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2015

01

May

Miley Cyrus Pubes in her Latest Armpit Hair Photo of the Day

The most important thing that has happened this week…is Miley Cyrus bleached and dyed her armpit hair…because Miley Cyrus is this lame, identity crisis, feminist reclusive weirdo who had her childhood and freedom robbed of her…on some Michael Jackson shit…connecting with fat chicks of tumblr….

But now she’s posting it with pubic hair..and I fucking love bush, and I love Miley’s body…so by default I will love Miley’s Bush…because as a bush lover, in an era of waxed pussy, and laser pussy, sometimes you gotta take the hippie pits, to get the pillow of hair stuffed into panties…

This is my third post on Miley in 12 hours…I bet I do one more…because I love her…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

01

May

Monika Jac Jagaciak Topless Shoot of the Day

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Monika Jac Jagaciak has been modeling forever…and she’s just been named one of the 10 new Victoria’s Secret Angels…so I figure why not post titty pics of her, because there was a time when titty pics were coveted especially of Victoria’s Secret models who husbands and teenage boys were jerking off to…pre-internet…in an era when Playboy was really the only one doing nudity…and not every single model, actress, and popstar..

Now, I don’t know what is a better approach for people being sexually healthy and not deviant, you know like how I used to cum myself just holding a girl’s hand…but now I only come with her tongue in my ass, while jerking me off, singing 90s rock, and smoking a cigarette as she’s getitng fisted by an amputee midget covered in tar…

You see…I want to see everyone in the world naked…but I don’t know what 13 year old kids growing up on throat fucking gangbang tranny porn will do for a future generation…but I guess who cares about them…look at these tits…

Posted in:Monika "Jac" Jagaciak

2015

01

May

Alexis Ren in her Bikini of the Day

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Alexis Ren has a great scam going on. She’s dated some video dude who girls find hot…and has packaged herself as a young it couple, since they both have millions of followers on instagram, because when you’re fresh and 18, you don’t bother doing it the old school way, you just build yourself up and the brands come to you….

I mean I have seen these two in local papers, in random places, because I guess that’s what happens when you go viral and live an aspirational, carefree life that doesn’t involve college, but does involve traveling the world doing action sports, looking hot as fuck….

I am not a fan of people who win at life, because they remind me that I didn’t…but I am a fan of hot 18 year olds in bikinis, whether they are self-made famous or not…because seriously…look at these fucking pics…

Posted in:Alexis Ren

2015

01

May

The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day

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Why are the topless protesters working with Femen never sexy as fuck…and always the kind of girl you’d expect to be protesting some shit about her uterus…

It’s like why can’t hot model bitches stop sipping their cocktails on the private jet for 5 minutes, draw blood stains on their panties…and fucking crash political events in any random country they are from…

I guess because those models already figured out how to use their vaginas for good…not evil…

This seems like a Saturday Night Live Skit…

Posted in:Videos

2015

01

May

Gigi Paris in E-Commerce Pictures of the Day

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I fucking hate catalog pics…whether they are for a company’s e commerce store…or for their actual catalog…they are always so badly shot, so uninteresting to look at, and they always make the model look like shit, like this Gigi Paris girl who has being going semi viral recently and people are talking about her…but in this shoot…she looks like she’s pushing 40….while pushing shitty bikinis…I can’t imagine anyone looking at thinking “oh I want that”…

People need to stop being so fucking safe…and Christian…these are models, this is their job…make them crawl on all fours for it…

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2015

01

May

Maria Sharapova for Esquire Bulgaria of the Day

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Maria Sharapova was in Esquire Bulgaria…I am going to go out there on a limb and assume that these pictures are just in the Esquire vault…probably from a previous shoot they did with Maria Sharapova…because I can’t imagine Esquire Bulgaria having huge budgets from advertising…to coordinate a shoot, but then again, maybe people still buy magazines in Bulgaria…since they can’t actually afford computers, internet and all that other stuff you spoiled American take for granted…like Maria Sharapova, the hot enough tennis star, who still plays tennis and still looks good but that no one seems to care about anymore..but maybe that’s because she’s doing media in Bulgaria….or maybe she’s doing media in Bulgaria because Bulgaria hasn’t turned their back on her yet..

All this to say…she’s in a bathing suit, where the fuck is Bulgaria…and why isn’t she nude….

Posted in:Maria Sharapova

2015

01

May

Kendall Jenner Almost Dies of the Day

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A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Apr 30, 2015 at 3:01pm PDT

Sometimes life, or videos of life, are better when personal injury happen in them…it was the format of America’s Funniest Home Videos…

Because watching Kendall promote some new scooter for the lazy American people that she probably has equity in, since these girls don’t do anything for free….fake a slam…is less satsifying than an actual slam…

I am not one of those people who love seeing people eat shit and hurt themselves, but sometimes when people are out there faking a fall, people who aren’t even real people but rather the worst kind of people, eating shit wouldn’t be so bad…

It’s like talented athletes and good people who help the world have slammed and ended up with brain injuries…but the little brats who are out there capitalizing and mocking us while they do it…are the ones who the world would benefit most from losing..

That’s not to say I wish death or injury on anyone, but if you’re gonna fall, and you’re a kardashian…make it count….as I stare at the young fit ass that makes Kendall Jenner ok…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

01

May

Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair is Red of the Day

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I have a friend who used to fuck girl’s armpits…like he would only be able to get off if he was fucking an armpit…and he would even pay regular girls to let him fuck their armpits and most girls would go along with it because they never had their armpit fucked…and figured why the hell not do it like a hooker….

I have been in different sexual situations where I find myself licking a sweaty armpit, not because I love armpit but because it is there…

So I am not against armpits…I mean I am not against anything on a girl…but really not against armpits…even if I am not into armpits like my friend is….

I am also into bush, unkempt huge fucking bush…But for some reason, when the two come together…and are dyed to bring more attention to them….I get repulsed…

Miley has a great body, is a lot of fun, but I just can’t fuck with that hipster feminist trend…even if it is just hair and not a huge deal…I don’t think liking a hairless armpit means I want to take away a woman’s right to vote….it just means red armpit hair freaks me the fuck out…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

01

May

The Uncensored Nina Agdal Nudes of the Day

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When I saw the censored Nina Agdal topless…I really didn’t care about seeing the uncensored pics of Nina Agdal…which could be because I don’t care about Nina Agdal and don’t find her interesting at all…she’s just a typical sugar baby who pretends she’s a model…getting drunk and doing the occasional swim campaign to stay relevant enough for the daddy’s to want her as arm candy…and I just don’t find her that hot or interesting…but I guess she’s got a great body and this post took my 13 seconds to write…so I’ll just post them here because why the fuck not…she want’s to be noticed….so notice her…for more than just her big retard head..