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2015

19

Jan

Shay Mitchell’s in a Bikini for Attention of the Day

Shay Mitchell is an Ethnically ambiguous actress from Canada, who has clearly won at life so far, because she’s in bikinis for her social media attention, while I’m locked in a fucking ice box of hell, not that I’d ever compare anyone to me to demonstrate winning, because even the homeless man down the street who throws his feces at people, is better off than me…but I guess what I am saying is…at least she’s not in Canada..and it is all thanks to being on a very popular tween show…with millions of followers…putting her theoretically at the top of her game…and the good news is that it can all come crashing down, real fucking fast, because fans aren’t loyal anymore, they are too self involved and trying to be the next Shay Mitchell to bother with the actual Shay Mitchell and that moment of fame, when it all crashes, and desperation sets in makes me laugh, even knowing she’ll be fine and have many billionaire boyfriends willing to scoop her up and impregnate her.

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2015

19

Jan

Julia Pereira is the Babe of the Day

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If you know anything about models and modelling you will know one very simple thing…and that is that Brazilian women are amazing…

Sure some of the over celebrated, over paid, undeserving Victoria’s Secret girls who all came up in the early 2000s, like Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart and a bunch of others were pretty good…and sure I’ve called Gisele an Tranny that Tom Brady fucks like she was a football team initiation in the post winning game shower because it helps him get his team into the Superbowl without being ousted for being a homo and there is nothing New Englanders hate more the a Feg…

But they are still amazing, and the newest Brazilian model that you probably have never heard of, but should is Julia Pereira…and I would argue based on these pics alone…is better than all those overhyped Victoria’s Secret model..because Victoria’s Secret is shit, and Julia Pereira is the fucking future…

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2015

19

Jan

Elsa Hosk is Amazing by David Bellemere for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Swedish model who is pretty fucking awesome…

She used to do a lot of NUDE MODELING …she’s even been nude in MAGAZINES ….I mean you can see everything I’ve ever posted and said about her HERE ….because I’ve been following her career for a long time, not because I want to, but because the voices in my head tell me to, just be happy this isn’t me actually following her home late at night, but rather just looking at pics her tall model ass has been in….because it’s less creepy, but then again, it’s still pretty fucking creepy…how is this my life?

That said, she is one of these naked for fashion fashion models who went A-List by booking Victoria’s Secret…and now she’s in Marie Claire Italy…shot by one of the best photographers out there – David Bellemere…and I think I’m in love…it’s like I finally understand what every love song ever written actually means.

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2015

19

Jan

Gigi Hadid for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is pretty well positioned, because she’s one of those fake it til you make it, but you don’t really need to fake it so hard til you make it, because her dad faked it til he made it, and now instead of getting her a pony, a trust fund, a college education, he’s been able to get her a modelling career, finance her living out her dreams, because as a narcissist, there’s nothing more fulfilling when something that came out of your balls, becomes a legit model…even if it is all through positioning and not actual skill, talent, or ability…not that any model really needs ability…talent or skill..they just sort of stand there..

Anyway, she’s been booked by Victoria’s Secret because they like relevant girls, and she’s relevant…from popstar boyfriendds..to Taylor Swift and Jenner friendships…the whole thing a ridiculous new generation version of the family portrait you’d see in rich people’s houses in the 90s…you know whole family in jeans and white t-shirts with no shoes…weirdness…

Either way, she’s not in her bra and panties, but should be.

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2015

19

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Booty of the Day

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Kendall Jenner posted this butt shot of her claiming to be wearing a pair of Khloe Kardashian’s pyjamas, that we can safely assume are not actually Khloe Kardashians pyjamas, just part of the storyline some asshole who writes their show came up with…you know to get the interaction between all their accounts as some real time, after-the-show..bullshit that is just bullshit…

However if they are Khloe Kardashian’s pyjamas, and not just a marketing plug for the pyjama company, or a lame attempt to do an ass pic…I hope they were never worn, because these girls get everything for free, sharing clothes doesn’t happen,…but if it does…I hope there is no older, used up cuz she’s the ugly one, after birth shit staines rubbing up on this younger one…even though she’s probably just as dirty, kids these days..

All this to say…that ass…

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2015

19

Jan

Taylor Swift and Martha Hunt and Gigi Hadid and Other Models are New Lesbians of the Day

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Taylor Swift is the biggest star at least in terms of popularity, record sales, and how she’s marketed herself over the last 5 years.

So it is only natural that anyone who is anyone with any level of access to her, is going to friend her, because who wouldn’t want to be partying with the single most important person with the greatest reach on social media and really all media…it’s like the best selfie or tag to get on that shit..instant relevance…

It’s also natural that Victoria’s Secret would do that same play with her as they did with Leonardo by positioning their models with her, creating lesbian slumber fantasies, because she’s over men – according her all her cheesy, quick to market, girl power songs…it’s good for marketing..

So this may be a paid for, sponsored event, or it may be fame whores with the leader who is famous, but either way…lots of legs to potentially clit on clit scissor grind…

TO SEE PICS OF TAYLORE LEGS WITH SOME HIPSTER GROUPIES CLICK HERE

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2015

19

Jan

Karmen Pedaru Nipple for Francesco Scognamiglio of the Day

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Here name is KARMEN PEDARU …

She is Estonian. She is a model who shows her tits.

This is her campaign for some ridiculously named designer “Francesco Scognamiglio”, who even with his ridiculous name, probably should have gone with something a little shorter…whether it is his name or not…I mean Americans won’t buy into something so Italian, it is against their racist core…that only like Italians for pizza…and I guess the Sopranos..

However, he clearly knows more than I do about these things, because he’s the one I’m writing about, and not the other way around, but I guess in my defence, I am just celebrating that finally, a clothing brand, is using a model willing to show tits, showing her tits…

It’s this kind of creative direction Victoria’s Secret needs to get into

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2015

19

Jan

Danica McKellar in a Bikini of the Day

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Danica McKellar was one of those girls who kinda threw me off when I was younger. She was the Topanga before Topanga…who was positioned as a love interest in a show that was influential on teen boys everywhere…and in both cases I was like they’re not all that, maybe I’m a homo, but then there would be secondary characters on both Savage Brother shows and I’d be like, nope, I’m not a homo, I just have actual taste while all these other dudes just eat what they are fed with no fucking thought put into it…even at a young age, I knew when a bitch was overrated…over celebrated…and I guess now that she’s 40 and in a bikini…you can see what I always saw in Winnie Coooper, whether she’s a math genius or not, that face isn’t anything great…and I guess her career, even with all that hype may prove that…but ya know..I always like bikini pics…even when they are 20 years too late.

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2015

19

Jan

Dead Kennedy’s Concert Picture of the Day

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So the punk band Dead Kennedy’s had a concert and this girl decided to let some dude eat her out on stage while the band performed…If you consider the Dead Kennedy’s the Dead Kennedys without Jello Biafra….

Despite hating large gatherings of people, I’ve been to punk shows, I used to go to a lot of punk shows, I am sure I’ve seen so much fucking worst than this, but it was pre internet, I was on drugs and drunk, so I don’t remember…same thing goes for raves, I have been to raves, and saw equally ridiculous shit….and music festivals…people get fucked up and take advantage of the audience to be wild and crazy and get caught up in the moment…but I guess I’m old as fuck, don’t leave my house, and it was pre-internet…and didn’t go viral on reddit…but it does now…thank god for that…

I guess this couple was too drunk to fuck….

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2015

19

Jan

Genesis Rodriguez for Esquire Mexico of the Day

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When I first saw these Genesis Rodriguez for Esquire Mexico, because Spanish speaking people, love Spanish speaking people who make it in any capacity in the mainstream media, I just assumed she was an instagram whore, or one of those latina hip hop music video girls from Miami, and I ignored…

Then I saw her at the Golden Globes so I looked her up and I was only half right about this Genesis Rodriguez, because she is from Miami, but instead of being some ratchet stripper who fucks rappers after her shift and gets to gold dig, her mom did the gold digging first and landed some Venezualan celebrity….allowing her to grow up as a little rich girl…who has decided to follow daddy’s career, because it’s easy, especially with such a huge hispanic community in America, who don’t work…making her great for a Soap Opera…like Days of Our Lives…

Oh wait…the story just got better…thanks wikipedia:

In 2004, Rodriguez (then 16 years old) was involved in an underage sex scandal with her Prisionera co-star Mauricio Islas, who was then 30 years old and married.[4] The case was settled out of court, allowing Islas to avoid jail time, with Rodriguez being awarded millions of dollars in a large payout from Telemundo.[4]

Fuck Daddy’s money and instead fuck 30 year old celebrities when you are 16 and illegal in Florida, but not in Canada or Mexico…where Islas was probably from…clever little half naked harlot…

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