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Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Mar

Charlie Riina is Amazing of the Day

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Charlie Riina is the future…..and I think the pictures say enough….

I may have never heard of her before last week, but that doesn’t mean I can’t love her…

I am just going to stare at these and try to figure out what is going on here…and how she’s not famous yet..

I would look her up to figure out her backstory, but I would rather create my own, involving me importing her from some Eastern European country, as my virgin bride, only to start a life together, with babies, and happiness, until she gets picked up by some celebrity who is filming in town, only for me to never see her again, except in the tabloids…that’s the worst fantasy ever….

I should focus my sexual fantaises more on spread ass and internal cumshots, insertion with panties, or luxurious lingerie…or threesomes with other girls or some shit…not on failures..but with thiese pics, it is safe to say that everyone except Charlie is a fucking failure…

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2015

Mar

Porn Stars Do an Irish Riverdance like Lord of the Dance of the Day

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This is one of those – what can’t porn stars do….

They can go from sucking a couple of many dicks in a scene, sometimes putting two into their vagina, even though vaginas only need one dick and the second dick trying to get in it, should realize that that stall is taken, like taking a shit in a public bathroom on some other dude taking a shits lap…

You know…

To this…River Dancing like they were Lord of the Dance, what was his name? Micheal Flately…making for a hysterical, what the fuck is this Irish St Patrick’s Day weirdness..

The porn girls are : Kenna James, Ivy Sherwood, Zoey Monroe, Serena Blair, Ana Foxxx, Jodi Taylor

I’ve never heard of any of them, mainly because porn girls are interchangeable….they just blast them out 200 scenes a year until their vaginas fall out…

But they are still silly, lovely, and Irish As Fuck.

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2015

Mar

Kylie Jenner’s Bra of the Day

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Kylie Jenner has pretty big tits, I don’t know if she was born with them, if they were her 16th birthday gift, or if she’s just on a new pill or even pregnant as the mother and the producers of the show, like Ryan Seacrest, try to figure out what kind of dramatic curve to give these disgusting humans, who essentially collectively sold their souls and any dignity they had out of desperation for attention…that’s what narcissists do….and it fucking worked…

From sex tape, to the final piece of the current family dynamic, at least in the Kim generation….as you know the grandkids are already being trained in how to deal with the media and flash the right amount of nudity to not be a whore like momma/auntie kim…and as much as we hate these people, this family, the people love them..

They have gone from rich kids, to superstars…for no fucking reason…they have turned a sex tape and a few tit flashes and scandals into a billion dollar empire…it’s fucking insane and should give you hope that it doesn’t take much…it just takes positioning…ideally as a urinal to black men…they love that shit…that’s where it all started…no I’m not talking about when she got knocked up by OJ…I’m talking about the other one…

Anyway, here are some teen tits in a bra, that have been fucked by 25 year old rapper dick…because that’s the Worldstar Hip Hop generation…

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2015

Mar

Gigi Hadid in a Bikini of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is one of those rich kids turned models because they spent their life hearing how pretty she was from her dad, who was fucking models, and his friends, who was fucking models, only to throw you into modeli

ng, because it felt good for everyone’s ego…

It’s like why get a job if you don’t need one…trust fund baby…go out there and be hot and skinny…that’s what matters…

Now, I never found this rich kid to be all that hot, but with the right positioning, campaigns, billboards, new tits, thin body…she’s totally started to grow on me…

It’s like pump millions of PR, from Victoria’s Secret, to Guess, to Sports Illustrated…and all of a sudden…bitch morphs into something that doesn’t look quite as downs syndrome retard faced…and more into something I want to fuck with…

Unfortunatley, she fucks with a male popstar you’ve probably never heard of, reminding you just what kind of cheesy fucking girl this is..just no idea what’s up…annoying…the worst…

But good enough bikini body and tits…at least according to every fucker in the industry….right…

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2015

Mar

Dianna Agron Nip Slip of the Day

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Dianna Agron is from Glee, I am sure she’s done other things, because when you’re on Glee, you generally have a fan base and are marketable to casting directors and brands who book you for other shit…

That is not to say that Dianna Agron has any talent, I mean Glee may have been a huge show, but it was equally a shit show, and the people on it were so bad that at least one of them had to kill himself off for hating his existence….

Song and dance motherfucekrs…

The point is that these producers recycle people, so all you have to do is get in the circle, behave, suck dick proper…figuratively and literally, and they’ll just keep using you, as they’ve already invested in creating you…

The real point is that she had a nipple slip….and we love nipples…they feed babies…

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2015

Mar

Kate Hudson Ass at the Beach of the Day

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Kate Hudson is not that hot, but obviously she has some kind of appeal, because she has gone through every single dude in hollywood and entertainment, all while managing to leverage her parents to create some bullshit career that she gets paid amazingly for, since she hit before the industry bottomed out….

Even I was drawn to her in some 1996 article on her mom for Architectural Digest, you know back in my Real Estate Tycoon days…

I thought Kate Hudson is a girl I could probably fuck, if I randomly met her in LA you know never going to be her mom, probably fun to hang with because of her fucked up upbringing….

That was back when I believed anything was possible,before becoming a broken uninspired man, married to a pig, living in hell…you know when you’re in your 20s and think “shit I can be the next Bill Gates, before develop drug, alcohol and prostitute addiction”…..

But still in the back on my mind think, could happen with this one, because she seems to always need a dick to fill her…it is more of a right place, right time situation with this one…

All this to say, she’s probably spoiled, bratty, and awful even in her late 30s…a terrible person who could have been responsible for Zoolander 2 never coming to fruition due to suicide…

But I still can look at her ass and not hate it…but then again..I can look at a ham sandwich and want to fuck it…thanks to my facebook feed..

Here she is at the beach in MALIBU with the dude from Cold Play…because the industry is small and everyone gets passed around…

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2015

Mar

Selena Gomez Tanning from the Right Angle of the Day

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Based on Selena Gomez’s booty pics from the other day, even with her implants to balance out the rest of her, she’s figured out, like all girls on social media, what her best angles are, and her best angle just happens to be her face, with her cheeks being sucked in, in the proper light, with no body to distract that she’s not quite where she needs to be in fitness…

I figure like in all things, just knowing she’s laying out in the sun by the pool in her rich person house, because she lives in LA and is always on Vacation, is enough to get off to…I mean just look at that lighting…is that the “Hudson” filter or is it “Valencia”…

Fuck you instagram…

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2015

Mar

Alice Has Heart Shaped Nipples of the Day

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Her name is Alice, she’s 21 and from Australia. I am not sure what she does for work or school, but I know one thing she does…and that’s turn her nipples into hearts…

I guess it’s one of those body modifications that doesn’t make sense to me, unless you have really awkward shaped nipples, but I guess it is pretty girly to have hearts for nipples, even though having tits are girly enough for me…and they don’t even have to be good tits…just any old tit will do…

I am not a big fan of the body modification movement, but I guess if a girl gets something that makes her feel compelled to show off, it might as well be genital oriented…because if I’m going to look at a new tattoo, why would I want to look at your fat hair arm…..I want to see your nipples….

I mean, I don’t even thing posting this is considered NSFW, mainly because nipples aren’t porn, porn is hardcore penetrative sex, but also because these nipples are hybrid…

All this to say, hot girls can pull off anything, if she was 500 lbs, these heart shaped nipples would be disgusting..

Since she’s not…it makes me wish I got this for Valentines Day…

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2015

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Bath Robe Porn of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted a picture of her in a robe, which I guess is more strategic than posting a video of her having one of her bi-polar because she was robbed of her youth, coddled and an “addict” episodes, at least when it comes to trying to get back into the scene, working again…even though the majority of her 20s have been one giant vacation…I don’t even remember the last movie she was in, but it was probably almost a decade ago, which makes me wonder what is wrong with people, if I made movies, I would only cast Lohan…she’s probably very affordable, willing to work with anyone, even if she’s a nightmare on site, just write that into the storyline…

The fact is that she’s still and always will be Lindsay Lohan, whether the new generation remember her or she’s just like a child star of your parent’s generation who they recognize and you think they are crazy for recognizing or not…She’s still Lindsay Lohan…

What I am getting at is that she’s better than this…robe pics…I mean…if you’re life has become selfies because no one cares, at least put some spread ass into the mix…

I think all she needs is a good scandal like that Teen Mom, who is actually more famous than Lohan…to get her back on the map with an MTV show…But these Robe pics, are fucking depressing…desperate…and not nearly naked enough…I mean when a bitch you’re fucking busts out the robe, things just got a little too comfortable…and you may want to shop on tinder or the mail order bride site for a new one…

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2015

Mar