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2023

17

May

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I typically find girls who produce weed smoking content, either clothed or nude pretty trashy, but that’s probably because I’ve had sex with crack whores and watching girls suck back on joints or pipes or bongs like it’s their lifeline, so into it that they produce content for it, brings back those SMELLS……which isn’t fair to these weed smoking girls just out here producing weed smoking content for the weed bros who are way too into weed to jerk off to.

It’s a weird fetish…but maybe people like getting high, maybe people only get fucked when high, maybe girls are easier when high, more laid back and malleable, maybe guys think a medicated bitch, like roofied bitch, but with weed not anything creepy, even though I don’t think you can really get that high, just gets the fired up.

I am probably a hater because I hate hippies, those COMMUNISTS and my memory of any weed activists in my life has been the annoying hippies with their head shop shirts…not hot chicks…but losers who thought weed made them cool when nothing could make them cool…so again…my own bias against a perfectly legal substance to level yourself up or numb yourself down…so why not make it a prop in JERK off content….because to weed people, each weed ingesting moment is CEREMONIAL…a ceremony best served NAKED.

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2023

17

May

Whitney Cummings Spread Legged in the Pool of the Day

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I am not a fan of Whitney Cummings comedy, the only thing interesting about her is her last name really, or that she didn’t fully thought on comedy and stopped withe COME, because you can’t spell women comedy without COME, that should be a meme no one understands, right…..

But I’ll break it down to you….she’s had mainstream success, which means she’s rich but that doesn’t mean she’s good, funny, interesting, talented or interesting, it just means that she’s been able to convince some people that she is, and through marketing they’ve been able to convince the mass mainstream audience that she is, because the general population are morons and laugh only because of laugh tracks, not knowing what they are laughing at.

So in being an attention seeking whore comic, I’ll assume she sucked the right dicks in the comedy circuit, it worked, so let her remind all the girls out there with a dream that despite the METOO movement, sucking dick works, and if you WANT to do it, it’s not METOO and can still get you ahead, but in this era, you just have to be VERY convincing that you’ll never turn that BJ into a media opportunity down the road….

And in being an attention seeking cumming dumpster from the COME industry, since she’s a real player in the COME industry, they’ve even given her TV SHOWS people….REAL DEAL NETWORK TV shows…..

Spreading her legs is just part of the process….

Trash…

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2023

17

May

Crotch Shot and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Bikini Babe VS Bail Bond Man

Wet Suit Reveal

Getting Dressed on Youtube

What’s her Favorite Position Quiz

Beach Workout

Ass Head….

PROPER Beach Walk

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

17

May

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know if I do this chubby chasing fat girl gone wild post because I resent you. dear reader.

You know, like one of my many content trolls that HUMOR me but that you aren’t quite aware of because no one pays that much attention to me.

The truth is that I know the lot of you are chubby chasing fat girl gone wild fetishists because of the whole tit and pussy thing, which is probably even negotiable at this stage in the trans game, because you just want love and you take what you can get, you low standard pervert.

It’s like why fetishize unrealistic hot chicks, when you can fetishize have dead whales….that thanks to your fetishizing of them, the media normalizing fatness, are also too unrealistic to imagine fucking you, so you resort to jerking off like you’re in the WALMART parking lot watching a fatty get her diabetes fuel….

But it’s still a troll to me…my NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED THIS IS WHY…while SIMULTANEOUSLY being a JERK OFF TO FATTIES WHO WANT TO BE JERKED OFF TO….because ultimately, I may not like fat ladies, I may be married to one, but that doesn’t mean I hate that they produce self shot porn, that’s just another level of the amazing smut filled world we live in, anybody and everyone can be naked on the internet and it’s always something I’ll support….FREEDOM….even if it looks like it may die of a coronary, or EAT its way through the all you can eat buffet…they have a FREEDOM to be naked no matter how gross they are!

Plus premature death is cool, even if it comes slow and with a lot of annoyance, 20 years of waiting for the obesity to kill off my bitch so I can escape this hell and do fun things again….but instead I’m a fucking nurse….with the hope of a better tomorrow when the obesity, since it is unhealthy, takes her out!

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2023

16

May

Carmen Electra Relives Her Now Very Vintage Playboy Days of the Day

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We get it Carmen Electra, if that’s even your real name, you were once in Playboy back in the early 70s, when most of us were going through puberty, because you’re a fucking dinosaur with bolt on tits, but STILL a dinosaur.

Her Playboy magazine isssues are so old they are probably selling at auction as antiques and not because of her being in them, but because there’s only a dozen still around after the great Chicago fire of 1810….

I thought with age and in Carmen’s case, A LOT OF AGE, comes wisdom, or experience, or different strains of herpes making you immune because they cancel each other out, which I guess I can’t confirm or deny via these photos, but I can say that clearly she didn’t learn after ALL these years that a TITTY flash IS not enough for the fans, we need spread asshole, butt plugs, dildo riding, insertion…

This is a new era, girls do this shit for fun on instagram stories, and don’t ask for 10 dollars a month for three losers who haven’t moved on with their life…

A tit flash, barely porn in Europe, yet asking suckers to pay up, is EXTORTION….

We can see tit on CABLE, we see BOX on CABLE, we don’t need to pay ELECTRA to see her tits, like they are even her real tits…

This is not your grannies smut era, or in Carmen ELectra’s case her SMUT era as she is the granny, so I’m pretty disappointed, but her photoshop and filter skills are entetaining…and you gotta give the old bat some credit for not quitting, not giving up, and pursuing her dream of showing off the tits.

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2023

16

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I like pants so tight they start fires from the friction while they are running from my unsolicited sexual advances…..

Not that I am scary enough to make a woman run, or even endowed enough to be considered flashing my cock even with my pants off, it’s an inny….

I don’t have the stamina to run, or even catch up to a brisk walker, but that doesn’t mean I can’t apprciate tight pants or feel like if this was CAVEMAN era, those tight pants would probably generate some pretty horrible results from the people who can’t control themselves when basically staring at someone who might as well have their pants off….since the pants are so tight….and the pussy so exposed through the pants…

HOWEVER…I do appreciate a good friction fire, it’s the survivalist in me, where are the marshmallows, here are the tight pants..

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2023

16

May

Hailey Clauson is in Sports Illustrated Swim Again of the Day

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A tranny, a fat bitch, a granny and a man walk into a Sports Illustrated cover shoot……

The good news is, they still use models….

Hailey Clauson is an interesting big titty model who has been modelling since she was like 14 or 15 and who got a HEFTY payment for being in a provocative shoot when under the agte of 18 for some creeper retailer who she ended up suing for sexualizing a minor and settling out of court, meaning her entire adult life, she didn’t really have any need to model, she had a pile of money from her childhood inappropriate modeling….because being provocative can pay if you set up the right creeper.

That said, she’s been in SI Swim since 2016 and SI Swim doesn’t seem to let go of their models, it’s like a family, and in Hailey’s case she’s not necessarily as tight bodied as you’d want a swim model to be, but compared to the fatties in their other inclusivity and diversity shoots, she’s a fucking win….the kind of actual model they sneak in when the WOKE police aren’t judging them and attacking for not letting fatties in the mix, like some kind of PARODY that’s become REAL life…..

I call this shoot, memories of photoshop….where has it gone, when will it return, we don’t know these people, let’s make them unrealistic body expectations for JERK off purposes.

To see more SI SWIM Propaganda CLICK HERE

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2023

16

May

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I like to think that the only reason Zuckerberg owns half of Hawaii with his data mining platform that people don’t mind having their data mined from, is all because of the bikini…

There’s the idiotic rationale that people have about data mining, which goes a little something like “I have nothing to hide” or “they are watching me anyway through my phone, so why not just let them make billions off our backs”….not realizing that the DATA mining is not only invasive but the same data that has trained the AI to be smarter than you….

But that’s just the power of the bikini….

I remember an ongoing bar conversation I’d have when the SMART PHONE first happened, or when I first got mine, which was probably 5 years after the first smart phone happened, where I would say “imagine I told you that I’ll give you a device that listens to everything you say, reads everything you write, knows everything you search, every site you visit, every porn you’ve jerked off to, every woman you’ve said inappropriate things to while drunk, ever picture you’ve taken, every location you’ve been, including your current location” you’d think I was crazy, now people are buying this shit for 1000 dollars…..but hey, it will allow women to take and post more bikinis, which means you can view more bikinis, so it’s worth it…

Basically, we’ve given up our freedoms and live in tyranny all thanks to swimwear and I’m almost OK with it, cuz swimwear is HOT..

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Posted in:swimsuit

2023

16

May

Video of the Day

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I am sure this is a pretty old edit, in part because fat is now normalized and calling an under water fat bitch a whale is frowned upon in our modern and horrible society…

I am well aware of the trending memes, stories, videos, news clips, brawl videos, twerking videos that people post and maybe I’ll post more of those, I’ve posted that shit for decades at this point….people don’t come here for that, they go elsewhere for that, but since they don’t come here for anything, I can focus on things I like like the timelessness of making fun of a fatty underwater…it’s great…

Posted in:Videos

2023

16

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits Tuesday is the day we celebrate the Tiny Tits, in a way to hopefully not get any tits slaughted and implanted with cancer and inflammation causing tit sacks, even if it makes it more visually exciting for the perverts out there, who don’t know how to appreciate smaller packages that have just as much bite, with less bark than the bigger tit counterparts….

As it turns out, some tiny tits can also be breast implants, which is something I generally pretend doesn’t happen, because why would a girl waste her time going from an a-cup to a barely b-cup…..because the world doesn’t make sense, that’s why….

But as a general rule, the tiny tit celebration, because tiny tits are hot, perky, lovely, and still have nipples to suck on, needs to happen to save the tiny tits that think they are unworthy being tiny tits, unless of course the tiny tits feeling unworthy give people like me a chance to play with them because they feel inadequate….

MAYBE I am looking at this all wrong and instead of being a hero to the tiny tit community by endorsing them, I should be hating on them, making them feel insecure so they have something to prove to me about their tiny titty worth….

Something to think about…right…

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