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2015

13

Apr

Ariana Grande Tongue of the Day

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I don’t know why, but every time I see anything Ariana Grande, all I see is some brat who had serious fucking stage parents, that conditioned her into this money making performer, and I guess it worked for the family, because she’s making bank….like she was Selena…a border jumper with a dancing monkey of a baby to bring in the sympathizers as to not get the whole family deported….

Here she is singing Whitney Houston with David Foster….and all I nsee is some brad who has been trained so aggressively by “her people”…because her parents had a fucking dream…

She creeps me the fuck out, but at least she doesn’t wear pants….because when you’ve got a body and don’t wear pants…whether you’re a creepy robot muppet with a bad attitude or not….you’re ok by me…and I am not just saying that because she lets big black cock destroy her vagina…

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2015

13

Apr

Pornstar Carter Cruise’s Porn Horror Story of the Day

Carter Cruise is an EDM superstar….but she’s also a very committed pornstar…who has done so many porn scenes in the year or two that she’s been doing porn…because that’s how porn works these days…just bang them out…

I am friendly with her since meeting at random porn events I sneak into, even though I fucking hate porn, don’t watch porn, and think porn has destroyed romance…now that everyday girls everywhere want to be punched in the face and throat fucked by huge cock, instead of just wanting to make love…like ladies…

Which I guess means porn isn’t that bad, but it definitely isn’t that interesting, but interesting enough to make a generation fucked, literally and figuratively when it comes to sex…

She was asked what her porn horror story was, and her answer involves anal sex inspired colonic….and the whole delivery of the story is pretty amazing…especially when you cross reference it to all the anal scenes she’s done.

I’m a fan…of her and her Porn Horror Story..and in case you didn’t realize it…it’s all about me.

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2015

13

Apr

Drake and Madonna Make Out of the Day

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Madonna was clever enough to use her opportunity to be on stage with Drake, who is the number one rapper in the USA apparently,to stage a viral stunt, or viral meme, or just transference of a virus…on stage at Coachella…

I don’t think anything Madonna does is sexually exciting, even when she tries to suck the soul out of the best selling artists she’s managed to get on stage ith…

I do think Drake’s expression after this happens, of disgust, like “an old as fuck bitch with great tits just fucking mouth kissed me, I better play this off as EWWW GIRLS and not shove my dick down her throat cuz she’s Madonna, and I’m trying to be an authentic black man not a neurotic Jewish man who hates germs I probably am, because being half black was just a sales tactic to make that Jewish boss money…”….

If you know what I mean..and if you don’t, here’s the video of what some would consider a terrible nightmare…attack of the too old to be a cougar…trying to stay relevant..and it worked…because it’s the biggest story today…

From Instagram:

If that doesn’t interest you – Here’s some Vintage Madonna Nudes…

Posted in:Madonna

2015

13

Apr

Boyfriend Kids Girl Out Naked and Other Videos of the Day

“You Gonna Hurt Your Twat”…

Drunk Woman Abuses Cop at IHOP

MOM of the Day

They Say Chinese People Are Bad Drivers…

Cop Doesn’t Like Gang Tatoo- REALLY ROUGH TO WATCH

Teen Sucker Punches a Cop

Almost an Accident of the Day

Cyclist Hit by a Semi Truck

Kid Gets Kicked by a Camel

Knockout of the Day

Manhole Cover Explosion…

Central American Gang Mmeber Crying

Girl VS NYPD

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2015

13

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes you wake up…and sometimes you don’t…today is a day that I woke up…which is probably a bad thing for some of you who want me dead…but I good thing for me…since I’m not done drinking…

I would say I have a Coachella, MTV Movie Award hangover, but this hangover is more of a street hooker who tasted like cigarettes and broke dreams hangover…

Here are some morning links at lunch time, because it is morning to the unemployed….

Cute Girl’s Plastic Surgery Evolution to an Adult Star
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Kendall Jenner Got Amber Rose Kicked Out of a Coachella Party
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Bai Ling is Amazing
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The Girls of Coachella
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Nelly Travels with Meth
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Prankster Pretends to Be Arresed in Front of Mom
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Charlie Riina is Amazing
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Today in Selfies
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The First Trailer of Ant Man
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2015

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is Coachella weekend…so be prepared for your facebook feed, no matter where you live to be filled up with Coachella pictures, because I guess everyone goes to Coachella…they save up all year for this experience…

I’ll be having my own coachella, only instead of bands on stage, hipsters…or mainstream hipsters…who shop at Urban Outfitters…I’ll be listening to my fat wife’s sleep apnea…which is music to my ears, at least everytime she stops breathing for more than 30 seconds…

Here are some stepLINKS…while I drink

Jaden Smith in a Dress
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Girls in Glasses
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Topless Model of the Day
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Jimmy Fallon and Kevin James are the Worst
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Charlotte McKinney Has a Great Body and that’s about it..
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Bieber and Young Girls in Bikinis…
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Slut of the Day
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More Bella Thorne
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Brad Pitt – Dad Core
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Pregnant Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Some Random You’ve Never Heard Of’s Side Tits
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More Charlotte McKinney
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Jared Leto as the Joker
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Anja Rubik Cleavage
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Madonna Does Stand Up
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Bella Thorne at Coachella
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Vanishing Food at the Drive Through
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Sofia Vergara See Through
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Arizona POlice Release Fatal Brawl Video
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Jessica Biel Made Her Baby
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Prince Jackson Just Secured Some of His Trustfund
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Kate Hudson in Jeans
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Jennifer Lopez and Her Big Ass
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Rumer Willis Has Great Ass
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Fame Whore Ass Flash
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Jaden Smith Wears Girls Clothes
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Girls Who ARen’t Wearing Bras
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Girls Who Want you to Cheat on Your Boyfriends on Spring Break
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Justin Beiber May Go to Jail
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Emma Stone and Joaquin in a Movie
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Random Big Tits
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Free live sex without credit card
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WTF tits
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Thanks for Being Naked
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12 Minutes of Masturbating…
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So Many Ho Naked girls
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ANother Hot Nude Model….
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Some Naked Girl in Water…
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10 Nude Stars..
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Naked and Masturbating Together
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

11

Apr

Kendall Jenner, Bieber and Hailey Baldwin do Coachella of the Day

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If you didn’t have a reason to go to Coachella this year, book your flight now, because Bieber is there and as you know, anywhere Bieber is, is the place to fucking be…because he’s not a cheesy, popstar or anything….he is the embodiment of all things cool..and I guess these young, rich, celebrity, it-girls in bikini tops are too…

I guess what it comes down to is that as a 45 year old man….why the fuck am I posting this? Seriously..I should be filing my taxes or going to my kid’s high school graduation or fasting for my colonscopy….or some shit that other 45 year olds who have never heard of any of these idiots because they don’t pollute their lives with pop culture nonsense and focus on what is important….cheating on their wives and paying the mortgage….

Either way, here are the pics…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

11

Apr

Kate Upton Photoshoot for Vogue of the Day

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Kate Upton is in Vogue because she’s a fashion model, or maybe because she’s a viral sensation, who had big boobs that went viral, back when she was young and the rest of her hadn’t caught up to them tits, only to have maximized that window of opportunity, now that the rest of her has caught up to her tits…

I guess the good news, is that thanks to modern technology, there is photoshop…

Here are the pics…for Vogue…by Testino…she looks hot…

Here is the video…where you can see how fat she actually is…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2015

11

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Nice Shirt of the Day

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Kyle Jenner is at Coachella…apparently with her older, black boyfriend, and as it turns out…she’s wearing a pretty appropriate bikini top that I can assume her mother styled for her, because, well….she’s a Kardashian and that in and of itself comes default with a “LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME”….billboard across her nipples…thanks for that…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2015

11

Apr

Lucy Hale for National Sibling Day of the Day

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I don’t really follow Pretty Little Liar Lucy Hale’s career…I just know that she’s pretty famous because of her very popular show….

But I do support her National Siblings Day handstand…so that the world can see her ass as it works against gravity…or more importantly…as she slaps her sister’s ass for Natonal Siblings Day, whoich for someone with a fetish is a good enough thing….no matter who you are, what you do for a living, or whether you’re famous or not…so slap that sister ass…

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