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2015

02

Mar

Selena Gomez in Fuck Me Boots Selfie of the Day

I am pretty out of touch, so I don’t know if people still call these fuck me boots, because when they were called fuck me boots, it was a pre-social media era where you needed slutty outfits to decipher who was down to fuck, but now it seems like everyone is down to fuck…from the girl in sneakers, to heels, to thigh high boots, who gives a fuck, it’s the porn generation, let’s do anal on the first date…without a condom because bitch grew up on porn and that’s just normal…and how it’s done…

I don’t think that’s a bad thing…it’s just a sexual revolution…that gets even poor ugly dudes some of the dirtiest sex imaginable…

Here she is for Adidas…because with being slutty for social media…and Bieber…comes corporate sponsors…

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2015

02

Mar

Taylor Swift and Jaime King Lesbian Baby of the Day

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Taylor Swift is celebrating the second recent pregnancy of some chick named Jaime King…I guess they are friends, or maybe she’s a surrogate hosting Taylor’s clone…because she’s the kind of ego that feels she needs a clone…aliens…right…

My inside Taylor Swift scoop is that my friend was at a bar in LA this weekend and he was kicked out of his table because Taylor Swift was rolling through, and despite being lame as fuck, Taylor Swift gets prioritized in venues, because she’s Taylor Swift and no one throws shit at her for being a scam, instead they are all impressed by her hustle or scam…that’s LA…

If there wasn’t fame and celebrity involved, and if she was just the weirdo girl in your high school singing love songs after fucking everyone in the high school…she probably would be a little more bullied…but when you throw money and fame into the mix…everyone shits themselves when they see her, even though it is all artificial lies..

Either way, here she is sucking and worshiping the pregnant belly, possibly for its youthful powers..I saw Rosemary’s Baby, I know how it is…like some kind lesbian marriage making babies…who knows…it is erotic…

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2015

02

Mar

Kim Kardashian for Ad Week of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a serious business, which is almost a joke in and of itself, but maybe it is more representative of where we are as a species…it’s like latch onto someone you grew up with in LA because you were both rich who was famous for doing nothing because of her last name that people could relate to because they spent many middle of the road vacations at the Hilton….leverage that into a porno tape that spun into a Ryan Seacrest produced TV show…thanks to the right managment and PR team…stay as compelling as possible so people buy into your shit…then peddle fucking shit…that comes your way..making you a shameless self promotor…turned billionaire…

I mean, whether she’s a genius, or it is just that easy, with a “when you’re in, you’re in, and people will just throw money at you, while they world buys whatever you’re selling”…she still managed to pull it off…and here she is in Ad Week, because that’s all she really is…one giant ad…selling garabge people are buying…or as I like to call her…the infomercial with the dumbest ass…

Here are some Kim Kardashian Close Enoughs….because she is a movement…a horrible, painful bowel movement…but still a movement…

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2015

02

Mar

Lydia Hearst at the Circus Video of the Day

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I posted these pictures of Lydia Hearst last week, and now there is a video. I am a fan…

Not only are these the hottest pictures I’ve seen of Lydia Hearst, pretty much ever…they are also the hottest pics I’ve seen in a long time…

I guess i just like seeing a model who looks like a fucking model, and who is thin as a model is supposed to be while having some of the best tits ever…you should want to fuck…

So Treats, a company built on rich LA creepers seeking out and destroying all the new models that come to town with their lifestyle and amazing photoshoots…with the promise they they too will have Emily Ratajkowski’s career, that was launched by Treats….thanks to the creepers having a good eye for eager tits…also deal in models who are already established and moving away from being models…to create this greatness…so you gotta have some level of respect for them putting their money into this, instead of investing into things that don’t get girls naked…right…

Here are the pics again…

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2015

02

Mar

Cameron Diaz for Cosmo of the Day

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Here is some Cameron Diaz in Cosmo, because she is an iconic woman who has taken her tall model life and transitioned it early on into an acting career that has made her so much fucking money, and has brought her so much fucking fame, that has led to her fucking so many fucking guys, from actors to producers, all while being the fun girl they wanted to be around to fuck…leading to her ending up with one of the Madden Sisters, who in case you weren’t around in the 90s when they made their pre-Napster stupid rock and roll money, are the lamest fucking dudes in the fucking world…

It’s one of those when you get herpes, you stick to your herpes circle of hollywood, and when everyone in the herpes circle is taken and you don’t want to venture into people who aren’t on your level of rich as fuck, or famous as fuck…or you just don’t really know them as well as you know the Madden Sister from all the raging parties they went to in the late 90s together…you kinda just settle with the homie…who you can clearly see past the level of lameness he comes with….while cumming in her…

I wonder if they cover that in the interview….”how do you fuck the lamest dude in hollywood, is that a fetish, or a necessity, you’re Cameron Diaz, still hot while old, washed up and menopausal, what the fuck is this Madden sister shit”….

I feel like they don’t…here are the pics..

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2015

02

Mar

Ashely Benson is Fun of the Day

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Ashely Benson posted some Lame as Fuck topless pics on her instagram from what I guess what a photoshoot…that I guess showcase that she’s been working on getting fit…because in a world with hormones in the genetically modified, high fructose corn syrup food…bitches are getting fatter and fatter and the world is becoming more and more accepting to that unhealthy lifestyle…while criticizing girls who stay fit and don’t overeat for starving themselves in some kind of skinny chick apocalypse…where the fat chicks are trying to either eat up and destroy skinny girls everywhere so that their fat asses become the fucking norm…it’s genocide…and a real issue we should all be paying close attention to.

It’s like “let’s celebrate proven unhealthy, premature death bodies…and shit on babes who are fit because we shit all the time from all the eating. Speaking of Eating..where are the donuts…I’m hungry…I when my blood sugar drops I get real bitchy.”

That was my fat girl impression…I could have gone deeper, but why bother, because based on these pics, Ashley Benson, famous from one show, seems to get it and is looking better than ever…even better than when she had a threesome in Spring Breakers with Riff Raff Franco and some Disney star…and all I am really getting at is that I like when young stars find their identity or try to build their identity in a slutty as possible way…even if it’s not quite slutty enough, it’s a start and that’s more than I can say for anything I’ve ever done. I’m more of why bother kind of guy….

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2015

02

Mar

Doutzen Kroes for Vogue Netherlands of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is dutch model who up until 2015, is known for being a Victoria’s Secret model, something that worked out alright for her, because it landed her a black superstar DJ husband and baby daddy, lots of money, and a platform to launch pretty much whatever the fuck she wants, since America loves her, and the Netherlands where she is from are excited that America loves her, probably giving her her own TV show in her local market, so that she doesn’t have to travel the world anymore unless she wants to….and she can fade into obscurity until her husband leaves her for a younger model, and she’s forced to fight back and reclaim what she gave up when she got too comfortable with her successes, and cocky enough to quit the biggest thing that ever happened to her, and will probably ever happen to her…Victoria’s Secret…

Well here she is imitating some Classic Hollywood for Vogue Netherlands…because she conquered America…is back home…and will soon be forgotten…here are the uneventful – non-nude pics…

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2015

02

Mar

Marilyn Manson Grabbing Terry Cock of the Day

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Terry Richardson shot these pictures of Marilyn Manson for an upcoming issue of Paper Magazine…

I am not a Marilyn Manson fan, but I did watch The Wonder Years, so seeing him grabbing Terry’s dick, while looking like the freak that he pretends he is…made me laugh…but not as much as him getting his old Jewish Florida retired dad off the Golf Course or gated retirement community he lives on, to get in on the fun, wearing leather and make-up…having a good fucking time, because this kind of shit made the family fucking rich…and rich is good when you want to buy things…and never work again a day in your life…or so I’ve heard by the girls I know who fuck rich dudes…

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2015

02

Mar

Candice Swanepoel for Gilles Bensimon of the Day

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I don’t expect you to know who Gilles Bensimon is, but he is one of the more legendary fashion photographers, who I guess peaked in the 80s, when he was the creative director for Elle magazine…

He was married to people like Elle Macpherson, who is one of my favorites, and less interestingly, Kelly Bensimon, who got knocked up by him and who allowed her to go onto the exciting legacy of The Real Desperate Housewives of New York…

All this to say, he shot Candice Swanepoel, wet, in panties, looking amazing, because she is amazing…if fact she’s probably the best thing Victoria’s Secret has ever done…and I guess being a photographer since the 60s…shooting every fucking babe ever….makes you pretty capable of this kind of amazing..

But then again he only has 22,000 follower on instagram…that’s like nothing compared to all the photographers on instagram pushing millions of followers for their shitty, obvious, bottom feeding pictures…making me wonder if he really matters….or can even call himself a photographer…right?

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2015

02

Mar

Alison Brie Tits for GQ of the Day

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Alison Brie is some Comedic actress with decent sized tits, who I assume has been naked on the internet at least once in a nude scandal that got her booked on TV in the first place, but that I am too lazy to look up, or maybe I am just confusing her with Kat Dennings, the 2 Broke Girls, who aren’t broke anymore, thanks to a nude scandal that happened before she got her own sitcom….

She’s in GQ Mexico, which is a nice tribute to her Mexican Nanny, Gardener and Housekeeper you can assume she either had, or has in LA, as that’s not only a Hollywood, “you’re so LA” kind of thing, but also a Jewish thing…because if there’s one thing Jewish girls don’t like, it is having sex with their husbands after getting them to marry them….and housework…and that’s ok with me, because I have a Jewish girl fetish, I feel like they get me…while I stare at their fertile Jewish girl titties…

Here she is for GQ Mexico, because Obscure markets matter, especially when so close to travel to. It’s like might as well be big in Mexico to all the Mexicans than ignore them when they are cleaning your pool…right….

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