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Katy Perry’s Ass of the Day
Katy Perry’s Ass of the Day
Ziegler or Zegler Tits at the Same Event of the Day
Ziegler or Zegler Tits at the Same Event of the Day
Livvy Dunne’s Ass on Media day of the Day
Livvy Dunne’s Ass on Media day of the Day
Victoria Justice’s Titties on Press Day of the Day
Victoria Justice’s Titties on Press Day of the Day
Charli XCX Spitting Like a Porn Bitch of the Day
Charli XCX Spitting Like a Porn Bitch of the Day

2015

28

Apr

Jessica Simpson Tit of the Day

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Jessica Simpson posted this picture of her holding a baby…and I noticed that she was showing off a little cleavage and figured that if I am pathetic enough to notice the cleavage, while not even being as pathetic as you, despite making my life about this nonsense, even though I don’t care…while you’re here…and I know you care…even about Jessica Simpson, some washed up, 90s, pop country star who went on to be a half retard on tv…but who throughout it all…though thick and thin…her first husband didn’t ride it out with her…but some other dude did and gave her a bunch of babies…babies that helped generate these tits…because those were the good years in your sad life…

You know, this would be far more interesting….with nipple…or cum dripping off her face..or really anything but whatever..

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2015

28

Apr

THe Sandwich Making Chernobyl Fox of the DayVideos

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I don’t know if this is a coincidence, or if I’ve seen one too many cartoons involving nuclear waste turning animals or humans into freaks with super powers….but I do know that this fox living in radioactive Chernobyl makes me think that he may have a little more to him than just being a fox….as he makes a motherfucking sandwich better than most of you half retards can make a sandwich…as you pick up shit from Subway or the gas station….

It is safe to say, this is a glimpse into the takeover….while we worry about the Singularity and AI -hyper evolved animals are plotting against humans killing them…I’ve seen the Disney movie…

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2015

28

Apr

Bella Thorne Tween Romance of the Day

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People are very concerned about Bella Thorne, because she’s 17 and she’s rumored to be dating a black guy, and the general public doesn’t believe that we’re all god’s people, and I guess the police doesn’t believe that we are all god’s people, possibly because their is no god, but surprisingly, the most racist of people believe that there is a god…and white dudes that hate the idea of their white girls getting railed by huge black dick, even though hip hop is trendy, and all these young starlets are about that life…

I did a little intense research / clicked his instagram and saw this email…so instead of writing shit about her being violated, polluted, over, disgusting…or that you’d never get with her cuz she’s been tainted…you can send him an email…

shammaurice@gmail.com

I personally think everyone is fucking dirty, and whether a girl fucks black dicks, white dicks, even little asian dicks…she’s still a whore to me…not that there is anything wrong with being a whore…I’ll still like your whore pussy…and think you’re a whore…probably without calling you a whore…but tasting that you’re a whore…mainly because no one uses condoms anymore and AIDS will make a comeback…but also because it is the porn generation and these kids are perverts….

So unless I’m dealing with the under 10 partner girl who doesn’t exist…I’m less concerned about what’s been in her than putting myself in her…

Either way, Bella Thorne isn’t even 18, you shouldn’t care about anything she’s doing – you weird fucks..

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2015

28

Apr

Camille Rowe for S Moda of the Day

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Camille Rowe is a model who normally poses topless…but I figure if you can’t get her topless you might as well get her in a bikini…even if that bikini is barely erotic…

She is a hot and not just because she is normally totally down with getting naked, and really why wouldn’t she be, she’s a fucking model..that is kind of her job…

It is the key tool she’s got in her model toolbox, you know cuz using anything but that is like hiring a hooker to play cards with you, or a carpenter to empty your fucking dishwasher…you see sure they can do it…but why the fuck would you want them to.

That said, she’s still a babe…even in a boring bikini shoot…for S Moda

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2015

28

Apr

Myla DalBesio for TUSH of the Day

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Myla DalBesio is a size 10 model, which is considered plus size, who I’ve never heard of, but who was at one point in time Miss Teen Wisconsin…back when she was 16…she’s done a bunch of random shoots, is apparently an artist, and like all artists..at least all people I accept as artists…she’s rocking a bush, even though bush is as trendy in the hipster world as bald pussy was 5 years ago…that doesn’t take away from the fact that I fucking love bush….and that this spread for TUSH…may not be as spread as I like….even though she’s a fat girl…but it’s as hairy as I like…and that’s normally enough for me…especially in this no bush being the norm horrible world…

Myla DalBesio…is hot…and I hate fat chicks…I guess she’s a good fat…if only model plus sized applied to real life plus sized…because she’s hardly as fat as Kate Upton…who isn’t considered a plus sized model…and she’s no where near real fat chicks who only model for BBW fetish sites…because they pay in donuts..

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2015

28

Apr

Iza Goulart Fitness of the DAy

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Here’s a little Iza Goulart showing her ripped fucking stomach as she jumps around to Kris Kross, since that song only just came out in Brazil, or maybe because she’s a funny little brazilian and this is her Brazilian sense of humor…even though real brazilian sense of humor comes into play when the chick you’ve been dancing with pulls out her boner that is bigger than your dick when you get her back to your hotel and you’re forced to decide whether to finish off the blowjob she started or if it is more gay when you know she has a dick than when she was doing it with her dick tucked in her panties…

Not that Iza is that kind of Brazilian…but she may be…and her abs aren’t really telling much of a different story…here she is…

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2015

28

Apr

Francia Raisa Flexing of the Day

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You may not know who Francia Raisa is, maybe you didn’t see Bring It On 47: All or Nothing, or The Cutting Edge 3: Chasing the Dream, since The Cutting Edge 1 and 2 just didn’t inspire you enough to see a third one…

Maybe you don’t watch the Secret Life of the American Teenager, even though they gave me a shout out, at least I think they did…Unless they know another Jesus Martinez, I mean there are millions of us…

But Francia Raisa is still a person…not a very famous person…but a person who matters enough that we notice her half naked and flexhing….because even if I don’t care about sports bra…I care about tits..and the two come hand in hand…and she’s more butch than Olympian Bruce Jenner…which isn’t saying much.

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2015

28

Apr

Alexis Ren Behind the Scenes of the Day

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Alexis Ren is an aggressive, hungry, 18 year old instagram model with millions of followers…who has pretty much gone viral…because she has a boyfriend who produces great content of her ass…even softcore porn content of her ass…who will be very upset when she dumps him for Bieber…in a dude’s too young to realize how these opportunist girls work….they just use you until they’ve exhausted your resources…only to take their hotness to another guy…

So as millions of Americans watch the cute couple in their slutty pics..because the girl is hot…she’s out there plotting her next move to really matter in this instagram model world…and if that means by sucking off Leo or other people…then that’s just what she has to do…leaving her boyfriend with a valuable lesson he could have learned in hip hop and that is the hoes, especially egotistacal ones…ain’t loyal..

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2015

28

Apr

Sarah Hyland Does Kim Kardashian of the Day

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Sarah Hyland went to the White House Correspondents dinner because she’s an important celebrity…up in the ranks of other celebs who were also in attendence…like Irina Shayk…someone who I don’t even think is American…but who may have a work Visa…thanks to buying one using some guy she prostituted herself to…not that a Russian spy distracting the country with her hotness is what this post is about…this post is about how Sarah Hyland is transitioning into Kim Kardashian…as KIm Kardashian is transitioning into a supporter of her stepfather who is not drunk, but rather transitioning to being a woman…like all great Olympic athletes do…

What I am trying to say is…why the fuck does Sarah Hyland look like Kim Kardashian…

That’s all I am trying to say…


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2015

28

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is something magical about being the guy in the room who no one wants to give cocaine too, because they are scared it is going to put me over the edge and give me a heart attack thanks to my obesity…and that magical thing…is never getting free coke…which probably works out best for me, as I can’t afford my titty and booze addiction, especially in this sad, divided, cops killing criminals becoming a race war, because the government wants to distract you from their watching your every fucking move….

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….

Student Schooled by Teacher in Rap Battle…..
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Mariah Carey of the Day…
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Baltimore Protests….Happening All Over…
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Jon Jones is Crazy….
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Boobs of TV
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Irina Shayk in a Slutty Dress at White House…What…
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Haley King Kissing Trophy
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Dude Cuts Cards in Half….
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Old Hoes….
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Party Tricks
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Bets You Will Always Win
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Maria Menounos Side Cleavage…
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More on the Riots….
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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Chrissy Teigen Cleavage….
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Hilary Duff Skin in Shape….
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Bike Thief Gets Karma
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Barry Zito Wife!!!
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Selfie Babes
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Colin Farrell Hasn’t Dated in Four Years..
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