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2015

18

Mar

The Fresh Prince of C-Span of the Day

This…is is a solid use of a call in segment of a radio show…the guy, possibly now a legend, assuming people actually watch C-Span…

I can’t handle Fresh Prince of Bel Air references, the theme song or anything, because it is something that happened and took Will Smith from a bankrupted 80s rapper, to a massively rich as fuck A-List celebrity…who annoys me…

But when it is presented to the world on C-Span…it’s good…

If you don’t like that…Here’s Pornstar Karlie Montana Telling a Joke…

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2015

18

Mar

Jaime King’s Pregnancy Pic of the Day

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Jaime King is pregnant again, so she posted a picture of her topless and pregnant in underwear with a sunken in mom ass that may not be exciting to me, but I would still bury my face in it, because there’s something exciting about roll playing as the Abortion doctor, especially with a pregnant girl, because it makes it more authentic….

It may also be exciting to you, as there is a reason Ready to Drop porn exists, and there is a reason why Jaime King exists….has fans…even if I have no real idea who she is…but fell like I remember from 10 or 15 years ago, which would make sense because she’s 35, and I only remember girls when they are 20….

I guess, what it comes down to is that she’s not HIV positive from her heroin use at 19, that killed her photographer boyfriend Davide Sorrenti, at the time, before dating Kid Rock…in 2001…only to end up with some Director named Kyle Newman who made an honest enough woman out of her…because if she was HIV positive, she probably wouldn’t be making babies, even though it is not a death sentence and technology allows for no mother to baby transmission…

Not that that has anything to do with a babe, actress and model, ex heroin addict turned mom…posing like this…or maybe it has everything to do with it…either way here are the pics…

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2015

18

Mar

Charlotte McKinney is a Scam for Buffalo Jeans of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is getting famous because of her tits. Every time I look at her I feel like she only exists because she walked into the wrong audition at some studio space where a model agency and a porn agency share an elevator…which ended up working in her favor because now she’s on TV…and in campaigns..like Buffalo and Guess..with her massive tits…becasue America loves massive tits…

I don’t find her hot, I don’t find her interesting, the only thing interesting about her is how she escaped a Florida life as a Flordia cocktail waitress, not even in coastal Florida but like interior Florida at some bootleg hooters…to live in LA and be on TV…it is really fascinating…

Even girls I know don’t find her hot, and these are girls who tell me their fat girlfriends are hot, they all question her success while commenting on her horse face…but I guess girls can be bitches…while guys just turn off sound and stare at tits…

An it girl, or an old lady…sloppy body, overrated, who knows..but what I do know is #tits.

TO SEE THIS TRASH AT SOME RED CARPET LOOKING EVENT BECAUSE SHE’S ON TV NOW CLICK HERE

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2015

18

Mar

Kylie Jenner Modeling of the Day

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Kylie Jenner must be a product of her whore mother’s philandering pussy…you know like how the sister, monster Kardashian before all the surgery was OJs daughter…

This one has to be from some other dark colored dude, because she doesn’t look like she came from a Jenner…she doesn’t even look like her all white sister…and I figure, based on Bruce turning himself into a woman, black men were more than welcomed in the bedroom to fuck the mother while he jerked off like it was still the 70s and he was in the locker room before practice…

She’s got more body, she’s targeting the urban market with her tits and booty, and she already fucks 25 year old rappers…I mean…a future of being in music videos, maybe sex tapes, who the fuck knows…it is not like she needds to work, the mom just likes all the money she can get so she has to work…and the baby of the family, is ususally the most screwed up one, thanks to the mom going off the deep end becoming very obsessed with this TV show and montetization shit…it’s like her life as a gold digger finally has a purpose thanks to all her little back-up plans she had along the way to guarantee her child support…there are so many of them…how can one vagina do that much…

Either way…here is Kylie doing some shoot, showing tit, for money…and attention as this family tends to do…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

18

Mar

Charlie Riina is Amazing at the Beach of the Day

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Her name is CHARLIE RIINA …

I know absolutely nothing about her, but what I do know based on looking at these pics alone, is that she’s come from heaven (I’m assuming eastern europe or russia)…with her massive breasts that I figure if you’re gonna have breasts they might as well be massive…and rockin’ body….for me to stare at….

It seems like she’s done that LA water company, and more importantly that she’s done Playboy, at least that’s what google is telling me…and the nice thing about that is that I can focus on what is important in these pics, then cross reference her nudes, since everyone, even TINDER girls have nudes, in order to bring my orgasm to completion…

I figure…new content, cross-reference with old nudity…makes for a perfect balance for proper masturbation…even if it’s not quite masturbation since I feel nothing but love for her..and my penis is more of an inny than an outty, but you get what I mean…

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2015

18

Mar

Josephine Skriver in Some Legit Victoria’s Secret Softcore of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret makes me laugh….

In the 70s, the Sears Catalog used to have a lingerie section that was the closest thing to porn you could get your hands on if you didn’t have a dad with a stash of Playboys or Penthouse…

The Sears catalog, from what I remember would post girls in semi-sheer underwear and if you looked close enough you could see the shade of a bush or nipple…it was exciting times..

Then Victoria’s Secret happened, and reinvented the lingerie Catalog…I only really remember seeing it in the early 90s, and by then…there was no nipple anywhere, no bush…anywhere…no pussy definition…anywhere…it was the most safe, wholesome underwear catalog in the history of underwear catalog, but the girls they cast were amazing…so it didn’t matter…

Then the Internet happened…Victoria’s Secret seemed dated, but still massive…as people turned to porn, or even nude photoshoots of the models they used…

Then new feminism on the internet happened, as an answer to cyberbullying, that involved but wasn’t limited to attacking people who called girls fat, while getting naked…to free the nipple…

Which led to Victoria’s Secret being attacked for air brushing a woman’s part out of a sheer outfit…because to Feminists that means that they were saying nipple was bad…and you cant’t tell feminists anything because they’ll go crazy…

So now, they’ve decided to say fuck it to the airbrushing..so the nipple and pussy definition, they’re models and photogs are doing this already without them, might as well get on board…which is a good thing..

Especially when it involes Oiling up a girl…

From super generic crap…to softcore erotica…with not much in between…good job Victoria’s Secret on being progressive…I am a fan.

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

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2015

18

Mar

Paris Hilton Gives Barbie Herpes in this Terrifying Shoot of the Day

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We can all agree that Paris Hilton is a pile of shit of a person…

We can all agree that she has been relating or channeling Barbie since she brought her annoying self to the mainstream by getting fucked on camera…

We can all agree that she is a has been who never was, even if she’s still making more money than ever, thanks to the world being retarded and unaware of how to make people fall off and disappear, especially when said person is rich as fuck, hangs out with people who are rich as fuck, and will always be int he “right” places…

She’s still garbage, whether she’s mastered manipulating the retards of the world for profit…But more importantly, her bird face isn’t even hot or interesting, she’s just skinny and connected and I guess..that in and of itself is enough…

I mean, I should give her some credit, she’s blocked me off social media which is kind of funny considering I never bother with her, but more importantly, the whore fucks on camera…and exposes herself and that’s a good thing no matter who is doing it..

WHat isn’t a good thing is this fucking shoot where she’s been cast as Barbie, if anything it is offensive and Mattel should sue the whore…make her license that shit…bankrupt her…anything is possible and sometimes dreams do come true…just not my dreams…

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2015

18

Mar

Brooke Shield’s Horrible Surf Porn of the Day

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When I think of surf babes, I don’t think of Brooke Shields, in fact, when I think of anything I don’t think of Brooke Shields, and really the only semi-interesting thing about Brooke Shields is that she was naked in a Hollywood movie when she was 14, sexualized at a young age, before they expected her to fill out, broaden, and pretty much become a man…not because I like girls who are sexualized at a young age, I find young girls annoying…but because I like the idea of the mainstream producer perversions…like the people at Disney being exposed, even celebrated by the same people who will call me a pornographer for posting pics of her hard nipples…

All this to say, surfing has the allure, people in the cold dream about being surfers, looking at surf girl asses from being athletic and in half squat all fucking day…and never…do they think of some beast….sea monster…hard nippled or not crawling out of the fucking ocean…

But at the same time….hard nipples in a surf shirt…are awesome…and outweigh Brooke Shield’s muscle mass in relevance…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Brooke Shields

2015

18

Mar

The Naked Chef of the Day

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Some girl from Argentine did such a basic video of her cooling “topless”…and it apparently went completely viral. I watched 10 seconds of it, because that is my attention span when it comes to pretty much anything and everything, including but not limited to going down on girls and/or eating their asses, because I’ve seen it all before…

I just like that we as a society, on an international level, are so fucking basic, it’s like all it takes is a decent girl strategically topless to get known…

Meanwhile, in LA, so many girls are struggling and “thirst” trapping…when all it really takes is a vidographer with a basic idea and basic editing skills..

Step your game up fame whores, every last one of you could have been this girl…it really doesn’t take much…

Let me be your life coach…

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2015

18

Mar

Christina Milian & Karrueche Tran Classy for Instagram of the Day

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You know a mom is classy when she is distributing pictures of her ass in a bikini with a shot glass balancing on it…even if it isn’t her ass but her friends ass… to her pretty massive audience thanks to being on TV and a pop star many years ago…

It is up on some Jersey Shore, Spring Break hustle, that is a little more caramel colored than orange…

The issue isn’t really that she’s doing this in her spare time, I mean what else is an ex slutty popstar who should have been Nicki Minaj, but who instead scammed her name onto a bunch of songs her baby daddy produced, meaning she’ll be paid hefty residuals for the rest of her life..supposed to do with her time…since she has all the money she needs..but not all the male attention she needs..

All girls like to be ratchet, watched, and masturbated to…but I think if that is really the case…Milian the “look at me” noisemaker, could do better than this…I’m talking spread asshole…

Either way, here she is having fun with Chris Brown’s exx girlfriend…because #whores.

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