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2015

20

Apr

Miley Cyrus Wins 420 of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her smoking a bong, wearing pasties, probably not trying to be shocking, because this is the internet and the only thing shocking would be if the bong was shoved up her cunt and blowing smoke rings out of her ass…

Which she’s not doing, becasue she’s boring…

But she is still smoking a bong in fucking pasties…which for an old fucker like me is up on some “wtf”…and a little “that’s kinda fun and wild and crazy”…because when I was 20, the only bitches in pasties where girls at stripclubs that didn’t allow topless, trying to give as much topless, when topless really only is topless, with visible nipples…

This just reminds me of an era when celebrities were not just pawns to their parents, but to the world, where they would pretend to be super human and not get naked, or do drugs…even though behind the scenes and closed doors they were ripping lines of coke out of hooker asshole…

The public knew what was up, but these assholes that were seeking public acceptance, decided to not be honest and pretend…making a slip up kind of exciting when the paparazzi caught it…

Now the paparazzi only captures what the celebs want captured, the scandals they want seeded…or they just post this shit on social media with a “WTF I’m Miley Fuck You” attitude…

All this to say…things are changing for the better, because I remember posting “OMG Britney has coke on her nose” type posts… now the famous girls are in pasties smoking bongs, when not on Molly for all to see, because that’s what famous is supposed to be..

Here she is showing her pasties and her armpit hair because she’s that kind of hairy armpit feminist….which despite loving bush..and licking armpits…I don’t like when the two merge…I don’t really caring how hairy a bitch is…but hairy armpits disgusts me…I think I was traumatized as a child.

Here she is in her pasties for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Joan Jett induction:

HEre the awesome video

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

20

Apr

Kylie Jenner and her Black Boyfriend in a Stripper Bikini of the Day

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I like that 17 year old Kylie Jenner realizes that now is the peak time based on historical evidence, for her to make as much noise as fucking possible, because America loves girls when they are 17, about to turn 18, acting slutty…even though we were all 17 once and probably fucking slutty 17 year old girls who had been fucking older guys since they were 14…at least I was…It’s not like teens don’t jerk off or watch porn, especially in this era fuck…they’ve been watching porn since they were 5. Thanks Internet.

But for some reason, a reason I call programming…the media loves saying “OMG THIS 17 YEAR OLD FUCKS”…or “WEARS STRIPPER BIKINIS”…or “HAS ASS IMPLANTS”….it’s like they forget that you can be a whore at all ages…especially when your mom forces it on you…and focus on a dated law that doesn’t reflect the fact that 17 and 18 is pretty much the same fucking thing…only this is illegal…and won’t be in a few months, even though it is being treated like it is not illegal, because the government can’t decide when a girl’s ready or not…

Here’s some pics of her from instagram…

Here’s a video of a girl doing the “#kyliejennerchallenge”….which is a tactic to suck on a jar to make your lips fuller…and it is amazing to see the positive impact she has on the youth:

Here are some pics:

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

20

Apr

Kendall Jenner’s Car on Naked Ass of the Day

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Kendall Jenner went out and decided to show one of her many talents that the family call “road tripping”…where she assumes the doggy style position naked…and puts a toy car on herself…to balance that shit…

It’s one of the many tricks the Kardashians learn at a young age, along with sex with black men, donkey shows, ping pong shows…and how to be a spoiled entitled cunt who doesn’t deserve what they have but don’t know any better…because they’re mom stole their soul to the devil…

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2015

20

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is 420. So be prepared for all the 420 posts on your social media of people who love weed, which is the majority of people….

I figure in an era where it is barely illegal to smoke..where everyday at 420 at least one idiot on my facebook types “420”…that you wouldn’t notice today as any other day…

But then again, I don’t smoke weed, my drug of choice is roofies, and that’s not even for me…it’s for the sex..

All this to say…at 420 I’ll be drinking..I always am…and here are some links…

Girs in Lingerie
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The Kylie Jenner Challenge for Bigger Lips is Amazing
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NEw Jurassic World Trailer
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Surfer Hijacks Boat Wave
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Jaden Smith is a Tranny
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The Timberlake Biel Baby
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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So Many Selfies
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Foul Ball Catch of the Day
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Hookers Endorse Hilary
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Dumbest Baby Prank Ever
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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2015

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new strategy with girls who don’t want to fuck me is to say “sometimes you’ve just got to say fuck it…and then fuck it”….it being me…you don’t tell them the last part, you imply it by pointing at your erection, ideally in a public place, like the bus or a restaurant or in line at a cash…because they know how real it is..I mean any asshole can point at their boner in private…the real passionate man…the romantic…the I will do anything for love motherfucker…will point at his boner any where and girls tend to not appreciate that at all

Fuck em like this guy fucks his dildo in public…

What they do appreciate are my links…these links..we call them stepLINKS…click them…

The Underboob….
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Michael Buble VS Booty
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Texas Vet Fired For Shooting a Cat with a Bow and Arrow…WTF
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Naked #stepGIRL on Other Websites…
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Pregnant Jaime King
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Anastasia Ashley is a Whore in Rollerskates…
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Slut of the Day
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Bella THorne is Alright
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Miley Cyrus Sexy Hike
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Coco and Her Sister are Amazing
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Coachella Disney Star of the DAy
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David Hassellhoff Music VIdeo!
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George Lucas Refuses to Watch Star Wars Trailer
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Maury on the Weirdest Paternity Tests Ever
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Rachel Hunter Pokies
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When You accidentally Think You’re Athletic…
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Josh Hartnett Turned Down Batman – Thank God
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Amber Rose Goes to Starbucks
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Some Hooker’s Pokies
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Rihanna’s Nipples
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Some Instagram Whores in Bikini Bottoms
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Emmy Rossum is Useless at an Event
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Little Motherfucker Who Wants to Run for President
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Charli XCX does Maxim
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Girls Finds Doppelganger and Meets Up
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Gillian Anderson of the DAy
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Miley Nipple Party
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Batman VS Superman Video
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Gigi Hadid Big Tits
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Carmen Electra of the Day
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Dog With Selective Injury
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Selena Gomez – Bikini Monster
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Drew Carey Does a Bunch of Weddings on Price is Right
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ALl of the Leaked Sony Emails
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Awkward Pornstar Year Book Pics
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Find Girls Who Will Fuck You….
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Public Ass Fucker – WTF
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Huge Tits
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Massive Tits
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Girl and Two Dildos
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Big Tits Get Painted
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Free live sex without credit card
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Girls Eat Cake Off Each Other
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Humping the Tree…Girl….Probably Killed Herself…
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Zoe KRavitz Nude
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Dildo Dnagler
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Webcam Strip
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TWINS!
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Some Big Tits
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Greek Whores
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Lesbians!
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

18

Apr

Kendall Jenner BTS GQ Video of the Day

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While I was out drinking pretty much all fucking day..these pictures and BTS that’s fashion for BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO of the Kendall Jenner for GQ…grabbing her tits…on YOUTUBE…because it is OK when GQ does it…and when Kendall Jenner Does it…but when I do it it s porn…you fascists bastastards…

Nones of this matters…it is not even hot…but she is the best of the Kardashians…which isn’t saying much….

I am sure this twat has no personality, she’s up on some Michael Jackson, Lindsay Lohan, raped by your parents figuratively…raped by producers literally…all to get the dream done..

But she does have a young hot body…and can’t hate on that…ever….

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2015

18

Apr

Coco and Her Sister Rub Dirty Vagina of the Day

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I have a sister fetish…..one that creeps out every sister or I’ve ever spoken to, whether she is with her sister or not…

Because I always tell them about how if sisters were raised properly by my standards, but not properly by societies standards..they’d be letting me watch themselves eat each other out…since according to DNA, you’re pretty much close enough for it be called masturbation…

It never works…but there are sisters who fuck each other’s boyfriends…because it’s prime catty, competitive behavior…and I guess that’s the one thing you can hope for…unless you know girls who are raised by my standards…and not society’s standards…

All this to say, Coco and her sister are clearly on another level of whore, fame whore, exclusive to one client, do whatever it takes to get noticed, to pay off the ass implants, to live the good life..and this yoga pose from the other day is just a magical, visual rendition of that…

Stayin’ healthy the way I like it…

Posted in:Coco

2015

17

Apr

Pornstars Tell You Why Marijuana Makes Sex Better for 420 of the Day

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It’s 420 on Monday…it’s also Cannabis Cup this weekend in Denver, where Weed is Legal…so it only makes sense that a video would come out of a bunch of Porn Stars…or are they scientists, discussing what Marijuana does for them during sex….

I figure, since porn chicks are just nymphos who like to be watched getting fucked, and porn is mainstream and more and more college girls are getting into it, thanks to doing it for free in the frats for all those years…some of these girls may actually be scientists…but their analysis of why weed makes sex better….on this few days before 420 to prep you potheads for 420…because I know you’re all fucking pot heads…even though this is a drinking site…is worth watching…and passing around…the room…hoping no one in the room has herpes…because your mouth was just on it…if you know what I mean…

If you don’t…you’re probably high.

Posted in:Videos

2015

17

Apr

Selena Gomez Bikini Recovery of the Day

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Selena Gomez responded to everyone calling her fat, because she is fat, with a “More to me to love”…positive message of “I eat a lot”…that has got a lot of fat girls through being fat and allowed them to continue being fat…and even getting fatter…only to die of heart disease and stroke…since that kind of “I don’t give a fuck”…”embrace yourself”…”this is me”…is actually really fucking unhealthy…despite what the people putting sugar and hormones in everything are telling you…

The good news is that she’s rolling with black rapper dudes…which could either be the cause or the effect of Selena Gomez being this size….you know because so many fat girls before her have found confidence when an athletic black guy with an 11 inch penis destroys them…and tells them how hot they are…because that’s what they are into…

Either way, as long as the bikini is happening, girl doesn’t need a model body…hell, she doesn’t need any body…just tits and a pussy..and we’re good….

So Stop fat Shaming…and start jerking off to her…because this is Selena Gomez…chubby….and slutty….like chubby girls are…and I think she looks good to grab..

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

17

Apr

Miley Cyrus Headstand with a Leotard Wedgie of the Day

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I used to know and party with girls who were just into being weird for the sake of being weird. They were actually normal as fuck, and I guess that’s why they did it, it gave them something to get noticed for or to talk about…whether it was with costume…or whatever….

They were the kind of girls who would go to the gym in a snowsuit…or bikini or really anything to get a laugh…out of boredome or whatever…

They’d be the girls you’d go to their houses or on a trip with and they’d just be dressed crazy in leotards or whatever for the sake of being crazy and in leotards…it made no sense…but it all stemmed from boredom…which I can assume Miley is all about…

It’s like she’s chilling at home, figures “I’ll put on this silly crazy thing”….gets high…cuz it’s almost 420 and tthat what people do…and thinks it’s so great that she should do yoga poses…all her little leeches laugh at the joke…and snap pics and since it was the highlight of her boring, secluded, alienated life…she posts it to the internet…

So her getting weird identity crisis, is really just her being bored and sad…but at least it comes with leotard jacked in ass crack…which happens to be the kind of Gets weird…I like..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW