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2015

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May

Diddy’s Banned 3 Am Ad with Cassie Tit of the Day

Diddy strategically made a commercial with his girlfriend who we can assume he cheats on and who is just on his payroll..because I know girls who have fucked DIddy in his apartment…when his twin babies were in another apartment in the same building….with their baby momma who he was “dating” or marrid to at the time…before Cassie got into the mix…of being the hot as fuck girl..who knows if she fucks with Diddy the world opens up to her…and if that means stroking his head at night liek the girl I know who fucked diddy used to do…it’s better than working at Walgreens….

Either way, the ad is banned, Cassie is slutty in it…and looks awesome and that’s good marketing…because I never talk about Diddy, throw in some tits..and here I fucking am…

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2015

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May

Kim Kardashian Underwear Selfies of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a fat, slob in every sense of the term…you know a victim of the American dream…all lazy, and greedy and disgusting on all levels…who’s only legacy is how to whore yourself to brands on all levels…all while being shameless to the world…and more importantly…to herself and her own person…not that she has a soul..because she sold that too…

I mean the only good she’s done….is teaching young girls is that a sex tape is all you need to win…even though it is not all you need to win and very few girls with sex tapes win…but as long sa they think that…I can jerk off to their videos and as long as I can jerk off to their vidoes…as long as they aren’t Kim K videos…I’m good…

That said, she posted these pics of herself that look like screenshots of outtakes of her getting piseed on by black dudes at an inner city BBall game…

If you don’t like that, here’s Kylie Jenner, the young one with the booty implants….in line to take the throne from this one…. Eating of the DAy

If you don’t like that, here’s Kendall, the other young one with a tranny dad, on the model kick, getting into a car in wet bottoms

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2015

04

May

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in Flair of the Day

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Here’s a perfectly timed boxing shoot, becasue boxing happened this weekend, which you already knew all about, because all of a sudden everyone in the world became boxing fans, thanks to social media and viral marketing…

People who don’t give a fuck about boxing, were watching boxing, like it mattered to them…all because it was the thing to do..

You fucking drones…

The model’s name is Edita…I’ve posted her pics a bunch of times before..she’s one of those nude models, who is actually a fashion model, who shows tits, in what I call Fashion porn, even though it’s not porn at all, because tits can’t be pornographic…they are the food source for our babies…I don’t see how could they be sexualized, or deemed inappropriate, when pure innocent babies use them to feed and survive…

Oh right…cuz I want to cum all over them..

That’s why…

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2015

04

May

Jennifer Lawrence in a Mesh Shirt of the Day

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I figure no pictures of Jennifer Lawrence really matter after seeing Jennifer Lawrence completely naked in her selfies…something that actually made me respect her as being something I would want to have sex with, rather than for being some annoying, quirky, hollywood starlet who keeps winning awards, despite being boring, uninteresting or even cute…

But those nudes, that shit put her on the map…not the Academy awards, the millions of dollars, all for her being celebrated as some star….those nudes…are her best work and all that really matter…

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2015

04

May

More Naked Gisele for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Gisele who may be a man, but who plays a girl in the modeling world, because people weren’t as open to trannies when she first came up, and because her husband is trying to maintain his position as jock of the year…who can’t by default fuck trannies openly, it’s against the jock way, and their homosex has to be presented as locker room team building…not romance…those are orgasms of hard work, team work motherfuckers…

Either way, she’s in Vogue Brazil naked…not showing anything, not even her tuck…

I think I posted some of these pics…and here are the rest…not that they matter…because none of this matters..

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2015

04

May

Selena Gomez is in New York of the Day

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A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on May 2, 2015 at 2:23pm PDT

Selena Gomez is in New York..and what better way to celebrate that…than to direct, star and act in a 15 second movie about her being in New York…rolling around in her hotel bed…looking kind hot and pudgy….

Oh….right…her hard nipples….her nipples are a better way to celebrate her being in New York..for what I assume is the met ball…and not her stupid art fag, girl has no vision as an artist, she’s Selena Gomez…and properly trained dancing monkey thanks to Disney…so let’s just look at her tits…

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2015

04

May

Kelly Brook’s Nude Sunbathing of the Day

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Kelly Brook was a nude model who was passed around the rugby leagues in Europe because of her huge tits, her willingness to show her tits, and rugby players being a different breed of human who like to fuck each other’s women together, because that’s how real men do it…

She moved to LA, I had no hope for her, she booked one movie…and it was a joke and I guess she has since sucked the right dick…because she’s on an actual TV show…which blows my mind, or would, if I cared about a nude model from the UK, who was fat but with fat came tits, tits she was willing to show…until pulling off a scam right before turning 40…

So now, she’s just teasing with this nude sunbathing pic…but I don’t think it is called teasing when she’s past her prime and we can just google her in her prime…actually naked…labia and everything…

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2015

04

May

Scarlett Johansson in Leather Leggings of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson wore leather pants, and despite not being a Scarlett Johansson fan…I find her dumpy, uninteresting, not even that hot or beautiful…and really not a great actress or really interesting personality at all…you know someone who just kind of faked it to the top…and stayed there for awhile playing the exact same person over and over again…only to get married twice, knocked up once…

But for some reason, I reason I call unbreathable fabrics…and new mom vagina secretions…I am fascinated as to what these pants smell like…and that is enough reason for me to post the pic…because her mom ass, on it’s on…definitely is not…

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2015

04

May

Chrissy Teigen in a Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Probably my least favorite of the Sports Illustrated hookers on the hooker train to rich dude wallets…who use the Sports Illustrated magazine as a platform to be hookers to billionaire, not millionaires…is Chrissy Teigen…because she doesn’t just shut up and assume her role as hooker, but instead tries to be interesting, funny, controversial…using her platform of dude who like ethnic gold digging tits on shitty bodies….to promote herself..becauase otherwise she’d have to admit she’s just a wallet fucker…and no girl wants that…especially not hard working models who made 12 dollars last year modeling…

Here she is a bikini…it gives her something to do when she’s not googling herself or trying to be funny…spending John Legend’s money…

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2015

04

May

Nina Agdal Does the Emily Ratajkowski of the DAy

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These girls are shameless. Any excuse to post a topless pic…in this case…it’s a vile skin disease that is disgusting…

They are trashy exhibitionists…no better than strippers or street prostitutes…but they are “Published” Models so their clients are richer and they attend more luxurious events than the gutter…but the dudes who deal with them are either little bitches who let them walk all over them…because they like having the low level celebrity attached to where they stick their dicks, it makes them feel important…or they just view them as the hookers they are….

Either way, they involve self produced topless pictures to generate some buzz, to draw some attention to themselves, and to get noticed…because it gets them work…

I am all for girls behaving like this. I mean I spend the better part of my 20s in strip clubs paying for head…I just liked the strippers who knew they were hookers…and hated the strippers who thought they were more than strippers…and I guess that’s the vibe I’m getting here with this retard with a great body…who was smart enough to crop out her body…it’s just that we get it..it’s too bad you don’t…but then again..you kinda do…producing pics like this…

These nobodies…thinking they are somebodies….realizing they are just tits is some philosophical shit…

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