Stupid Driver Causes Gas Fire
Hail Storm Leads Smashed Windshield
Unarmed Guy Gets Gunned Down
Topless Protester of the Day
BMW Gets Sandwiched…
Russian Hitchiker of the Day
2015
11
Feb
I had a moment where I could finally relate to rich people. I was in line at the coffee shop and some homeless guy was in front of me, complaining that his coffee was 2 dollars, because he only had 1.90, and I was like “broke ass motherfucker”….because I had 5 dollars….and I cut him in line and grabbed my change like a fucking boss…
Here are some morning links…
Brian Williams Suspended for 6 Months
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John Stewart’s Daily Show Goodbye
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Dr Phil – No Audio
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J.Woww Got Tits
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Girls With Smiles
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Kennedy Summers – Bikini Wearing Fame Whore
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Uma Thurman’s New Face
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Some Harry Potter Bullshit Edit You’ll Like
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Summer St Claire in Lingerie
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Girls Taking Selfies
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Selena Gomez Round Face
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College Football Photobomb
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Helen Mirren Falling is Over – In the Doggy Style Position
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
10
Feb
I know it isn’t morning, but when you’re an alcoholic who sleeps all day, when not at celebrity events with Taylor Swift and Hozier….Katy Perry and Diplo…Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith…and god knows who the fuck else, open bar has a tendency to make me challenge open bar…to make sure they don’t beat me and that I get my full use out of them…
I mean, unless that was all a dream…and I’m really just in my shitty apartment with my fat wife drinking rubbing alcohol, which is all I can afford…
I’m pretty sure I’m really just in my shitty apartment with my fat wife drinking rubbing alcohol…but pretending to hang with celebrities…and not realize it…makes for a better story than I tried jerking off to an asshole pic some fat chick sent me a month ago….because I was curious what an asshole of someone who eats/shits as much as her would look like…and it turns out…not so good.
Here are some stepLINKS
Jon Stewart Quitting Daily Show
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Uma Thurman’s Face is Mangled…
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Kate Hudson’s Body is Looking Hot as Fuck
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Miley at the Porn Festival
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Ariana Grande VS Dude Who Hates on her Tits
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Britney Spears Underwear Line….
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Slut of the Day
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Kylie Jenner Demands Lucky Charms…Marshmallows Only
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Micaela Schaefer Does Valentines Day
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Fails of the Week
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Joanna Krupa Showing Off Tits
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian
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Taylor Swift Banging Hozier…..Take Him to Church….
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Pics of Taylor Swift and Hozier Fucking…Together….
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Foul Play Suspected in Bobbi Kristina Incident
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Vagina Yogurt Sounds Disgusting
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A Girls POV is Alright
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Kim Kardashian Tits
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Jeb Bush Leaks Emails and Home Addresses and SSNs of Thousands
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Sports Illustrated Models Hang
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Natalie Dormer is Scary Without Make-Up
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Charli XCX Booty Flash
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Airplane Nearly Collides with Sky Divers
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Kendall Jenner’s Weirdo Topless Shoot
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Erin Heatherton Nipples
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Leonardo DiCaprio Made Out with a Model in Front of Rihanna
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Sophie Turner for Town and Country
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Man Laughs at Dog for Slipping on Ice
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Hilary Duff Body
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Rihanna’s Topless Shoot
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Steve Buscemi in 50 Shades of Grey
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Dr Phil Without Dialog is GOod
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Charlize Theron and Sean Penn Together
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Jessica Davies is Alright
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Emmy Rossum is Dykey for FLesh Magazine
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Some Random Trash With a Trashy Tattoo in a Bikini
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Chocolate Anus
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Rob Kardashian is Fat – Fuck the Haters
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Guess the Ass
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Barbara Palvin in Glamour
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Some Chick Named Summer Modeling Lingerie
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Angry Wife VS the Audi R8
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Helen Mirren in Anal Stance
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Crazy Bitch of the Day
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Webcam Girl and Her Squirting Toy
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Naked Basketball Player
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Trinidad Fight of the Day
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Naked Yoga
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Big Stupid Tits
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Ass of the Day
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Flaming Russian Takes a Leap….
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In Case You Missed It – Turtling Bait
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Hot Ass Naked Babe
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Some Asses
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This Penis Sculpture is Actually Clouds
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Girl and her Cucumber
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Small Tits Naked in Bed
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Cop Who Overreacts of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
10
Feb
The biggest news in the entertainment industry is that Chloe Gracce Moretz turned 18….and then put on a bikini….
It is not as exciting as when a girl who wants to get into porn turns 18…you know with the whole coming of age….right of passage….anal on the first day they can be filmed doing anal….because if they did it a day before…it would be kiddie porn…but today…12 hours later…it is ok.
Only the bikini version, which is boring as fuck, but still a bikini…..
Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz
2015
10
Feb
Lindsay Lohan posted a picture of her in a bikini…because I guess she hasn’t died in a pile of her own vomit after a heroin overdose yet…and she’s managed to be able to post bikini pics just to let us all know she’s ok….she’s still here….and she’s ready for you to stare at her awesome tits….because the one thing I can say with confidence about Lohan, other than the herpes stuff, or the whole being used by her parents so hard that she has no soul, overrated talent who can’t handle the heat of child stardom…is that she’s got great tits…and sometimes that’s all you really need…
Apparently…she’e engaged:
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan
2015
10
Feb
Selena Gomez posted instagram erotica if you consider no concept photoshoots for instagram, where she’s all black and white, and less pudgy than she normally is, with no pants on and spread but not the way you want her spread erotic…which I do….and not just because I know Justin Beiber had sex with her…but because I am a pervert capable of masturbating to anything that involves tween starlets who aren’t tweens thanks to Disney stealing their innocence…
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2015
10
Feb
Charli XCX loves showing off her ass…if anything I think that’s the only reason she exists. I’ve seen her in person at least once and she was wearing some leotard jacked up her ass, with no pants on, just casually…because I guess that’s how you get your music heard these days….you do it as half naked as possible…and people will care…and based on her success, I am going to assume that people do care…she’s massive now…
You know once just a UK slag doing UK slag things…and now an American hit, living the American dream…like she was the fucking Rolling Stones or the Beetles…all from showing a little ass….pretty easy concept…so girls…show your ass. It will work for you.
Posted in:Charli XCX
2015
10
Feb
Photographer YU TSIA took these pics of Gigi Hadid, because I guess they became best friends when he was shooting for SPORTS ILLUSTRATED ….and got her into the studio, because, she is, in the event you didn’t know, the number one model of the year, thanks to proper positioning, and a little bit of family connections…and instead of going to college like all the other 19 year olds her age, she can make lots of money being a vapid cunt…all while feeding her ego…and more importantly, the ego of her narcissistic parents who made her and who she is a constant reminder of how great their cum and ovaries are….
Either way, hot pics.
Posted in:Gigi Hadid
2015
10
Feb
I used to make fun of fat girls, but then I realized I was only doing that because I was angry that I was married to one, and everything they told me about obesity, like premature death and disease wasn’t happening fast enough…it’s easier than divorce…
I’ve even made fun of ROBYN LAWLEY in the past….because I’m a jerk…
Then I started making fun of skinny girls, calling them fat, but only models who get paid 100,000 dollar day rates, because I feel they deserve the scrutiny…and should starve themselves to justify those pay days…
But as someone who fucks fat girls…I don’t mind em, I actually like how insecure they are and how hard they will make up for it in bed…
More importantly, as someone who knows fat girls on an intimate level, this fat chick who Sports Illustrated is milking hard, is hardly even that fat…she’s proportionate, and sure she may out weight Kate Upton, who is actually plus sized, but in denial….she looks less sloppy….
If they were to really try to make an impact…there would be more cellulite..and gunts…this is just no different than their other models…so this whole PR push about this is insanity….
Here are some of the pics…
TO SEE MY RECAP OF THE WHOLE ISSUE CLICK HERE
TO SEE ALL THE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED PICS AND VIDEOS VISIT SI.com
Posted in:Robyn Lawley
2015
10
Feb
This nude pic of Zahra Schreiber, some WWE wrestler, have been doing the rounds the last little while, and I am surprised anyone would fucking care because WWE wrestlers are practically pornstars…and even if they don’t fuck on camera, look like they will give you a lap dance for 10 dollars a song…I mean that’s how they do their low grade casting for low grade women…with fake tits and cheesy everything, because that’s just what wrestling speaks to…
So tits happened, with the one thing that makes wrestling not gay, their dick clit thanks to steroid, trashy women…
I love that this is being pushed as “accidentally posted to instagram”….it is like the upload process just accidentally allows you to put shit up…I mean the reason I don’t bother with instagram is that it takes too long to get a picture up…this is called getting your name on the radar…a little press that should be a sex tape…it worked for Farrah Abraham…it can work for any low level.
Posted in:Zahra Schreiber