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2015

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stepGIRL Billie Jane by Chris Vongsawat of the Day

#stepGIRLS is a revolutionary project that features amazing girls, mostly girls you’ve never heard of, because we are from Canada, and no one pays attention to canada…

Her name is BILLIE JANE and she’s naked next to expensive art…because at DrunkenStepfather.com we are all about the art…in fact I think the name DrunkenStepfather in and of itself is synonymous with classy, expensive, high end, luxury…

That said, these pics were taken by our friend… CHRIS VONGSAWAT and she’s naked in them…and that is all I really care about…because I like naked…as a naked woman is the real art..only unlike that Riopelle…it is priceless..you like that one don’t you…

VIA CHRIS VONGSAWAT

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2015

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Rihanna Has a Nipple of the Day

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Rihanna was accused of doing coke in a video that hit the internet the other day…she was really rolling a joint…some people got so excited for a scandal…when most of us know everyone does fucking drugs..and Rihanna of all people…is probably all about that shit..

That said….she was in a shirt..showing nipples…because unlike Angelina Jolie, who got her breasts removed…Rihanna has nipples…nipples she likes to show off because she’s just some island girl who came from nothing, probably worth over 100,000,000 dollars personally, and over a billion dollars as a brand…and from her 10,000 dollar a year household income she grew up in…that kind of money…gives you a bit of an ego…like “who gives a fuck”…she’s won….

Not that nipples are a bad thing, or a shocking thing to show off, but 10 years ago…they were a big deal..and destroyed the career of Janet Jackson and Tara Reid…we’ve just evolved as a people…to include nipple into “fashion”…that works for me…but not as well as it works for Rihanna…

All this to say, I’m more into seeing her labia…

Posted in:Rihanna

2015

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Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Backstage at The View of the Day

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Apparently Vanessa Hudgens was on The View, because apparently The View is still on TV, and apparently they are either both really fucking desperate or they are both at the top of their game, but whatever it is, they came together, but not in the way I like most things to come together, and Vanessa Hudgens took advantage of the media opportunity, and dressed like she was going to the fucking club, or out to dinner in Ibiza with some Saudi oil tycoon…

I don’t know what she’s promoting, or if The View was just thirsty for her, or anyone to talk to them about menopause…

I just know I like her tits…and pudgy little ethnically ambigious, slowly getting old…body…and I’m not just saying that cuz I like that she released bush pics before bush pics were cool…ok.. I am…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2015

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Nadine Leopold Models Lingerie of the Day

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Nadine Leopold is some Austrian model, like Hitler, only probably more into killing fat girl self esteem with her celebrated skinny body, than killing Jewish people.

You know all about the unrealistic body image and getting paid for it, instead of being about an aryan race and killing people off to make that Aryan race….but I guess being an elitist, top tier woman who I’ve never heard of is probably just as bad…and I’m only saying that because she’ll never have sex with me…

She’s the face or body of some lingerie company, these are the pics, they bore me, as all this shit bores me, but one day I may get excited by this shit, and that’s why I keep going..

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2015

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Doutzen Kroes Posts See Through Bra Pic on Instagram of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a recently fired from Victoria’s Secret model…who has taken the rejection pretty well…by getting into her bra and panties for instagram on her own, without the help of some evil brand and a million dollar contract, because who needs a million dollar contract in this this era….when all you need is an instagram account…

She’s a mom of two, she’s got a rockin’ body, her husband is black…she’s wearing sheer lingerie in an instagram pic, with visible nipple, which obviously is a cry to get noticed, so in a lot of ways she’s like a Kim Kardashian…

But luckily for her, not in the body….because the nice thing about this Sheer lingerie is that it is sheer…it is the subtle, more sophisticated, even classy, titty flash…

I approve of her being fired…it makes her work harder…

Here’s her subtle “butt selfie”

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2015

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Apr

Katy Perry’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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Katy Perry is chubby little a pop star…with a massive and insane following…all for music that isn’t even that good…but that for some reason gets a lot of airplay and makes no sense to me…

Her dancing is awkward…her talent questionable, but through it all…failed relationship, after Failed relationship…she’s maintained something….something magical…no not her bad skin….but rather her amazing tits..not that they are that amazing out of a bra…but in a bra…those fuckers have volume…

I’ve spent years mocking, laughing, hating on her because her songs pollute my life and I don’t ask them to…..but I don’t care, I mean bitch is rich as fuck, doing what she wants, probably has no real friends…but may not be looking for substance…at least that’s what I would assume because if she was about substance…her content would probably be a little fucking higher concept and a lot less “flashy lights for retards to buy into”…but who cares about that…when you got tits…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2015

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Ireland Baldwin Does Rehab of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin checked herself into rehab….

As much as you want to laugh at rich girls and theri silly problems….you know for being spoiled brats in their spoiled world…the fact is that money or access only really excites people who don’t have it…when you do have it, you don’t know anything but that…so your expensive problems…in your mind..are actual problems…and these idiots medicate….

So as a poor little rich girl, with a hot mom…and hot yoga stepmom…and a narcissist dad she’s on a stage, without really asking to be put on a stage, even though everyone seems to want to be on a stage…thanks to social media and narcissism…and I guess it all just broke her down…

It’s like for a minute she was in love with some surf dude, then she wanted to be a model, but was too fat for Sports Illustrated, turning her to fitness….opening the door for all her little LA rich kid friends…like Kendall, and Gigi, and even her Cousin Hailey…to move in on the Bieber train and basically get everything she wanted….

Blogs and sites mocked her, called her names, I am sure haters hated on her social media…at one point in time she blocked me, turned into a lesbian who dated some rape victim rapper and things went dark…

But through it all…she has maintained her tits..and tits..is really all it is about…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2015

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Izabel Goulart’s Got Legs of the Day

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Izabel Goulart is a model…and in being a model…she has legs..but not just any legs…fucking amazing legs….otherswise she would be an amputee and that would be a whole other kind of modeling…you know her campaigns would solely be based on being inclusive with a little level of controversy so people talk about the brand….you know being the company that uses legless models…kinda like a lot of brands are doing now with fat chicsk….or as the industry calls them “plus sized”…which in and of itself is the equivalent of calling a bitch fat…it’s like “I’m not small penised, or dickless, or pathetic…I’m a man with female-like genitals”…one day…maybe society will be more authentic…and call shit for what it is..

Like I call Izabel a tranny face, who generates buzz with workout porn, who rocks an insane model body, that is almost unnatural to look at…but still amazing to look at…right…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2015

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Topless Woman Talks About her Mastectomy…and Other Videos of the Day

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FEMEN Protest

Bus Driver Knocks Out Passenger

Movie Theater Fight

Man Feeds His Leech

Old Man Driving his Pipe

The Hood Catches a Guy Who Robbed an Old Lady

Boyfriend Accuses Woman of SLeeping With the Wu Tang Clan

Robert Pattison dancing at Coachella

High School Girl Fight

Japanese Old Man VS Fireworks

Woman Gets Stripped for Sleeping With Another Woman’s Husband

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

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Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Even though none of this really matters, you know these idiots who think they matter, because they have tits and an instagram, I am still going to spend my day looking at this nonsense, because I really have nothing else to do…

I figure if we were struck with natural disaster…humanity would re-establish itself, find itself and realize…..no one gives a fuck about a selfie when you’re fighting for survival…

So let’s stop being suburban, idiots just wasting away, and let’s start hoping for a natural disaster…because maybe we can collectively pull that together.

Here are some morning links…

Bill Gates Daughter Porn…Without the Porn
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It is a Sad Day for Gold Diggers Everywhere
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Kanye Walks on Water….
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Erin Heatherton on Dating Leo…
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is Amazing
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Tim McGraw Wants to Steal Your Gun
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Feed the Bearded Dragon
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Chris Hemsworth on the Future of Him with Marvel
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Tree Falls on the Chairlift
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Hilary Duff in a See Through at Coachella
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Robert Pattinson Dancing at Coachella
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