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2023

18

May

Rowan Blanchard’s Racy Selfies of the Day

I am not a fan of Rowan Blanchard, the Disney Kid who had to have some sort of rebirth, likely part of the satanic rituals they conduct in hollywood, or maybe just strategic marketing based on decades of experience transitioning disney kids into disney adults, not necessarily the kind of transitioning kids we hear about in the news all the time, but a similar kind of thing….

Because every disney kid ends up at around 18 years old posing half naked….whether it’s for hipster artsy Brooklyn style shoots like Rowan Blanchard, or TUMBLR shit like MILEY, or OnlyFans shit like Bella Thorne, it’s how they break out of being sexualized as little girls by perverts, into being sexualized as whores by other perverts….

So Rowan went to Brooklyn, became a bi-sexual artist who dresses half naked, in an attempt to be jerk off material, all while still being able to land roles, it’s interesting…barely…but something…

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2023

18

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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WHAT IS THAT SOUND?

TITTY DROPS….

Unfortunately, not INTO MY MOUTH..

But I’ll still watch the process unfold, because crafty titty flashing is fun to me, thanks to the TITTIES!

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2023

18

May

Camila Morrone Half Naked of the Day

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Camila Morrone is the child bride who I guess never actually married Leo DiCaprio, and probably never even fucked Leo DiCaprio, I heard he’s a little like Clooney and not so into the biological VAGINA owners, not even the young ones, if you know what I mean….

She is an aspiring or I guess you could say Actress since she has an IMDB….who was raised in the industry thanks to her mom being imported from Brazil or some fucking Guatemala type place to fuck celebrities like Al Pacino or DeNiro, they are pretty much interchangeable…before her daughter was passed onto their little boy toy Leo….as a prize or task to handle her or launch her career at a higher profile than “rando insta thot”…

I don’t know if her being with Leo really helped since no one who matters gives a shit about has been bloated celebs….if anything she didn’t do her big tits a favor in their prime years of being used to gain audience….BUT then again, she gets to strip down for things like CR BOOK, or other publications becasue she’s officially ONE OF THEM….instead of thirstily trying to be them…some STUCK in the desert GIVE ME WATER ….I AM DIABETIC and always pissing THIRST LEVEL trying to be them….so maybe the Leo CUM is the answer…

You can see the whole shoot HERE ….I only post some below because PHOTOGRAPHERS are scumbags who sue me, EVEN THOUGH I AM HELPING THEM WITH THEIR MARKETING!

Either way, here’s some FASHION baby…

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2023

18

May

Etam 2023 Beach Fashion Show of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, jerking off to fashion magazines, swimsuit magazines, or catalogs is definitely a thing of the past, becasue porn wasn’t available to everyone on some EMF emitting device kept next to their balls, in efforts to lower their fertility and testosterone….

So fashion mags and swimsuit mags were a place you’d get half nakedness and if you were lucky, some nipples.

I remember there was a fashion show in Canada on one of the free to air networks, and on more than one occassion, I’d jerk off to the runway shows in anticipation for the nip and there would be nip.

So fashion shows have a place in my pervert heart and mind, ands seeing this ETAM fashion show for their summer collection speaks to that, mainly because of all the half naked bitches walking around uncensored or photoshopped even if some should be:

To See Some Pics of Frida Aasen on the Runway CLICK HERE

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2023

18

May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Oh god, did I leave Padma’s thong ass as the top post on the site for like 24 hours because I gave up on the stepLINKS last night in order to watch SURVIVOR and I didn’t really feel compelled to revisit the site until about 4 minutes ago because you bring me nothing but burden, headaches and limit my true talents of being a professional tap dancer in the subway station who can’t tap dance…

You see all this time put into such a dumb thing that hasn’t brought me ANY opportunities, just hate from the people I love, like Lindsay Lohan 15 years ago….

So I punish YOU passive aggressively with PADMA THONG…

Anyway Pandma is not the only turd floating in the Indian Ocean, a lot of women seem to be getting outside, or sprayed down in their pod with chemicals, to give us all the TINELINE porn we need to remember that TANLINES are hot, sometimes trashy, sometimes just fit and healthy, sometimes just fat pasty bitches who went to the waterpark and their skin’s never seen the sun but always HIGHLIGHTING THE GOOD PARTS….NATURE’S HIGHLIGHTER!

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2023

17

May

Padma’s Old Ass in a Thong of the Day

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I guess this is an outtage from the Padma Mango Lakishi or whatever the fuck that wallet fucking, billionaire cum guzzling pussy calls herself these days….

It’s another one of SI SWIM’s empowering, woke, look how inclusive, so brave to feature some shameless whore who literally got knocked up by a billionaire, while telling another billionaire she was dating at the time it was his kid, only for him to die of cancer and leave the kid his fortune, despite it being another billionaires kid that means she double downed on the billionaires, when one billionaire child support payment isn’t enough trick two billionaires to think it’s their kid, only to kill one off before the DNA results and after the WILL was updated.

I don’t know if any of that actually happened, or if my story is even accurate, or if I just made it up aimlessly based on a rumor I heard 30 years ago at Padma’s 50th birthday party…..

I just know that when the face turns to the camera, I SEE demons, which is what makes this GIF so fun, a thonged ass old lady, part of the destruction of SI Swim that also includes another 80 year old and a fucking TRANNY who isn’t even a TRAP, along with fat chicks and everything else but retards and midgets, showing her actual rich person DEMON face that allows her demon rich person sperm eating pussy to get that sperm and no one notices cuz of the thonged ASS …and her professional ability to snake charm…..

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2023

17

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In a world where they are normalizing extreme fat, it’s pushed me in the other direction of wanting to jerk off to the fittest bitches on earth, so long as they aren’t on testosterone or rocking a dick clit, this is the third time I’ve mentioned Dick Clits today, but who’s counting besides me…NO ONE…NO ONE IS COUNTING….

The fit girl is the one who can outrun, outlast, outplay and most importantly bounce on your micro dick made smaller in comparison to her big muscular ass…

I support fitness, health, wellness, not participating in it really, too much work, money effort, but the overall vibe is better than a greasy bitch, even if her fatness probably makes her pussy taste like cake from all the cake she’s been eating….

I want a bitch who can move furniture, not break furniture by sitting on it and not fitting…

So this is our fitness post to support fitness..

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2023

17

May

Mandy Rose is Kinda Nude of the Day

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Mandy Rose is the WWE Champion, which is pretty funny to say because it is all scripted, but then again, what sport isn’t scripted really, you fucking suckers….

It’s not to discredit her athleticism or ability to fuck hard…..because I know there’s a level to the sport that got CHYNA and her dick clit addicted to pain killers after the whole career as a wrestler.

What’s important is the lesson that she has taught the girls watching the WWE, which is that even if you’re a champion, the TOP of whatever you do, you’ll make more money selling nudes, so why bother continuing.

Mandy Rose decided that premium content was her calling after doing all she did in WWE, which got her released from her contract because WWE is good old fashioned family programming featuring stripper looking bitches who seem out of their element wrestling clothed. It’s a branding thing, I guess. All WWE bitches look like Florida strippers from decades ago, like the WWE has a type….

Anyway, this is a preview of her new lucrative career, I’m into it…but that’s just because I feel connected to weathered, tanned, strippers living their dream after being taken off course by SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT…

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2023

17

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Some people make their philanthropic life about ending hunger, whether that’s world hunger or just feeding poor people with food bank drives, or maybe it’s feeding the homeless who probably would prefer booze or drugs, which has been the case anytime I’ve offered homeless people food in exchange for sex….

My philanthropic journey involves feeding the hungry pussies of the world, unfortunately no pussies want to be fed by me, you know like the homeless who just want booze, so instead I am forced to do these pussy eating panty posts to SHOW the pussy out there how to FEED itself, since I can’t do it for them…..

TEACH A MAN TO FISH…..right….

The good news is that many women both online and in life seem pretty good at feeding their pussy their pants….just unfortunately, none ever show me the pussy throwing up after gorging like girl with an eating disorder.

WE CAN’T HAVE IT ALL….right….

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2023

17

May

Kaili Thorne Heart Shaped Bikini Top of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is Bella Thorne’s half sister, same father, but raised by her mother, because the dad was too busy being dead.

Since she wasn’t the mom’s biological daughter, we can safely assume she was the front line defence of any predators along the family’s pilgrimage from Florida to LA, where Bella ended up landing a Disney job, possibly at Kaili’s expense….we don’t know the details.

What we do know is that she went onto produce her own porn on her subscription site, I assume this picture isn’t from that, but I have seen her work and she’s got one of the meatier roast beef pussies around, not that I hate on big labia, they can be fun to play with, it’s nice when they aren’t distracting from the rest of her in a picture, because allows me to think, she’s got a not so bad body…

It’s amazing how a little covering the meaty pussy lips up can change your opinion of someone and I’m a guy into meaty pussy lips because pussy. It’s the dick clits and really the dicks being marketed as pussy that scare me!

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