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2023

Mar

Millie Bobby Brown Titty Grab of the Day

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I may have watched part of the first season of Stranger Things, where Millie Bobbie Brown played some 12 year old with a shaved head running away from some genetic lab or some shit, I really don’t remember anything from that gayness, but when I saw how popular it got with some of the worst people around, I know that it was not for me….

I also knew, since nerd are weirdo creeps, that like Emma Watson in Harry Potter, they’d all fall in love with the actress, despite being 12, like a creepy neighbor or babysitter, waiting for that 18th birthday to make it sexual.

I am not saying all the dudes were sexualizing her with their “can’t wait until the 12 year old turns 18” weirdness, but I am sure a few too many were….probably more and more as she approached the magical “I can start an OnlyFans” date…..

Since I didn’t watch the show and don’t pay attention to anything about the show, I didn’t really see the creepy sexualization of the girl…I didn’t even see her grow her hair out….I just only recently started seeing her pop up, probably whining about being sexualized from a young age because the world of entertaining is for perverts by perverts…

Anyways, she’s ” I can have an Only Fans” age now, I think she is dating Bon Jon Jovi’s son, and in this picture, she’s doing a handbra over her dress, because she’s a versatile young actress, raised in the industry and when told “be a bra’ she delivers….

I figure girls grabbing their own tits, is one step away from girls sucking their own tits, and since she’s an adult now, you have permission to sexualize her you Stranger things watching fuck…

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2023

Mar

Faith Schroder Slutty Ballet of the Day

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I don’t know much about Ballet, but I know that I’ve had or at least seen my fair share of Russian or Eastern European immigrants looking for a better life, stripping at some of the sketchiest and vile strip clubs I’ve been to, where they’ve busted out their communist block, trained from a young age to be a prima ballerina moves, before sucking dick for 30 dollars in the back room….and it’s been mind blowing….the dick sucking not the ballet…but the ballet makes the whoring a lot more fancy and luxurious…..you know like a high society dick suck in a place where you’d probably get AIDS off the seat if you didn’t already have aids…

So, yeah, ballet can be erotic, the ballet body of long and lean, the moves, the romanticism, the artistry, all wonderful….but I don’t know what makes a good Ballerina or not, I just know that Rick Schroder’s instagram influencer daughter is doing her version of ballet, slutty enough, because it ends with a handstand twerk….which I don’t think is industry standard in ballet….but it is something you’d probably want to use as a nutcracker….if you know what I mean and you know what I mean…it wasn’t that clever of a thing to say, but with my limited ballet knowledge, coupled with my laziness, it’s the best I have for you….

Hey look, it’s Silver Spoons’ daughter being sleazy.

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2023

Mar

Demi Moore Whippit Queen Cleavage of the Day

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Demi Moore is probably 100 years old, but she’s on that vampire diet, eating aborted fetuses outside of the Planned Parenthood we’ll assume she supports on a financial level, while pretending it’s a moral issue, because these rich liberal hollywood types need more babies to eat, their youthfulness depends on it.

I guess it could be filters and she’s been open about having had millions of dollars of plastic surgery over the years because she was likely a little more RUMER than she wanted to be, and she had to come clean when RUMER happened so that people wouldn’t feel played or lied to and by people I mean Bruce Willis, who at this stage in the game, rocking his dementia from that good living, can be lied to because he doesn’t know what day it is….dementia sucks, even when it happens to creepy Hollywood stars…I mean, forgetting all the horrible things they’ve done, like Demi’s mom pussy is unfair….unless his form of dementia just plays that shit on LOOP…but if he has Demi Moore pussy on loop, that’d be a solid torture for all of us normies to get our peace with his winning at life, unless he gave himself dementia to forget Demi Moore’s pussy, you know some sort of self-inflicted dementia that started with blocking out the gross times and ended up spreading and blocking out everything….I don’t know how these things work…I also don’t even know if Demi Moore has a pussy, since when looking at Rumer you’d assume she was shat out and climbed out the toilet to grow into whatever it is she grew into. Yes, I still make fun of Rumer Willis….

I don’t think Demi Moore has dementia, she’s just old enough to have dementia but I do know she’s creepy being a creeper from adopting Ashton Kutcher, to doing whippets at parties, to having a kid die in her pool to bother wi…and looking at her weird tit and old fucking demon hands with her weirdly youthful face doesn’t make her menopause and hormone imbalance of a granny she will soon be any better…I mean, maybe it makes it a little better……

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2023

Mar

Noah Cyrus Bra Panties of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is pretty lucky that her sister is the hot Miley Cyrus, who people like to think isn’t hot because when she opens her mouth she sounds like a scary dude you’d meet in the subway station, excitedly trying to get you to give him 2 dollars for a bus ticket, or a place to spend the night, or a warm meal…you know she sounds like a homeless crackhead, which makes her ripped and oftentimes naked body all the weirder to jerk off to….

But yeah, if Miley’s sister wasn’t Miley’s sister and was just some chick named Janine from somewhere in Idaho, she’d either be a shitty fat lazy cam girl getting paid, or she’d be working down at the local SUBWAY SANDWICH shop doing SANDWICH ARTS to support her meth addiction…..and I know you’re thinking she’s too fat for METH…welll fuck you, that’s fat shaming, fats can be meth addicts too you discriminator…

Anyway, since she’ got the celebrity affiliation, the famous one-hit-wonder dad, this Attack of the trolls selfie may in fact be a screenshot from a B-movie they sold to Netflix called Attack of the Trolls…

But it could also just be a product of being the secondary sister no one likes, that everyone finds pretty gross, who is arguably a more talented singer that Miley, but who will never be Miley, but who Miley will try to lift up on her shoulders to help her shine, but who will never shine quite as bright as Miley, so instead she’ll just have to ride the family name as hard as she can until she dies of sadness or does straight up porn to standout down the line….

Either way, I won’t hate on a panty selfie, NOT even a bootleg AMATEUR….LOOOKIN GOOD SWEETHEART one..

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2023

Mar

Kendall Jenner Topless in Underwear of the Day

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Kendall Jenner may represent all that is wrong in this cultural void we’re living in, but you can’t really blame her for producing vapid and useless content, it’s pretty much what people are into, what people do, and want lowers people IQ enough to get them to buy anything like the mindless retard drooling on themselves that they are….blame social media…or her mother….or society as a whole….grabbing all that money that a single family can because they can.

It doesn’t make them any less shitty, but when you’re culture is based on how much money you make and you keep on making it, even without any fucking effort, it pretty much validates your existence or your shitty family that has ruined a generation’s existence…

Yes, I blame the Kardashians for all the hacked up muppet faced girls out there….but lucky for Kendall, she didn’t have to down that route, she instead got to pretend to be a top model, because if you believe it, then the people believe it, even if it’s all a scam and NO kardashian affiliate should be deemed top anything, unless they are fucking their boyfriends with a strap on like Caitlin does in her “PHANTOM DICK” moments….

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2023

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The funny thing about the internet giving everyone weird WEBMD mental health issues….or makes them self diagnose weird mental health issues….

Self proclaimed autistic bi-polar anxiety schizos, using all the clinical terms while medicating for said self diagnosed issues….

Being the most annoying people on the internet, with their libtard blue hair vaccine breath gender neutral sexuality polyamory pan sexuality communist marxist pro abortion pro trainsition kids in their weird perverted raised on porn hook up culture void and depravity…..

While calling everyone who doesn’t agree with their inclusivity that’s not very inclusive, or their woke that’s not very woke, cultural appropriators, racists, misogynists, ableists, transphobics, sexists….in their outrage…because they fucking love outrage…

All while having no self awareness in realizing that they are the one putting people in boxes, being allies to groups is condescending, like they think they are heros…all while appropriating retards, handicappped, mental health people who may have the disorders these people pretend to have for the sake of identity, to get attention, to justify internet outrage and having something interesting about themselves..because they are all so boring….

People of the internet re fucking annoying, worse now that ever, which is why we focus on stepLINKS..where there’s no human interraction or experience to make it as tedious as social media is….

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2023

Mar

Charlotte Lawrence Titty Flash of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is the desperate, entitled, spoiled, talentless daughter of clown faced Kate from Drew Carey and the guy who produced Ted Lasso and other shit shows that they try to convince you are critically acclaimed because they can’t admit they are shit shows, and they know that people are too dumb to realize they are shit shows…

Either way, she’s a rich kid who had access to every opportunity, had all the money available in the world, lived in expensive houses, was surrounded by important people, or people they want you to think are important to maintain their lie…

She has pics of her on Elton John’s lap on her instagram, because she’s so dialled in, Elton is her Daddy…or some shit…

She goes to important events because she probably throws tantrums that her narcisstic parents who ignore her just get her in to keep her busy.

Her friends are only her friends because she has access to things….you know poor little rich kid shit…

But every event she goes to, she brings out the tits, like tits are some sort of attention grabbing currency, which I guess it is when it’s your only hook…since we all love tits…

She was at some event, where she legit flashed her tits, like a wild young, confused, trying to get noticed girl….

I call this “when sheer dresses at all the events aren’t enough, you GIRLS GONE WILD / MARDI GRAS it”….

I’m not complaining, obviously, that’d be crazy….it’s just funny how sad she obviously is…..behind all those smiles and tit flashes is sadness…which I guess makes her hotter.

Sad little rich girls trying to find their place reduced to flashin their tits is hot, meaning this is basically her peak.

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2023

Mar

Dove Cameron in Pink Posing with Robots of the Day

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If they dystopian future terrifies you, knowing that you’ll be living in pods, eating bugs, basically restricted in your movement, given social credit tokens you can use to buy porn or junk food for good behavior, policed by those boston robotics dogs people think are so cute because they haven’t realized they are being built to turn on them, while the elite live in their palaces, able to travel the world to all the great places that are no longer populated by us, the slave class…

Well, here’s Dove Cameron, who is a creepy Disney kid I assume is human trafficked or mind controlled, because she consistently creeps me out, even if she’s skinny in her tight pink dress, tits pushed up and face looking like it wants to eat your soul……posing with a delivery robot….the future is now motherfucker…RUN….go OFF grid….BUNKER yourself…or stare at tits on screen mindlessly while everything around you collapses…

Either way, babes and robots, nerd shit….

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2023

Mar

Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day

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No this isn’t the angry single mother who works as a school bus driver or as a crossing guard to pay the rent, you can tell by the eyelashes that she comes from money, even if she looks like she’s struggling…it’s some empowering natural look despite making tens of millions selling make up to insecure girls on the internet to NOT have the natural look. Explain that, you bare face SHAMER…who cries about being body shamed, when you’re fucking shaming people into buying beauty products like some kind of patriarchal man telling a woman she’s no enough without make-up….

Don’t let that receding hairline or bald spot throw you off, this isn’t menopause, but it could be a horomonal disaster thanks to the whole having LUPUS shit…YES, I gave it away, it is SELENA GOMEZ…the LUPUS always gives it away….

She has recently been going viral by pretending to be sad people body shame her, forgetting that she’s rich as shit off the people who body shame her, so maybe it comes with the fucking territory…

Any fat fuck knows when they go to family dinner, their grandma body shames them, saying “Oh aren’t you fat now”….so why the fuck wouldn’t the people of the internet you try to manipulate into feeling like they know you not do the same fucking thing when you get fat..

She whines about mental health, she deletes her social media, only to come back to make a new story, so that people keep talking about her, since she uses social media to sell beauty products to the same people she cries about body shaming her.

It’s all so fucking dumb, she’s not like us, she is designed to be shit on, or laughed at, and she is the one laughing last when she looks at her bank account, and if she isn’t then fuck her, she’s a waste of rich and fame…an unappreciate rich and famous…who hates herself and believes us normies when we hate on her too.

Anyway, she has a responsibility to look good, it’s part of her job, so not shaming her is letting her off easy, letting her scam lazy, and that’s unacceptable..

Like men who marry think chicks who turn fat, AT least her tits are bigger, but I am of the school of thought that is a pretty shitty trade off to have to deal with a miserable fuck who gives up and becomes fat, even if tits are great, fat girl aren’t really that great…

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2023

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Since we don’t talk to girls, it’s safe to assume that as much as I think girls hate their tiny tits because society tells them that big tits are better, because society does tell them big tits are better….

That’s really probably just propaganda, because they probably don’t all hate their tiny tits, but prefer that they aren’t big, sloppy, heavy, painful, gross, annoying, in the way, a liability…..

They probably know first hand that the big titty hype really only applies to instagram whores trying to get noticed by weird dudes obsessed with big fucking titties, there are a lot of them…and that they’re perfectly fine with the hand or the TITS they were dealt, since dudes totally suck and jerk off to them with as much excitement as if they were big tits…

So pretending to be a hero, taking girls on my lap, not realizing I have an erection, it’s an INNY not an outtie, to reassure them that TINY TITS matter is just some fake activism that is not needed, my life work, my purpose, my identity….totally UNNECESSARY…because if you look at these tiny tits, there are a lot of hot tits….end of story…

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