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2015

21

Apr

Bikini Clad Grandma Gets a DUI of the Day

This video is pretty much the highlight of my day…a 49 year old bikini wearing grandma crashed into a car at an intersection, with her 10 year old grandson in tow…don’t let her being a bikini wearing grandma at 39, bleached hair from Flordia getting busted for a DUI deceive you, she is in fact white trash….and amazing…

Seriously, I generally don’t love grandmas, or anyone over 30….especially all leathery from florida..but this one is amazing…I am in love…I’ll have to find her prison details to pursue this love affair…

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2015

21

Apr

Rihanna’s Booty for V Magazine of the Day

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Rihanna keeps bringing it…this time for V Magazine…where it is all about the booty…that hasn’t really been her focal point, I mean in reality, nothing has been Rihanna’s focal point, she’s always been this kinda hot, interesting looking thing who probably has a terrible personality…but she hasn’t been like “I love her tits” or ” I love her ass”…or “I love her cankles”…specific…it’s been more like as a whole, we like that she pretends to not give a fuck, even if not giving a fuck is strategic…because it involves her nipple rings…and half nakedness…in a sold her soul to the industry…it paid off…so why not give the rest of her…since she has no privacy and is more of a novelty item…a novelty item i want to have sit on my face….even though I know some of the remnants I’d be licking/ choking on…

This is just a glimpse…I’m sure the nudes are to follow…

Here are a few more without the V…making me think V magazine is a lie…

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2015

21

Apr

Bella Hadid Hot For Elle Magazine of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the new Gigi Hadid…..because like all spoiled brats…if the sister gets something the other sister will want it to…and the dad will scramble and throw money at it until she gets it…because he wants to seem fair, but more importantly wants to say he has two daughters who are models, because as someone who only fucks models, that feels good for his ego…you know that he squirted this out of his balls..

That said, he is probably also avoiding expensive rehab bills, and all the other shit that comes from the emotional trauma of being the other girl, in the shadow of the prized girl…so he probably thinks of this as an investment into her future..so that she can pay for her own rehab, or find her own rich husband of her own…but really what the fuck do I know…I just see a less obnoxious Kylie and Kendall without the TV show, who will probably have a TV show…and who are probably friends with each other…doing rich kid LA life things…while getting in magazines on the side, because it makes everything seem more legit…even though none of this nonsense matters…

What it comes down to is that I like this one better than the other one…and here she is for Elle…

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2015

21

Apr

Kate Moss Hard Nipple for W Magazine of the Day

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Kate Moss is an angel sent from heaven….cocaine fueled model heaven…

A 40 year old babe…who still shows her tits like she did when she was 20…around the same time she had sex or dated, pretty much every motherfucker…

She’s managed to be the perfect balance of gutter and disgusting and fashion and glamourous…and she still goes strong, even though you’d think the AIDS would have got her down by now…AIDS she acquired with some of the needle sharing dirt backs she’s let cum inside her…but I guess it is possible that she’s survived this next level life unscathed…or that modern medicine is just good..

Either way, she’s still looking amazing while old…and is still one of my favorites…this here is for the latest W Magazine…

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2015

21

Apr

Constance Jablonski in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Constance Jablonski is from France…and she’s a model…and that in and of itself should mean that she’s topless, because topless is like wearing a shirt in France….

But the good news is that in being a model…she is sent to sets where she is paid 10,000 to 100,000 dollars…or more to pose like some kind of object for a brand who can afford her – which in a lot of ways is the foundation and basis of prostitution….meaning her morals and her values are in the right place….she knows how to make her money

Not that she got paid for this, but this is a media hit stamp of approval that helps increase her pay day…and all it comes down to is that she should be topless…

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2015

21

Apr

Nina Agdal’s Ass for Instagram of the Day

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Nina Agdal has a bit of a retard look to her…because of her big Danish forehead…but unlike the retard you’d expect her to be..she’s not wearing a bike helmet or riding a retard trike because retards can’t handle two wheelers, but instead, she’s not wearing much at all…and posting it to her instagram for her pervert fans who only follow her because Sports Illustrated told them to…and because her ass is amazing…

I figure this is a sign of her career slowing down, a little “look at me, I’m still here”…just not for long before ending up with some rich dude, as these girls do…and while she prepares for the end…in her version of filling the basement up with supplies for the end of the world…but way nicer to look at…

Here she is for Macy’s…in one of her last campaigns…

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2015

21

Apr

Katharine McPhee’s Workout Gear of the Day

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If Katharine McPhee goes to the gym….does it actually matter? I mean I’m going with no, because i don’t think Katharine McPhee actually matters, but then again, I am putting up pictures of Katharine McPhee, which would imply that I think she does matter and really what does that say about me…

I’m gonna go with, I got very little going on and feel compelled to post pictures of girls who were on American Iodl once, as long as they are in sports bras…because sports bras…generally annoy me because they destroy the fullness of tits…but are still revealing enough for at least one motherfuker with an American Idol contestant fetish…so the short answer is…I do it for you..

Here she is getting her hair done, another possible weirdo fetish…

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A video posted by Katharine McPhee (@katharinemcphee) on Apr 15, 2015 at 4:44pm PDT

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2015

21

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Titties of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens was a little naked 17 year old in self shot nude monkey…all hairy and amazing to a dude like me who loves bush, but who was laughed at by society because they don’t realize that everyone, except maybe some hyper evolved asians, have fucking bush, and if you don’t shave that shit off in the shower every morning….you too will be like Vanessa Hudgens…who was for many years my beacon of hope…before she fell off the map…and I guess hoping to make a comeback…while people who liked her still want to come on her back…while people like me who like bush are just happy that it is making a comeback..because I’m tired of bald pussy, dudes who only like bald pussy because society told them hair is cross, and the girls who buy into bald pussy, without realizing that it is on some level of Kardashian…or Jersey Shore (not that they matter)…style tips…along with fake lips, fake ass, spray tans, etc…I am glad the good girls know…bush is where it is at…and Vanessa Hudgens was a leader in this movement without even realizing that…and for that…I’ll stare t her tits.

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2015

21

Apr

Kelly Brook and her Amazing Sloppy Tits of the Day

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My only Kelly Brook story is from a professional rugny player who told me she was passed around the league like a rugny ball, only fatter than a rugby ball, because she’s fat…despite what her tits may be distracting you from…

He proceeded to show me pictures that the leage passed around of her, naked, since that’s what she was known for…nude modeling, while being the joke in the rugby league…

Now if you know Rugby players, they are the kind of lunatics who will run train on a girl giving each other high fives like a bunch of brutes…and I guess that means Kelly Brook was the one being run train on…

Not that I know that for a fact, what I do know is that she moved to LA a few years ago to become famous, leveraging that UK titty model fame, securing a work visa, and now on a TV show, or more importantly attending events like COachella…with her big tits in tow….pretty much looking better than ever, despite being in her late 30s…weird…

All this to say, I am in love with her roommate…

Now here she is in her Coachella Big Titty Cleavage Pics:

Here she is in Some Magazine Photoshooped…

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2015

21

Apr

Dakota Johnson Braless Tits of the Day

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Her name is Dakota Johnson and she has nipples that look like they are on their way to a funeral…but she still has nipples…as most girls do…unless they are cancer survivors, or Anglina Jolie, who doesn’t want to ever be a cancer survivor, and they get them removed as preemptive measures….

You have seen her nipples IN 50 SHADES OF GREY ….so I guess she’s decided that she doesn’t need to wear a bra out in public anymore, since it’s already been put out there…

That or Don Johnson, her dad…and ANtonio Banderas, her stepdad, didn’t give her enough attention growing up…because her mom was too busy giving blowjobs…as Hollywood Rich kids do…leaving her out there looking for some male attention…

Or maybe…nipples just aren’t a big deal, even when they are big and hard, and the real loser in all this is me…I am going to go with that theory…I mean I’m talking about hard nipples on some starlet like it matters…what the fuck.

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