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2015

19

Jan

Gigi Hadid for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Gigi Hadid is pretty well positioned, because she’s one of those fake it til you make it, but you don’t really need to fake it so hard til you make it, because her dad faked it til he made it, and now instead of getting her a pony, a trust fund, a college education, he’s been able to get her a modelling career, finance her living out her dreams, because as a narcissist, there’s nothing more fulfilling when something that came out of your balls, becomes a legit model…even if it is all through positioning and not actual skill, talent, or ability…not that any model really needs ability…talent or skill..they just sort of stand there..

Anyway, she’s been booked by Victoria’s Secret because they like relevant girls, and she’s relevant…from popstar boyfriendds..to Taylor Swift and Jenner friendships…the whole thing a ridiculous new generation version of the family portrait you’d see in rich people’s houses in the 90s…you know whole family in jeans and white t-shirts with no shoes…weirdness…

Either way, she’s not in her bra and panties, but should be.

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2015

19

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Booty of the Day

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Kendall Jenner posted this butt shot of her claiming to be wearing a pair of Khloe Kardashian’s pyjamas, that we can safely assume are not actually Khloe Kardashians pyjamas, just part of the storyline some asshole who writes their show came up with…you know to get the interaction between all their accounts as some real time, after-the-show..bullshit that is just bullshit…

However if they are Khloe Kardashian’s pyjamas, and not just a marketing plug for the pyjama company, or a lame attempt to do an ass pic…I hope they were never worn, because these girls get everything for free, sharing clothes doesn’t happen,…but if it does…I hope there is no older, used up cuz she’s the ugly one, after birth shit staines rubbing up on this younger one…even though she’s probably just as dirty, kids these days..

All this to say…that ass…

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2015

19

Jan

Taylor Swift and Martha Hunt and Gigi Hadid and Other Models are New Lesbians of the Day

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Taylor Swift is the biggest star at least in terms of popularity, record sales, and how she’s marketed herself over the last 5 years.

So it is only natural that anyone who is anyone with any level of access to her, is going to friend her, because who wouldn’t want to be partying with the single most important person with the greatest reach on social media and really all media…it’s like the best selfie or tag to get on that shit..instant relevance…

It’s also natural that Victoria’s Secret would do that same play with her as they did with Leonardo by positioning their models with her, creating lesbian slumber fantasies, because she’s over men – according her all her cheesy, quick to market, girl power songs…it’s good for marketing..

So this may be a paid for, sponsored event, or it may be fame whores with the leader who is famous, but either way…lots of legs to potentially clit on clit scissor grind…

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2015

19

Jan

Karmen Pedaru Nipple for Francesco Scognamiglio of the Day

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Here name is KARMEN PEDARU …

She is Estonian. She is a model who shows her tits.

This is her campaign for some ridiculously named designer “Francesco Scognamiglio”, who even with his ridiculous name, probably should have gone with something a little shorter…whether it is his name or not…I mean Americans won’t buy into something so Italian, it is against their racist core…that only like Italians for pizza…and I guess the Sopranos..

However, he clearly knows more than I do about these things, because he’s the one I’m writing about, and not the other way around, but I guess in my defence, I am just celebrating that finally, a clothing brand, is using a model willing to show tits, showing her tits…

It’s this kind of creative direction Victoria’s Secret needs to get into

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2015

19

Jan

Danica McKellar in a Bikini of the Day

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Danica McKellar was one of those girls who kinda threw me off when I was younger. She was the Topanga before Topanga…who was positioned as a love interest in a show that was influential on teen boys everywhere…and in both cases I was like they’re not all that, maybe I’m a homo, but then there would be secondary characters on both Savage Brother shows and I’d be like, nope, I’m not a homo, I just have actual taste while all these other dudes just eat what they are fed with no fucking thought put into it…even at a young age, I knew when a bitch was overrated…over celebrated…and I guess now that she’s 40 and in a bikini…you can see what I always saw in Winnie Coooper, whether she’s a math genius or not, that face isn’t anything great…and I guess her career, even with all that hype may prove that…but ya know..I always like bikini pics…even when they are 20 years too late.

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2015

19

Jan

Dead Kennedy’s Concert Picture of the Day

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So the punk band Dead Kennedy’s had a concert and this girl decided to let some dude eat her out on stage while the band performed…If you consider the Dead Kennedy’s the Dead Kennedys without Jello Biafra….

Despite hating large gatherings of people, I’ve been to punk shows, I used to go to a lot of punk shows, I am sure I’ve seen so much fucking worst than this, but it was pre internet, I was on drugs and drunk, so I don’t remember…same thing goes for raves, I have been to raves, and saw equally ridiculous shit….and music festivals…people get fucked up and take advantage of the audience to be wild and crazy and get caught up in the moment…but I guess I’m old as fuck, don’t leave my house, and it was pre-internet…and didn’t go viral on reddit…but it does now…thank god for that…

I guess this couple was too drunk to fuck….

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2015

19

Jan

Genesis Rodriguez for Esquire Mexico of the Day

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When I first saw these Genesis Rodriguez for Esquire Mexico, because Spanish speaking people, love Spanish speaking people who make it in any capacity in the mainstream media, I just assumed she was an instagram whore, or one of those latina hip hop music video girls from Miami, and I ignored…

Then I saw her at the Golden Globes so I looked her up and I was only half right about this Genesis Rodriguez, because she is from Miami, but instead of being some ratchet stripper who fucks rappers after her shift and gets to gold dig, her mom did the gold digging first and landed some Venezualan celebrity….allowing her to grow up as a little rich girl…who has decided to follow daddy’s career, because it’s easy, especially with such a huge hispanic community in America, who don’t work…making her great for a Soap Opera…like Days of Our Lives…

Oh wait…the story just got better…thanks wikipedia:

In 2004, Rodriguez (then 16 years old) was involved in an underage sex scandal with her Prisionera co-star Mauricio Islas, who was then 30 years old and married.[4] The case was settled out of court, allowing Islas to avoid jail time, with Rodriguez being awarded millions of dollars in a large payout from Telemundo.[4]

Fuck Daddy’s money and instead fuck 30 year old celebrities when you are 16 and illegal in Florida, but not in Canada or Mexico…where Islas was probably from…clever little half naked harlot…

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2015

19

Jan

Kate Upton for Manic Magazine of the Day

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Some obscure magazine, that I don’t actually think is an actual magazine, called Manic Magazine, put out some pics of Kate Upton, and anyone who knows anything about Kate Upton will tell you that she’s an exhibitionist slut who loves to fuck everyone, but more importantly, they’ll tell you she’s fucking fat, disgusting, a monster and has no business being a model, but the companies use her and try to rebuild her in post production, because she’s hugely popular, her tits gets hits and action for them, and it’s worth paying photoshoppers to work on her…

So either these pics are very fucking old, or very fucking doctored…but they are in no way representative of Kate Upton…but I’ll post them anyway, because people love this bitch.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2015

19

Jan

Amber Rose Rockin’ a Subtle Bikini of the Day

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This is what I call Ho Rolls…because this is how a ho rolls…you see I’m not so quick to call a girl I hooker, I just think that hooking is an engrained and innate female ability to use her sexuality to get things, whether those things are cash money, jobs, or even a loving husband with a good stable job…it all stems from their use of their vagina, and last I checked the dictionary, it was prostitution, but it’s really just being a girl…

That said, so girls are more ho than other hoes, and this ho Divorcee getting back on the wagon of the exploitative Ho train, meaning now that she’s done with the one rapper she got knocked up with, she needs to get some attention to get a new one, because she’s used to the life…and without the buzz around her no one will care…and the best way to do that is with a subtle bikini in the least subtle way…and I’m all for that behavior..babies or not…it’s good…

She’s hanging with some chick named Blac Chyna, who seems up to her level of ho…showing nipples by the pool for attention…hey it’s better than stripping…