess she’s up to something new…and throughout it all she’s had big jewish tits…something I love…especially when sephardic…like give my that hummus, make it drip off my face…

That said…Here is a little over edited Emmanuelle Chriqui for Ocean drive…looking like she was face-tuned in some pics…and like she’s 50 in others…but throughout it all..she has her big Jewish tits..

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2015

30

Apr

H&M Steals Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day

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I have this theory that Victoria’s Secret owns all the Chinese factories, so that all the other brands have to run through them to make their bikinis and underwear, getting a piece of the backend on everything everyone does in the space, because that’s how evil empires work…otherwise I don’t understand why they would allow H&M or any of their models to work with H&M unless their was a need for them to…because I figure if you create some Brazilian like Lima and some Dutch chick like Doutzen, you make fucking sure they don’t work for the competition..unless you are the competition…but no one knows it….

Illuminati…

So here’s Natasha Poly, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima and Joan Smalls in a campaign.

Posted in:Videos

2015

30

Apr

Nicki Minaj Whale Tail of the Day

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Nicki Minaj showed the world her underwear…which amazed the world because she was wearing underwear…and that goes against everything we ever thought about Nicki Minaj and her ass / vagina…but I guess when built like this…with a career like this…we can assume underwear is much needed as to not stain her pants now that she’ has no control over her bowels thanks to all the numbing ass imaplants…and cock…cock from the execs who made her…

But then again, what do I know…maybe she’s into underwear for the sake of showing underwear so people look at her in amazement because that ass is huge…

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2015

30

Apr

Kristen Stewart for Harper’s Bazaar if the Day

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People are still interested in Kristen Stewart, which surprises me because there is very little interesting about Kristen Stewart, but I guess in her defence, I don’t really know what defines a talented actor, and I based everything interesting about a person on their tits, ass, asshole, and vaginal baby hole…and I don’t really notice much else…that’s not to be that I objectify women..it’s that I objectify people who make millions objectifying themselves, without objectifying themeselves in ways I can jerk off to, but rather as a pawn in movies to sell movie tickets…

She doesn’t interest me but she’s in a floral dress which I guess is funny considering she’s normally doing the hard, Boys Don’t Cry…mean lesbian who wants to rip off your dick because her dad raped her in the trailer park and she hates dick look..

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2015

30

Apr

Damaris Goodrie, Lily Newmark, & Lorna Fornan for Double Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know what Double Magazine is…I don’t know who these models are..but I do know that this is some racy enough shit that I am all about…with some spread legs, white panties, and face on titties…for a fashion magazine and not a fetish magazine, even if fashion magazines are my fetish, and not because I am a homo into fashion and the latest styling and trends….but because I am a pervert who loves it as an excuse for girls to get naked and stick their faces in each other’s tits…something you’d expect was for porn…but isn’t for porn…because porn only attracts the gutter trash..while fashion attracts everyone under the guise that it is art…

Works for me…

Yes…I just said guise…

Posted in:Fashion

2015

30

Apr

Katharine McPhee Thailand Instagram Bikini of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is some American Idol garbage you may or may not have masturbated when your fat wife made you watch American Idol…

Unless you’re not married, and you just watch American Idol because you love the American dream and feel like such scripted talent taking over the music industry is inspiring..

In which case, go fuck yourself…and here’s Katharine McPhee in a bikini in Thailand..because you can assume that Ryan Seacrest has done cocaine off her asshole while Simon Cowell jerks him off, but maybe that’s just my perspective of the show…and Thailand taps into that….

Or maybe she’s in Thailand for the elephants and the beautiful setting…

Either way…shitty bikini crotch shot..

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2015

30

Apr

Kate Upton’s Diet Plan of the Day

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I just read Kate Upton’s diet plan….according to Kate Upton for the sake of some interview with a magazine…a diet she claims she sticks to religiously…because like all emotional eaters…they lie about what they eat and hide the candybars, and in Kate Upton’s case…all you can eat buffet visits..binging…a secret…you know the kind of girl who gets in costume to hit up Cheesecake factory where she doubles down some blackout cake..or whatever it is she stuffs her face with…

Because I’m no nutritionist, or hormone/metabolism specialist…but if this girl is only eating this:

Upton starts her day with scrambled eggs (one white, one whole) and green tea. For a snack she eats 10 raw almonds with a green juice. Then for lunchtime it is quinoa with grilled chicken and vegetables. Her 4 p.m. afternoon snack is a protein bar while dinner is a sashimi or kale salad with grilled salmon and cashews.

Even in one sitting…then why does she look like this?

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