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2015

19

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When you’re an obese hermit, trapped in a shit hole apartment with an even more obese woman, during the deep Canadian freeze, you have little options but to sit on your phone all day, since you don’t move and don’t own a TV, playing on TINDER talking to gems sucking on dildos…..maybe I just attract a weird crowd…who eventually add me on snapchat – drunkenstepdad – where they show me their vaginas…so many vaginas…and even one getting fucked up the ass video…which makes all the unsolicited dick pics worth it…

Here are some morning links…

Christina Aguilera’s Pimpin Out Her Daughter…
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Woman Fakes her Own Death to Break Up With Someone
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Girls Got Some Legs
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Lindsay Lohan’s Doing a Superbowl Commercial
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Plastic Ball Prank
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Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples
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David Guetta Maintains Scam That he is an Actual Artist…
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Pull Up Dance
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Tom Hardy Drops Out of Suicide Squad
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Johnny Depp is a French Pirate
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A Man Posted Live Updates on his Wife’s Cheating On Reddit
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Some Girls in Selfies…
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Redneck VS Industrial Aircompressor
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

If you want to have a good time this weekend wherever you are…by bringing the DrunkenStepfather fun with you…anywhere your shitty existence goes…add:


snapchat: stepgirls

To your snapchat…because we have girls getting naked on that shit all fucking day and night every fucking day and night…because the future is snapchat and it makes me feel like sucking at life isn’t that bad…when there are naked girls participating in your 10 year strong internet movement…no one cares about..except for naked girls participating in it…

That said…thanks to the interent…we don’t need to leave the house anymore…not that I ever did…and we can devote our lives to jerking off all day….boners everywhere…

Here are stepLINKs….

Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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Taylor Swift Feeds Underage Girls Booze
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Naked Woman Crashes Stage
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Gwyneth Paltrow Says MDMA is the Best Drug She’s Done
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Baby Holding Dad Puts Pants On with No Hands
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Mariah Carey’s Got No Upper Lip
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Jennifer Aniston – Braless
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Angelina Jolie Nipples Even Though Her Tits Were Amputated
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Britney Spears Leaves a Dance Studio
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More Angelina Jolie in a Silver Dress
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Dancing Super Market Cow
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Hooters 2015 Bullshit
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Kimberly Garner Hot Body in a Bikini
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Christina Milian Hard Nipples
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Nina Agdal’s Panty Flash
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Price is Right Fail….
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Girls in Mirror Selfies…
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Fame Whore of the Day
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ALessandra Ambrosio in the Parking Lot
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The Most Egregious 2015 Oscar Nomination Snubs
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Claudia Schiffer…Long LEgs…
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Lookin Down Shirts….
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The Most Insane Conspiracy Theories About Hollywood Awards
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Gisele’s Legs Promoting Bullshit
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Elisha Cuthbert is Thick as Fuck
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More Pics of Joanna Krupa in a Bikini
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Whenever I feel Sadness I Look at Lena Dunham Pasties
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Cat Plays Peek-a-Boo
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Amateur Bank Robber of the Day
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Katy Perry Says She’s Not Beyonce
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Miley Masturbates on Camera
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Some GIrls in Lingerie
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Some Allison Brie
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Howard Stern Interview
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Medicated Britney
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Charlie XCX Fishnets
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Jehane Gigi Paris Tits…
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Carmen Electra is a DJ
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Rachel Stevens Hot Dancing
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini
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January Jones Says “Men Should Serve Women Instead of Acting Like Little Bitches With Vaginas”
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Pornstar Tells a Joke of the Day
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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The Girl Who Pisses on the Bus
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Ginger Freak of the DAy
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Topless at the Tennis Club
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Topless Fame Whore of the Day
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Skinny Dip at the Beach
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Sexy Beach Day
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Cam Girl at the Public Library
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Public Peeing of the Day
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The Naked Babes from Marco Polo
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Hot Masturabating girl of the Day
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Hot Babes You’d Never Expect Fucking…Fucking…Because they are Czech….
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

16

Jan

Miley Cyrus’ Pictures of the Day

It isn’t a day…without a Miley Cyrus picture in it…So here is the Miley Cyrus picture of the day her bending into a car like a street hooker…because she’s a hooker…not that I like to call girls hookers…and I love hookers…but sometimes girls choose to be hookers…like Miley…and that is magical…enough…

These are less interesting than….her V Magazine Porno Polaroid Nudes…or the pic of her FINGERING HERSELF IN SHORTS


TO THE V MAGAZINE NUDES in the Forum
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

16

Jan

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini Top of the Day

Anna Kournikova is one of the main reasons this site exists…not because I am an Anna Kournikova fan…but I am very into women’s tennis…it’s so erotic…the girls so fit and classy and feminine as kicking ass and flashing sweaty panty ass…making orgasm sounding grunts…but because the first post of mine that went viral in 2005…where over 400,000 people hit the site….making me think…”Oh shit maybe I’ll get rich off this”…was an Anna Kournikova pulling sand out of her ass post….now I haven’t got rich off this…and Anna Kournikova is still in a bikini….proving that 10 years later…a lot has changed…but sitting on my couch and Anna Kournikova in a bikini has stayed the fucking same…that’s about as philosophical as I can get.

Posted in:Anna Kournikova

2015

16

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Behind the Scenes Shoot of the Day

Candice Swanepoel makes me laugh…

not because I spoke about her to a South African last night, saying that her family had slaves, only for a defensive white South African to say “We don’t have slaves and haven’t since the 1790s”…to which I said…well her farm hands are all black and you can assume they aren’t being paid well…which to me is slavery…to which she said “if you pay someone enough to buy some food and provide them transport to their aids ridden tribal village, it isn’t slavery…slavery is when you own them”….

not because she from a High AIds Rate country…

But because she’s a nude and topless model, yet she’s so private while changing on set as to not show the paparazzi her tits…..even though we’ve all seen her tits…and they are just TITS….tits….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2015

16

Jan

Bikinis for Wildfox of the Day

Masha Gutik and Ana Kai are models I’ve never heard of…but they are posing in my friend Mark Hunter’s campaign he shot, and probably got paid lots of money, for Wildfox, which is some bubbly, mainstream, but pretends to be edgy brand that is owned by Jimmy Sommers…who is some drunk who apparently molested UNDERAGE MODELS …but that could just be underage models doing cash grabs…right? I mean guys financing brands that target hot young girls, that cast young hot girls, never touch those hot young girls….just ask Dov Charney….

These pics may be boring, but they are better than 99 percent of catalog pics out there, so I support.

These girls are amazing.

Posted in:Ana Kai|Masha Gutik

2015

16

Jan

Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Christina Milian was at some event…and she brought her mom nipples, mom nipples that I am sure she’s showing off because she wants the attention….because she decided to throw in her one-hit wonder career to get knocked up by a stupidly rich music producer that has song writing credits on so many hit songs…that she’ll be set for life financially…but being set for life, for these egos, who love themselves, or hate themselves but want to feel good about themselves, by having fans everywhere sucking their celebrity dicks…

So she’s forced to bottom feed like this…and I’m sure everyone close to her has heard the “I could have been Rihanna”….or “I paved the way for Nicki”…war stories these whores always have to validate their existences…boring.

Here she is getting her nipple pierced on a show you didn’t know she had – cuz no one cares..

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Posted in:Christina Milian

2015

16

Jan

Shay Mitchell for Yahoo Style of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some very famous, yet still not household, celebrity on some popular show, who I guess is trying to not be the Tori Spelling, unable to ever branch out from that popular show, and one day being forced to whore herself on reality TV, because in her racially ambiguous mind, she’s an actress…and she’s got Oscar wins in her…she just has to get cast…and as another one of these Canadians girls just trying to make it…I’m excited to see it all collapse, because…I like when they come crawling back and end up working the bar where you drink so you can discuss their 2 million instagram followers…and how it all means nothing..

But before that happens, she’s on some media campaigns, doing any media she can, because it’s time for her to take this celebrity and lock it fucking down…pantsless for Yahoo!

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2015

16

Jan

Kelly Brook’s Bikini Ass of the Day

If you’ve ever got drunk with professional Irish Rugby Players, you will know that Kelly Brook is a fucking joke amongst the league…apparently, she’s a Rugby groupie and has fucked all kinds of Rugby players over the course of her whoring…..and they just go off, even showing you nude pics of her that are passed around the league, laughing about how fat she is….I mean they just think her move to America is as silly as anyone who knows who Kelly Brook is, because she’s not that hot, she’s hopeless, her acting career probably won’t happen…she’s just too old…and as much as she tries…she just doesn’t have it, but she does have tits, big tits, and tits is all that people care about…

I guess she’s trying to curve that interest to her ass…because it is the fat ass era…I mean that’s how I explain this selfie…

What I can’t explain is why I just analyzed her selfie…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2015

16

Jan

Kate Beckinsale’s Skinny Bra of the Day

Her name is Kate Beckinsale…and the people who love her…absolutely love her…it’s like they saw her in some low level movie called Underworld, and their virgin socially awkward loser instincts took over and decided she was a girl they would love until the end of time….

Since I am not a virgin loser, I am someone with a virgin loser job, I mean blogging about these idiots is fucking lame…more lame than being these idiots…but funny enough…I am more about hating everything obsessively, that obsessing over bullshit like videogames, nerd shit, sci/fi fantasy and the girls who market themselves to that…

But I do know who she is, because she’s a single mom, her daughter is probably 18 now, and she still looks like that…and for someone from the UK…that’s just a freak of fucking nature…

So here’s a shitty intentional see-through…that is hardly a see-through…


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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale