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2015

05

Feb

Emmy Rossum Naked on TV of the Day

I don’t like Emmy Rossum, but I do like what she represents.

You see she blocked me on social media for making fun of her, and I encourage that kind of behavior, as a feminist who likes to empower women by making fun of cunts like this who get naked to get ahead in their careers, like a slab of fucking meat….because all they want is fame and fortune and global acceptance…I figure it’s important to call them out for the bullshit that they are….and I do like seeing girls get naked, I just like when they do it because they want me to jerk off to them, instead of for trying to advance an acting career…ya know…a whlole lot of authenticity is missing from her strategy, but that can be said about all these fame whoress.

Posted in:Emmy Rossum|HBOobs

2015

05

Feb

Vivica A Fox Has Nipples of the Day

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Vivica A Fox wanted to remind you who she was, by wearing what could be one of the better dresses I’ve seen in a while, and I’ve seen some dresses, thanks to my cross dressing neighbor and all his fashion shows he makes me watch when I go over there to use him for his booze, TV, and whatever else…because I don’t care if a motherfucker wears dresses, as long as I get drink…

Now she may be old…but she’s still showing nipples, no pasties, the way the dress was meant to be worn…which is probably why Rick Fox married her, before divorcing her and ending up with Eliza Dushku, who you may remember from on TV show early 2000s…exciting stuff….here and now…and all it took was nipples…imagine what spread ass would do…

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2015

05

Feb

Fire Shot Fail and Other Videos of the Day

Failed Demolition

Retard Kid of the Day

Guard Dog VS Dude Fucking With Him

Zimbabwe’s President Falls

Dude Gets Slammed By the Parking Barrier

The Tuk Tuk that Couldn’t

Slap Off Contest Fail

Granny Bowls a Strike

Naked Man in Intersection

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

05

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It was a full moon last night…that’s what everyone on social media is saying…I didn’t turn into a werewolf, but the girl I was with pretty much did, unless she’s always that crazy….I wouldn’t know…I met her in a back alley for a blowjob and she was pretty much eating her own face…the blowjob was ok though….but only because she’s didn’t eat off my dick like it was the closest thing to food, albeit not very much food that she had all week…crackheads…so affordable…but so disgusting.

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…at noon…

Hot Chicks in Bed
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Taylor Swift Legs…Shopping
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Mila Kunis on Struggling with her Big Boobs
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Jimmy Fallon’s New 1990s Gag involves Saved By the Bell
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Just a Couple of Fame Whores and Their Wet Nipples
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Dane Cook Flexing His Muscles
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The New Magic Mike Trailer
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Candice in Lingerie
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Sleep Study Rapist is Hilarious
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Viral Pussy of the Day
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads
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2015

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Nothing is quite as good as the homeless guy who was doing karate with himself in the emergency room last night….except maybe the three butthole pics I got sexted to me while my phone battery was dead…something that I am pretty happy that I am not….the dead part, not the asshole part…because the asshole part is kind of what I do…the dead part would have sucked if my brain injury Natasha Richardson-ed me….which I guess it still could…but hasn’t yet..

Here are some stepLINKS while I do fun concussion filled thigns…

So Much Ass for Wednesday
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Kanye Carries Paul McCartney
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Jen Selter Still has an Ass
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More Girls With Amazing Asses
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Glamour Model Tits…
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Kylie Jenner is Blonde
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Jay Z and Beyonce are Moving to LA because Gwyneth Told Them To
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Slut of the Day
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Some Julia Roberts Action
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I Keep Watching This Plane Crash Video..
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Megan Fox at the Airport
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Micaela Schaefer Raped By Bears
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Another Angle of this Taiwan Plane Crash
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Ashley Benson’s Skinny Jeans
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Hydrochloric Acid VS Aluminum
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Mila Kunis is a Busty Mom….
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Katy Perry Thinks You Watched the Super Bowl for Her
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Paris Hilton Porn
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Johnny Depp Married AMber Heard
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Be My Instagram Girlfriend…
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Lauren Pope is Pretty GOod
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Alicia Silverstone’s Hard Nipples
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Mila Kunis is on Tinder
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Adriana Lima Does an In Store
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Random Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Neil Young Sings with Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young
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I’m into Karlie Kloss’s Little Ass
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Vivica A Fox Braless
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Subway Art
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Heidi Klum is in Lingerie
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Katy Perry is Getting an App
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Johnny Depp Married
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More Heather Graham Bikini Pics
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Multiple Car Pile Up
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Hot Girls in a Bikini
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Topless / Bottomless Fame Whore
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Katy Perry Says Popstars are Soap Opera Characters
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The Cost of Pete Carrol’s Blunder
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The Full Daredevil Trailer
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Huge Bush of the Day
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Shoot In Their Bellies
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#SaveYourBush
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The Girls with the Bronzed Asshole…
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Sex Scene from Shameless
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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This is What Big Tits ARe Supposed to LOok LIke
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Don’t Pee on her
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Is it In Yet?
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Flip Brough to You By Vodka
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Czech Girls are Naugthy as Fuck as they Fuck….
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

04

Feb

Ashley Graham’s Plus Sized Bikini Model for Sports Illustrated Ad of the Day

This isn’t a Sports Illustrated produced video. It is an ad placed on Sports Illustrated, that I am sure Sports Illustrated was responsible for due to the press it will get…without it going against everything they stand for…

Look at Sports Illustrated getting paid to be inclusive, even though they’ve been featuring plus sized models for a very long time, from Kate Upton to other awkwardly shaped girls, but I guess this one takes the prize, for being the most plus sized, as America gets fatter and fatter, this becomes the norm, and politically, they have to play this shit up like they are endorsing full figures, even though I’m sure they are mocking it for a viral video to generate buzz, in fact their creative directors are probably the first people to call a model fat…before using them for their marketing play..

So…it goes like this…pay SI 100k to be in their mag…get a video produced…let Sports Illustrated get all the press….Genius.

Posted in:Ashley Graham

2015

04

Feb

Doutzen Kroes for WSJ of the Day

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This just goes to show you, that if you take a picture of a professional model, she can make it look good, especially if you’re a good photographer, who gets hired to take pictures of celebrities and models, and gets paid a lot of fucking money…

I mean the reality of the whole thing is that this is her job, so if she looked shitty, like babies she has made with her celeb DJ, she probably wpuldn’t be a model married to a celeb DJ….but more of a regular girl who does regular things…like not pose like an asshole for pictures…of nonsense that mean nothing and serve no purpose…other than to sell product, or maybe to make give ugly girls something to make them feel shitty about themselves…who fucking cares…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2015

04

Feb

Emily Ratakowski in Some Lingerie Video of the Day

Emily Ratakowski made a Valentines Day video, she probably got paid a lot, and her 5 minutes of fame have being a solid year and a half of fame, and in that year and a half of fame, she’s made a ton of fucking money….and may even be in a position to retire a much richer person than she would have been if she continued doing the free shoots….and the lesson here is that you don’t need to be tall, you don’t need to be a model, you don’t even need to be hot…to be famous for your tits…you just need a little marketing and a Pharell viral video and song to really solidify you exist…but like anything it fades out…what’s the expression “this too shall pass”…something I like to say in reference of my herpes outbreaks…but that I guess that can be applied to the herpes outbreak that is EMRATATATATA……

Posted in:Emily Ratakowski

2015

04

Feb

Selena Gomez Erotica of the Day

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on

I didn’t listen to this shit, because it looks awful, miserable, annoying as fuck…but I did see the part where she basically looks like she’s swallowing a Justin Bieber load….with disgust, while trying to be sexy, as most load swallowing goes…you see it takes a very amazing girl to actually love cum…they all say they do…but they don’t mean it…it’s like how they all say they give good blowjobs…when really they can’t all give good blowjobs…they just take dudes who they are sucking off saying “that’s amazing, because my dick is in a mouth” to fucking heart…instead of working on their craft…

Not that that has anything to do with this Selena Gomez instagram porn….or maybe it has everything to do with this Selena Gomez porn…

Another 'guess this song'… And I promise I'm done because now I'm actually working. Not making videos.

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

04

Feb

Gigi Hadid’s Seafolly Campaign of the DAy

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Gigi Hadid is America’s favorite Arab…who the Muslim world probably frowns upon….because she poses half naked…instead of practices the rules of their religion. You know one who got away, making you think that maybe under the sheets live some serious fucking babes, but your racist ass probably attributes to her white mom…

All this to say, rich girl who can do anything she wants…anytime she wants decides to do this..

Posted in:Gigi Hadid