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2015

26

Feb

Lydia Hearst Naked for Treats of the Day

Lydia Hearst has been modeling, probably topless, for the last 10 years or more. She’s also an actress in a bunch of horror movies, and TV shows…so seeing her naked for Treats! Magazine may be a little shocking…

You see Treats! is usually one of those magazines that helps put girls on the map. They introduce them to their rich LA world, where the creeper 40 year olds come to creep on the fresh faced young recently moved to LA girls, promising to help them launch their career, you know an venue to seem less creepy “Oh you should totally be in my magazine girl I met at the gym who just moved here to be famous”….it’s an easy way to see them naked…

But Lydia,is accomplished and doesn’t need to be naked out there, so maybe she owed someone a favor, maybe she got tricked into it, or maybe she just likes it…she likes being naked, she likesyou jerking off to her amazing body and tits…because nudity isn’t a big deal, we all support being free and naked…but nudity is also something we need to cum..

All this to say…she looks better than I’ve ever seen her…and I am a fan of these pics…

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2015

26

Feb

Natasha Poly for LUI of the Day

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I once had sex with Natasha Poly…or maybe it was just a Russian hooker, who I assumed was Natasha Poly, because Russian girls all kind of look the same, which happens to be amazing, and they have no souls, which is why they are in the sex trade to begin with, but as a general rule the Russian hookers who don’t become fashion models scare me, because I know that they are one phone call away from calling very big, probably armed, military trained Russian man or men who can fuck me up and steal everything I have, which is usually nothing because the Russian hookers is all I can afford…making the whole experience…pretty fucking sexy, if you like shitting yourself, and you do…and for the right price they’ll clean it up for you… up on some James Bond fetish, but not nearly as Sexy as Natasha Poly’s LUI shit…I like the outter labia crab picture…a lot.

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2015

26

Feb

Leven Rambin in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Leven Rambin is in a bikini…I don’t know who Leven Rambin is….but she is in a bikini….

This isn’t news…but it is a bikini…or half of one….

Google Leven Rambin and let me know if I should care about her…

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2015

26

Feb

Amanda Seyfried Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried was seen in a heart felt hug in West Hollywood the other day…that I assume was either fake happiness, or fake sympathy, since this is LA and no one actually gives a fuck about anyone and when anyone is making faces like this, it means they really don’t care, since they are doing theatrics to over compensate for not caring…

We can assume this is someone feeling bad for her based on the fact that she has sex with Justin Long….and I am into this hug, mainly because of her ass in jeans, you see despite her fuckin Justin Long, she is amazing….

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2015

26

Feb

Charli XCX is Fun of the Day

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I am pretty sure I’ve seen Charli XCX randomly in public…you know her ass spilling out of her pants…her tits spilling out of her shirt…looking all drunk and ready to get fucked for another hit…but then again, it could have been a crackwhore…I get people confused all the time…I blame Facial Recognition blindness…and confuse people all the time…

That said, I like her fame hustle, I mean she’s working the scene pretty fucking hard right now, and she’s doing it with the right level of slutty…It’s just too bad she’s not that hot…I mean compared to Lorde, her counterpart she is, but that’s not saying much since Lorde looks like her vaigna is more of a penis…

I guess this is what we’ve got to work with in pop music…so I take what I can get…and at least what she’s giving us is perfectly trashy and slutty…which makes her fun…even if she’s not hot…

Here’s some of her side tit…

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2015

26

Feb

Alyssa McGoogan Naked Hipster of the Day

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I don’t know who Alyssa McGoogan is but I assume that she’s some instagram model trying to make it famous by getting naked on the internet – a strategy that I am very into…because nudity is the fucking best…especially when coupled with a level of desperation to get international success…

I mean loving her inny vagina slit, despite it being bald, which is really not very hipster of her….she’s still pretty amazing…getting naked for the internet like a good wholesome girl…

But I am really loving her last name…McGoogan….Googan…goo….inside her…right?

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2015

26

Feb

Ariana Grande’s Ass in Concert of the Day

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I think the only thing Grande about Ariana Grande is her vagina….based on the fact that she’s fucking a dude who calls him Big Sean, and who a few years ago released a pic of his dick so that you know just how Big Sean is…

It’s one of those circus acts, I have seen countless skinny girls pull off, and I guess it is because they don’t have the weight of their belly fat pushing down on their pussy like it was a massive butt plug in the front, insertion…

I know, all girls can theoretically shit out a baby from their vaginas, which theoretically means they can fit a fist inside them easily, but in my fisting experience, which is what I base all my life work on…but skinny girls have always had bigger vaginas….science!

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2015

26

Feb

Chelsea Handler Shoving her Tit in Whitney Cummings’ Face of the Day

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Chelsea Handler has been on the show her titty kick on social media hustle for a few months now. I guess he show ended, she didn’t get the Late Show on CBS she wanted, and has decided to revolt by polluting us all with her tits…in an era where girls can pretend they are standing fod a good cause of breast feeding in public, when really they are just publicly doing what they did with producers since they moved to Hollywood and tried to make it, before ending up a cunty talk show host…that she no longer is…

Point being, this is some breakdown weirdness, with nipples now starring Whitney Cummings, who is also on the same “slutty funny girl” program…bird of a feather fame whore together…or whatever…

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2015

26

Feb

Tiny Kate Upton Gets Coffee in Beverly Hills of the Day

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I think we’re all at the point in Kate Upton’s career where we’ve decided that her big tits were fun before she turned 20 and her metabolism slowed the fuck down, making her into a rich pile of fat shit that doesn’t deserve to book any jobs, since models aren’t supposed to be this size…especially not when they are as famous as her…or when Sports Illustrated tries to pretend she’s not plus sized…not that I care about fat chicks, I would fuck anything…I just don’t like when fat chicks have inflated egos or self worth due to false advertising marketing and people sucking up to them….”oh you look amazing”…”no you don’t look fat at all”…especially when they look like this in slimming all black…with pants a few sizes too small…love handles bellowing out of them like some kind of fat drunk homeless guy at the bar….it’s not hot…but it’s Kate Upton…who’s new nickname is Tiny…

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2015

26

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Pyjama Party of the Day

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The weirdest night of my life that I remember, because I have had a lot of weird nights, this one was just more hollywood weird than hooker getting pissed on weird in the staircase of a Russian drug dealer’s apartment weird….

It happened between 7 and 10 years ago…and Lindsay Lohan, who befriended me thanks to me pranking her a few times without blocking my number…invited me to her hotel room. I figured I was going to get shot or killed, but was ready to die, because I figure being set up for murder by Lohan was a solid way to go.

I show up and she was locked in her bedroom, I’m sure she wasn’t doing drugs or anything, I hit up her table filled with all the booze you could imagine and drank with her weirdo homo friend with the long hair…who was too cool for school…

She ended up walking out of her room, like she was walking out on stage on Broadway…she was in pyjama pants and high heels and she performed a stripper dance for me…to her new ALbum, that has yet to be released….

I don’t really remember what else happened, but I ate French fries…and she cried to me about some random bullshit I felt wasn’t authentic…and that was the end of our friendship..

These pictures of her in Pajamas in public…remind me of the good times..that were…Lohan…will forever hold a special place in my heart for more than just her awesome fake tits, but also for her level of crazy that involved inviting a dude from the interent into her hotel with no security…and for that…I will always love her.

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