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2015

08

Apr

Kate Hudson Ass Flash of the Day

Kate Hudson’s ass has probably been seen by thousands of men…right before they stuck their dicks in her…I mean…when she was at her prime, it was her best feature, and who knows it might still be….I don’t really spend much time analyzing Goldie Hawn’s daughter…even though anal with her is probably great…thanks to her ass still being tight enough to grip your cock…while her pussy…just isn’t…

So seeing her bending over, showing a little ass cheek is almost exciting to those of us into really dirty girls…more importantly…when they are famous, celerbrity rich kids, and have driven dudes to attempt suicide…because they are so toxic…

It’s one of those, I bet she doesn’t even notice her ass is being flashed…it has no more sensation from overuse…or maybe…she knows exactly what she’s doing…because she called the paparazzi…it’s good for PR….

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2015

08

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski for Jonathan Leder of the Day

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Photographer Jonathan Leder shot Emily Ratajkowski before she was famous for being naked in a music video….you know back when she was a busty young model who was allegedly having sex with Kanye West while trying to get a career together…by getting naked…in photoshoots…because her body was awesome…and still is….

He released a book with her images…via his publishing company IMPERIAL PUBLISHING and these are some of the pics circulating…featuring pics of her probably from before she went viral for being naked in a music video…

I figure people like this kind of thing…so here it is..whether it is fashion, art, erotica, softcore porn…it is amazing.

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2015

08

Apr

Joanna Krupa’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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Joanna Krupa has always been a bottom feeder looking for attention. I think I first heard about her in the early 2000s when she was getting featured in Maxim and FHM and the other men’s magazines before the internet really took off….because she was hot….and probably affordable…

I assume she worked she turned 30, panicked, realized that being a sugar baby wasn’t rewarding enough, and that her modeling wasn’t paying the fucking bills, so she got up on some Dancing with the Stars shit, and made a career out of it…leveraged that to sugar babying for a TV show about Sugar Babies…taking her to another level of fame….because of that TV stamp of approval…and now…that show’s been cancelled and she’s back to figuring out how to get noticed, and I guess hard nipples is a good enough start…I mean it got me talking about Joanna KRupa and I don’t give a fuck about her…so maybe other people who don’t care…will start to care…who knows…

I just know she’s looking for attention…because that’s what she does…and even crazier…this is from a movie she is in…a fucking movie…reminding us that there is no talent or quality in Hollywood anymore..they’ll cast anyone.

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2015

08

Apr

Hailey Baldwin for L’Officiel Netherlands of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin was rumored to be Bieber’s girlfriend back when she was 17….

She’s the cousin of the Kendall Jenner wannabe Ireland Baldwin, who due to her big bones can’t get the love as a model she wanted…so instead turned ot a black rapper chick to get love…

She’s the daughter of Stephen Baldwin, and luckily some groupie, possible immigrant model from some obscure country looking for a greencard…because she doesn’t look like Stephen Baldwin..on some Barnie Rubble shit…but instead looks amazing…for some obscure market fashion magazine…

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2015

08

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Getting Into Cars of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger was the main Pussycat Doll, back when the Pussycat Dolls were a thing, a thing that were in retrospect ridiculous…some dance troop gang of strippers turned pop act that reminded us that being a pop act didn’t take much…

She was the one that was confused for being a dude…thanks to her strong broad muscular shoulders, hard face..and/or possible penis…

Well, now she’s using her dance abilities to get into cars wearing something I guess she bought at the sex shop, because that’s just the kind of tranny she is…and what it comes down to is….who gives a fuck about Nicole Scherzinger…unless this is a video of her getting her dick sucked…I’m not down..and even if it was…I wouldn’t be down…trannies scare me.

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2015

08

Apr

Keri Russell Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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Keri Russell is in a bikini…

She is Felicity and she is making a comeback because she’s on some TV show that she gets naked on…

Making her fans that loved her when she was in her late 20s…who probably still have the DVD box set wrapped in their DVD collection next to their star wars toys pretty fucking excited….because they knewwhen they staged that fake wedding in their mom’s basement with a model they made of her out of their sperm…that she’d be back..

While the rest of us just see a 40 year old trying to hard, post pregnancy, to be relevant again…who looks alright in a bathing suit…because she’s in a bathing suit…and sometimes that’s enough.

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2015

08

Apr

Bar Refaeli Still Models of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is old, tired, expired…

But these pictures are lit well, shot well, and photoshopped well, so that you can’t see the years of being in the sun / being cummed on by Leonardo DiCaprio back when he first invested in the Victoria’s Secret model program…

She’s pretty much disappeared, she went back to Israel to let her big tits take a breather from the hard life of luxury she was living…and I guess those batteries are recharged, she’s back in the game, and she’s older…richer…still getting sleazy for the tail end of her career…make that money…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2015

08

Apr

For Love & Lemons Bridal Lingerie of the Day

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For Love & Lemons released this campaiugn promoting their bridal collection, which is nice because you know the model they used is some babe and not your wife, or really anyone’s wife..

I figure it is because wedding showers, or bridal showers, or whatever the fuck they are called require gifts, and the natural gift would be lingerie, so why not sell themed lingerie for people to spend their money on when looking for gifts…when really no husband wants to see their wife in lingerie,especially not on their wedding night when they just sold their soul to the deveil…and no wife wants to wear lingerie for her husband on their wedding night, because she’s just stole his fucking soul…unless of course she’s excited by her win…and more importantly..wants to feel sexy before it’s too late with the whole getting knocked up and fat and comfortable and shit…

Posted in:Campaign

2015

08

Apr

Cute Australian Models by Janneke Storm of the Day

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Their names are Kristina and SUZY …I am going to assume they are Australian models, because that’s what I want to do, even if they aren’t Australian models….they are being shot by janneke Storm who is a photographer out of Australia….

Now I am pretty into Australian girls, because for the most part, at least the ones I see on the internet and not the toothless backwoods crocodile hunting ones…or the white trash in the trailer park with no teeth and bad leathery skin ones….are fucking hot, fun, like to party and most importantly, put out…

So I’m all for looking at pics of them being cute for whatever the fuck this is, because it’s better than buying a plane ticket only to realize that everything you ever dreamt of Australian girls was a lie…they aren’t cool and down to fuck while drunk…in fact, like Americans they are disgusted by you too…

Posted in:Photos

2015

08

Apr

Sofia Vergara for Vanity Fair of the DAy

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Sofia Vergara makes me laugh because she went from Colombian border jumper, who may not have really jumped the border, but who was a single mother who ended up in Miami at a very young age, and was forced to fend for herself, even though I assume she comes from Money to begin with, as there is money in Colombia…where she’f rom….

But she’s now the highest paid talent on TV, that every over 30 actor who hasn’t made it, of every ethnicity, references when you aske who’s career they want…

It’s like from zero to fucking hero, and all it took was awesome tits and the right strategic moves…that I assume involve no gag reflex…because why the fuck else would she end up at the top when so many other Hisapnic imports end up as chambermaids…

It just doesn’t make sense, but she’s topless in Vanity Fair…and that could be glimpse of where it all began…a little book ending…or something…