Ava Sambora is Richie Sambora, who just got in trouble for threatening to kill his assistant ,or girlfriend, or who the fuck knows…he’s in Bon Jovi, rich as fuck and was married to Heather Locklear, the model actress but most importantly, the rock groupie in the 90s, which ended with more than a case of herpes, but a marriage, a divorce settlement, and probably a pretty exciting life, that ugly girls never get to experience….

Well, it also ended with Ava Sambora, who is a young model, 16 or 17, that has been producing some pics on her instagram from her trip that she went with both parents on in Bora Bora…that involve a 16 or 17 year old in a bikini, and although having sex with 16 or 17 year olds is illegal…as is erotica featuring 16 or 17 year old girls, unless you’re Victoria’s Secret in the 90s, or the producer of Blue Lagoon….you shouldn’t look at this sexually, but instead cross reference it to any girl you’ve got with who has been over 20, because that’s usually around the time they all fall apart….

All this to say, I wonder how many other kids he has floating around the world thanks to groupies, but more importantly, I predict a lot of good things to come with this celebrity kid…thanks to social media…and daddy issues and all that having too much access to money, and parents too into themselves to pay attention – I beleive…

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