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2015

19

Mar

Kate Upton Surf Video of the Day

I didn’t know that Kate Upton could surf. I guess it would make sense, or be a good excuse for why she was always in a bikini, I mean before being too fat for a bikini, and too fat to work as a model, and too fat for even people who like fat girls to are about her, despite her fat sloppy tits, because fat girls and fat tits….kind of come together…like you and all your friends in your circle jerk…homo.

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2015

19

Mar

Jessica Hart Picking her Scabby Ass of the Day

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Jessica Hart is a model, she was a famous a few years ago she did Victoria’s Secret and shit like that, but her smartest and most important move was dating Stavros, the Greek shipping billionaire, who you may remember as Paris Hilton’s ex boyfriend, who has rolled through thousands of hot girls, thanks to being a billioniare, one of those weirdo rich people who probably also fucks dudes, since it is challenging, leaving Jessica Hart, likely Herpes infected, but then again, any Australian who moved to LA, to model and date Billionaires, probably had that LA strain long before any Stavros got into the picture…but it’s nice to look at her ass and imagine it being scabby thanks to Paris Hilton’s designer strain…it just makes these pics all the more gutter and trashy…like all these people are…and by people I mean.. hot as fuck gold digging, opportunist Australians with a dream…

Because we’re all allowed to have dreams…even when they come with herpes if I need to…I just close my eyes and pretend they aren’t their…and that rough patch of skin is just from the winter air…

Here’s her ass flash..I am a fan…but you can just search her name on the site and see her naked…that’s the thing with models…they are all naked in pics…out there…

Posted in:Jessica Hart

2015

19

Mar

Toni Garrn for TUSH Magazine of the DAy

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The highlight of Toni Garrn’s career was when she was rumored to have had her asshole filled with Leonardo DiCaprio – but I am going to assume, based on her German roots, and Leonardo’s Homosexuality despite his attempts to cover it up, that the asshole that was filled was in fact Leonardo DiCaprio…it is called pegging and people dig it..and girls do it…especially if it promises great PR for your future modeling career…

That said, I dont’ think she’s still with Leonardo DiCaprio as his beard, Victoria’s Secret, who he clearly has equity in, has probably funnelled a lot more girls to him, but that doesn’t mean that Toni Garrn doesn’t matter, she’s tall and actually looks like a model, which is nice to see in this instagram generation of short useless girls getting famous, when all I want to stare at is something a little more long and traditional…

She’s in this TUSH magazine, showing some strategic nudity, unfortunately no nipples but who needs nipples when you can just google porno clips…or ask a girl on tinder to come over to sit on your face..

All this shit is obsolete, but she still looks good…my only issue with it is that to me a magazine called TUSH should be about spread assholes…or even just bare asses…I want more ass TUSH…stop your lies…they hurt me and are tearing our family apart…

Posted in:Toni Garrn

2015

19

Mar

Cara Delevingne Proves that Acting Requires No Talent of the Day

Cara Delevingne puts on her American accent because she’s a Brit…for some new movie that I didn’t bother paying attention the the name of, because I don’t actually care, I just like being reminded that acting requires zero to no skill, despite what actors tell you, because if the world knew that playing make-belief was a fucking scam that pays really well, then it would lower their value, and thus lower their pay, so keeping it a closed circuit rather than an open market is the strategy from everyone involved..

The good news is that thanks to the internet, you don’t need the studios anymore, fuck em, go make your own movie and become the next Cameron Diaz, you don’t need to be Cara Delevinge, or to be an it girl…because anyone can do this bullshit…you just have to be a big enough asshole to do it….

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2015

19

Mar

Hilary Duff Has Blue Hair of the Day

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There is something about celebrity hair scandals that make me laugh. I get that the whole reason these people exist is because the general public take a vested interest in them and make them important figures for whatever reason, all because they were on TV or in shitty movies, leading to a life of what is this person up to, and who is that person dating, and really the whole thing is pathetic on all of your part…and more so…pathetic on my part because I follow this shit, to make fun of this shit, because I feel we are all doomed and I blame popculture for that…but I’ve come to terms with my level of pathetic…and still I can’t figure out how Hilary Duff dying her hair blue in her midlife recently divorced scientologist crisis…is news…

Blogs are wriitng about it, people are freaking out, ravers and hipsters are like “we were doing htis 3 years ago even the jenners did it already, where the fuck was Hilary Duff in all this, oh right, being a married mom pushing 30″…

I mean if anyone is talking about this, it should be about how the trend is officially dead, old ladies are up on it, like it was Facebook…

But instead…they think it’s awesome..and unless you’ve got a fetish for blue haired Disney Stars that are rich, but still washed up…and this talks directly to your penis..and you can’t control yourself…you have no excuse for bringing this bullshit up…

TO SEE A BUNCH OF HILARY DUFF LOOKING HOT PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2015

19

Mar

Paulina is the Naked Canadian Model for Cameron Davis of the Day

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The world is filled with models. I mean every city and small town you go to has at least one girl rocking the selfie game, or setting up photoshoots with her friend who has a camera, all in efforts of being the next Kate Moss, or Kate Upton, or in some cases Jenna Jameson…

Sure there are still agencies, there are still castings, but the jobs are all booked based on social media and agencies will book pretty much anyone…

Not to mention, the jobs don’t even pay that much anymore, unless you are famous, so you might as well build that online presence as aggressively as possible and what better way to do that than to shoot with photographers who have a bigger Audience than you…

Every once in a while, a talent breaks through, who after I see naked, looks the fucking part and has the potential for greatness, and not just because she’s got great tits but because she’s not a trashy fame whore gold digging her way through instagram…

That said, this “me” society, where people take their future into their own hands, build their own celebrity, and try to either get youtube or instagram famous, producing content to keep the audience engaged…is a good thing…especially when shit gets artistic and naked…

Her name is Paulina and I think I love her…

Posted in:Paulina

2015

19

Mar

Woman Smoking on a Plane and Other Videos of the Day

Topless Girl in Thailand

Passenger Lights Bus on Fire

Dude ALmost Got Smashed

Don’t Walk on Cranes…

Dude Jerking Off on Motorcycle

Brazilian Police Motorcycle Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

19

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The biggest dramatic curve going on in my life is that two 18 year old babes right swiped me on tinder over the last two weeks, I’ve been chatting them up and I eventually went to each of their instagrams, only to find out that they are best friends….who do everything together…which would have been hot if everything included sitting on my face, but instead they just busted me for my “Cut and Paste” lines I send everyone on my tinder because I am a fucking robot with no time to waste on people from the internet…

The fact that is my biggest dramatic curve, other than my miserable existence…is pretty pathetic for a 40 something year old person..but I guess having 18 year olds fight over you is good even if they are interent 18 year olds which probably means 55 year old obese dude up on some Catfish…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning / mid afternoon / I don’t fucking know what time it is…I guess it is the internet so there is no time…

Hot Girls on Bikes
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Handcuffed White Man Rums from Cops as Black Guy is Tased
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Eva Mendes Blames Sweatpants for Divorce
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Fishing for Pirhannas…. I don’t know how to Spell Pirahanas…But Kelly Brook Does, it is the only Movie She’s got..
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Cameltoe of the Day
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Kylie Jenner Wants to do Playboy for her 18th Birthday – Obviously
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Big Ass in a Bikini
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Shut the Fuck Up James Franco
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Creepy Dad WHo Makes Millions of the Day
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Woman Lights a Cigarette on the Plane
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Girls never believe when I write things like

“you’re a washed up, overweight, pile of shit, gold digging hooker, with bad tits and a haggard horse face, on some quest to suck the right dick to possibly make you relevant or pregnant so you never have to work again….because you’re a hooker bottom feeding your way to the middle..DIE”….

And blame in on Autocorrect….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Bar Paly is Awesome
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Madonna Tongues a Bieber
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Big tits in a Bra
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Rachel Hilbert Bikini
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Prank Caller Livens Up C-Span
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Topless Latina
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College Ass!
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Emma Watson – Lesbian Shirt
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Selena Gomez Tit
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Charlie Riina is Amazing
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Kelly Brook Being Basic in Hollywood
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Rachel Hilbert Bikini
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Clips from the New Game of Thrones
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I Want to Anal Sex Amanda Seyfried
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass is Hysterical
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Princess Rap Battle is Some Weirdness
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23 Hollywood Extras Who Forgot How to Act for a Minute
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Iggy Azalea is a Crazy Person
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Slut of the Day
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Fame Whore Showing Some Nipple
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Nick Cannon Fucks a babe…
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Some Cleavage Pics of Girls…Showing Cleavage
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Big Sean Loves Arianna Grande’s Billion Dollar Pussy
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Scott Disick Getting High in Rehab
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Hot Girls at the Beach
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GIGI Hadid for Victoria’s Secret
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Journalists Who Were Caught Lying
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Braless for St Patrick’s Day
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The Cast of Pretty Woman Got Together Again
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Gwyneth Patlrow Thinks She is the Common Woman
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Brooke Shields Nipples are the Best
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Gwen Stefani Tight Pants
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Drunk DUde Impales Himself on a Fence
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Marky Mark Wife in a Bikini
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Irina Shayk for Bebe
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The Cutest Dogs Dressed as Superheroes
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Naked Booty in the East Village
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So Many Asian Girls
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Trump is Running for President
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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THE COMPLETE JENNIFER LAWRENCE LEAKED PICS GALLERY
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Shailene Woodley Cleavage
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Porn Star Watergun fight
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Girl Flashes in the Library
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Chrissy Teigen Topless
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Sexy as Fuck Work Out
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Legs for Days
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Man Tries to Prove his Girl isn’t Trans
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Bathtub BOOBS
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Milking Teen….
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St Patrick Day Smut
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Teen in Public…
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

18

Mar

Zoe Kravitz Topless in a Movie of the Day

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This is Zoe Kravitz topless in a movie that I am sure she didn’t get because she is Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet’s Daugther…

The interesting thing about her is that she’s Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet’s daughter…

The other interesting the about her is that most half black people have one black father and one white mother, while this one has two half parents, meaning she’s still half, but 25% from her momma and 25% from her dad…but we can collectively agree was probably raised white as fuck….

Going to all the exclusive parties, but one exclusive party she hasn’t come to yet is my shit hole apartment, which is too bad because I’ve already plastered the walls with Lenny Kravitz posters and put on my Lenny Kravitz cd so that she doesn’t get any idea that I am trying to be friends with her for any other reason other than the fact that she’s Lenny Kravitz’s daughter…and by friends I mean have her sit on my face….

You know, she probably realizes that her art, her hipsterism, her fashion modeling is not because of who she is, but because of who she is thanks to who her parents are and thats probably why all these celebrity kids end up in the gutter, living a life in their parents shadow…fueled by drugs they buy with their trust funds…

That is not to say Zoe Kravitz isn’t a natural talent, or that she’s not a cool girl, or that she’s not worth taking seriously…because she’s showing her tits, and that’s good enough representation of her “talent” to me…

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