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2015

23

Feb

Sara Sampaio’s SKinny Bikini Pics of the Day

I used to think that the worst thing about Portuguese girls is pretty much everything…but I’m just saying that because I once had some portuguese boss who was a total bitch, but I’m not sure if he was actually a woman, or if he just acted like one. You know all heated, son of a fisherman, piece of shit…with some fat wife who thought she was a fucking princess, who I guess didn’t realize that Portugal, despite it’s beautiful landscape is the asshole of Europe…because as Portuguese, they stick amongst themselves…

But then I’ve met some cool people from Portugal, some babes from Portugal, and I realized, the issue wasn’t Portuguese people, but rather first generation Canadian portuguese people, allowing me to find a love for the right Portuguese girl, you know the ones without the moustaches…

That said, none of the Portuguese people I have met have ever heard of Sara Sampaio, even though she milks her Portuguese roots more than she milks the family cow for milk, at least based on her skinny fucking body, but maybe she just has a fast metabolism…

All this to say this fat bitch, Sara Sampaio’s not so fat…in her bikini ..

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2015

23

Feb

Miley Cyrus is Amazing of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a babe…I am pretty into all that she is doing, at least in Pop music, because let’s face it, who gives a fuck about any of the other popstars…they are just as bullshit as this one, but they have far less to prove in efforts to break free from being a Disney Bitch, looking for street cred, going to that extreme…which makes them more boring in their attempts…

So here is Miley, who is a babe, in some lingerie looking outfit at an event…and if you look at it cross eyed for long enough, you’ll totally see her vag.

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2015

23

Feb

Jessica Szohr Kissing her Friend of the Day

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The only thing I don’t like about a girl named Jessica Szohr, is the constant reminder of the sores she may or may not have germinating in her genitals, thanks to being Hollywood, a place where having herpes is almost a status symbol, like the secret powerful virus that gets you into all the right events, despite being painful sores on your genitals, since all the cool kids have it in a “OMg, you don’t have herpes, you totally haven’t been fucking high profile enough people”…it’s a horrible, vapid, empty, insane place this Hollywood bullshit…but if you want to make it to feed your little ego that tells you that you’ve got what it takes…you need a little more than your name to be SZOHR and a lot more of the rash on your cunt to be open sores…and based on her level of success and lesbianism on her social media, it’s safe to say…she may not have sores…but instead is just named SZOHR…

Yes…I just did a useless rant about a girl I don’t know based on her name rhyming with sores…my life is pathetic.

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2015

23

Feb

Behati Prinsloo Nipple Flash of the Day

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If a nipple has been licked and sucked on by Adam Levine….like Behati Prinsloo’s nipple…does it still count as a nipple…or does it represent all evil in this world…

I guess I’ll let you figure that one out…but I’m going with it represents all evil…as we know it is the host body that will carry a baby to this world….but I don’t want to influence your opinion…

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2015

23

Feb

Stella Maxwell Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is some hipster model, who befriended the Barbara Palvin girl from Victoria’s Secret, kind of like the weirdo latch on friend, who went to all the events with Barbara Palvin, and eventually got introduced to the right people at Victoria’s Secret, where I guess they sold her as the hipster, edgy looking model with a lot of instagram followers, who the kids are connecting with, since every walk down any street in America feels like a Urban Outfitters Coachella commercial, leading to her becoming the new Victorias Secret girl, despite not having much of a lingerie or bikini body to normal people, while looking pretty perfect to me, since I like skinny bitches, hate fat bitches, and encourage girls to develop eating disorders to become too weak to resist my romance…

Here are some pics of her bikini modelng.

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2015

23

Feb

Eva Amurri Yoga of the Day

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When you’re looking for fitness inspiration on social media, I wouldn’t suggest Susan Sarandon’s daughter’s instagram page, I mean not that she likes to be known for as Susan Sarandon’s daughter, it’s so annoying for her when she goes to castings I am sure, which is the reason why she did all this topless shit for Californication, before realizing that getting paid shit to get topless on Tv, is way less fun than living off the trust fund allowance, and marrying some rich dude to finance her like she was financed her whole life, since working is silly…unless it just comes to you because you’re Susan Sarandon’s daughter…ya know…

HEre she is in Yoga poses…boring…

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2015

23

Feb

Blanka Somogyi is the Hot Hipster Model of the Day

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I don’t know who Blanka Somogyi is, I don’t know what kind of name Blanka Somogyi is, it just sounds ethnic enough that if I was a rich guy in LA where she probably lives, I would totally rope her into my mansion, to sit by the pool all day, in exchange for sex and a possible greencard, because she looks hot enough for that, but more importantly, like she is from some place where they know how to take orders and thus know their roles in the world…but I am not a rich guy in LA, so I’m basing it on the hooker version of a girl with a name like Blanka Somogyi….you know the discount version…not the “Trophy Wife” meet my “model from europe girlfriend’ version…right.

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2015

23

Feb

Some Academy Award Bullshit of the Day

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I did turn on the Oscars, thinking that for some reason I needed to know what was going on in Hollywood, where they celebrate their vapid existences, even though everyday in Hollywood is a celebration of people who don’t work very hard, get paid a lot of money, and think they deserve more because the world buys into their shit….

I lasted around 2-3 minutes, which was 2-3 minutes more than I normally last at anything I do….I was surprised that people on Social media still care about this shit, with network TV not dominating our minds and Hollywood being not that interesting, on all fronts…with the actors being not that good looking, or really Glamorous now that we are invited into their Social Media lives…but I guess some people over 40 still cared…

I like the move of people being more self involved, self absorbed and uninterested in this inflated bullshit world…and I guess so are all these idiots…

Here are some highlight pics – that are pretty boring…

Zoe Saldana Cleavage

Anna Kendrick Face

Chloe Grace Moretz is 18

Chrissy Teigen and her Meal Ticket

Dakota Johnson is Not Hot…Even When Dolled Up..

Jennifer Aniston’s Gunt

Jennifer Lopez Puerto Rican Dream

Jessica Chastain Cleavage…

Margot Robbie – Not as Fat As I thought…

Rita Ora’s Pulling Off a Solid Scam

Some Scarlett Johanson Waist to Hip Ratio…

Here are some More – Irina Shayk at Vanity Fair

Some more See Through with Rita Ora….

Fuck the Oscars…To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:The Oscars

2015

23

Feb

Girl Takes Piss in Restaurant Trash Bin and Other Videos of the Day

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Behind the Scenes at the Oscars

Wife Beats Up Husband in Public

Bare Breasted Mom and Daughter

Insane Car Accident of the Day

Dude Tries to Steal Rolex – Gets Shot

The Man who Nails Himself to a Crucifix for World Peace

Two Gas Station Employees Get Owned

Dude VS Security Guard

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2015

23

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It was Oscar weekend…and I wasn’t going to watch that bullshit…but instead I just invited a girl from TINDER over because she had big tits…so that I could stare at her tits…

It was more of a Trophy I am int…

These actors and celebrities are just shit..but big tits…they are amazing…

Here are some stepLINKS

Hulla Hoop Star of the Day
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Patricia Arquette Doesn’t Realize Girls in Porn Get Paid More
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Murder Suicide of the Day
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Firefighters Rescue Puppy
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John Travolta Touching at the Oscars
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Cleavage at an Oscar Party
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Historically Accurate Disney Princesses
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Molly Overdose of the Day
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