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2014

18

Dec

Victoria’s Secret “Forgot” to Airbush Candice’s Nipple of the Day

People are saying that Victoria’s Secret forgot to airbrush out Candice Swanepoel’s nipple from their recent catalog. I am going to say that these kinds of accidents don’t just happen, before any of this shit goes to print, 100 people sign off on it.

I think that they are just slowly stepping up their game, but saying “hey why don’t we show what the lingerie actually looks like, instead of erasing body parts”…since this is the porn generation, nipples aren’t a big fucking deal, and these are models who are paid a lot of money to show their fucking nipples.

They just can’t come out and do it over night, it will upset the Christians, test the waters, get some press, because people like Candice’s Nipple, especially one week before Christmas…in strategic, basic, but strategic use of nipples, probably a few years too late, since Nipples are hardly as shocking and the real impact would come spread ass with two black cocks shoved in her…

Either way, here’s to brighter future for a shitty brand that uses amazing girls for their marketing…

TO SEE THE WHOLE CATALOG CAMPAIGN THAT SUCKS CLICK HERE

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2014

18

Dec

Nicki Minaj for Roberto Cavalli of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is now the face of some fashion brand…because she’s either really fashionable, even a fashion icon, which I highly doubt…I think she’s more just someone with an audience who people pay attention to and who a brand will pay a million dollars to – because they want to reach her audience…of white suburban 15 year old boys who can tolerate her shitty music because of her ass implants they all love…since this is the ass generation…and she’s a popstar who pretends to be hip hop, which pretends to be core target street music, but that is really just designed to sell shit to white kids with access to their parent’s credit cards…

Not that it matters…nothing actually does…I just saw cleavage and was like post this bullshit…but I’m well aware of it being bullshit…I just don’t think Nicki Minaj is…you know, just a puppet blinded by the lights…

If that doesn’t interest you – here’s her nipple on TV…

A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on Dec 12, 2014 at 1:29pm PST

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2014

18

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio in Christmas Advent Calendar Porn of the Day

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Here’s a little Alessandra Ambrosio, who is actually pretty big, as all these models are, being used to celebrate Christmas…for THE LOVE MAGAZINE Advent Calendar I’ve Been Promoting for Years , not because everyday is Christmas, or because she’s a Christmas miracle, but because any press is good press, especially for Love Magazine who are owning this Christmas season with their silly videos, like this one that is not very exciting, not that I would know if it was exciting, I didn’t actually watch it, because I have better things to do with my time, like uploading it to the internet for you to watch instead because old mom models who worked for an evil billion dollar brand dancing around for Christmas not dressed for Christmas..is your fetish…not mine.

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2014

18

Dec

Kate Upton Lookin’ Fit at the Airport of the Day

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Nothing like a little or in this case big…very big…Kate Upton gunt busting out of her one size to small, but already huge pants….to celebrate the Holiday season and the Holiday weight you are going to put on with all the eating and drinking….only with Kate Upton, who got her start early, like 3 years ago, when her metabolism slowed down, her fame led her to eating, yet she is still the most searched model on the internet according to google, and google knows all, since dudes clearly like tits…even when they come with dumpy stomachs and asses…because they are able to mentally crop all that out…thanks to being blinded by tits…that aren’t even good tits…but that are big tits…

All this to say is that this Anna Nicole Smith bootleg…is fat as fuck…for a model…and that I am pretty amazed…she’s still relevant…but I assume she won’t be for long…but maybe I’m just old school and girls spilling over their pants aren’t bikini models to me…

Either way, she’d make a good Mall Santa you get to titty fuck…but she’s better, still fat, but better, when she’s in her self shot nudes…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

18

Dec

Behati Prinsloo is a Zombie Santa of the Day

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Someone posted this video of Behati Prinsloo being a zombie Santa because I guess making fun of one of the most iconic characters in the history of the Christmas spirit, you know the fat man in a red suit, that has nothing to do with Jesus, the birthday you’re supposed to be celebrating, when really he’s the one who was an actual zombie, while Santa was just a cartoon, but I guess her playing Zombie Jesus wouldn’t go over well…kinda like her marrying Adam Levine…since he’s the fucking worst…and no matter what she’s doing here…all I smell is his seed all over her…making her the fucking worse than the worst because she married the worst…if you know what I mean.

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2014

18

Dec

Alyssa Barbara is Amazing in Lingerie of the Day

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Her name is Alyssa Barbara.

I’ve been following her on her INSTAGRAM because she’s pretty fucking amazing.

She’s from Canada, and lives in Canada, all while Canada is the worst. I know this because I live here, and I know people from here, and none of those people look anything like this, but if they did, and apparently they do, I wouldn’t be so miserable…not that they would talk to me when they do look like this…because I am repulsive…but you know what I mean…and that is that I’d like to suck the maple syrup out of her ass with my tongue…because one thing I do know about Canadians in Canada is that they all shit maple syrup.

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2014

18

Dec

Iana Godnia for Vogue Russia of the Day

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I don’t know anything about Iana Godnia, I just know that she’s showing her tits for Vogue Russia, which means this isn’t softcore porn or anything to sexualize, it is tits for the sake of fashion…not for the sake of Playboy…there is a difference, get you head out of the gutter…

I also know that I love all things Russia and by all things, I mean Russian girls, partially because I am broke and my only leverage point to seduce them is a Canadian Paassport, which is apparently more desirable than a Russian passport,….but mainly because all the ugly ones seem to have died off with Communism. Seriously, they may not have souls, but they are all fucking sexy as hell…not that Iana Godnia is Russian, but why else would she be doing Vogue Russia..right…

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2014

18

Dec

Dolly Parton for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Terry Richardson posted these pics of Dolly Parton on his site that I assume he took for some kind of magazine, and they are in the, what is now the standard Terry Richardson photo, which is unfortunately boring and corporate, when I’d be more interested in seeing Dolly Parton in the not so original, but original enough Terry Richardson pics of the late 90s, that put him on the map as some kind of “artist” or “it-girl”, which involved nudity, penetration, softcore porn, because even at 100 years old…Dolly tits give me a boner, I just would rather be staring at them naked….I mean I’m technically naked but she isn’t…

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2014

18

Dec

Candice Swanepoel BTS Holiday Costume of the Day

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Nothing says Christmas like a South African slave driver / farmer’s daughter wearing a Santa Outfit for an evil corporation that owns her and uses her to push shitty made, shitty styled, shitty product for fat chicks from the midwest who love malls, discount panties they feel they are buying into a lifestyle and upping their sex appeal with, at an affordable price…all because everyone in their trailer park watched the fashion show the other night…and the general public love tacky, shitty things…peddled by Jewish billionaires via exploited Chinese factory workers….

It’s a Christmas Miracal…and here’s Santa Candice Swanepoel….

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2014

18

Dec

Ashley Tisdale in Leather Pants of the DAy

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I just saw a video that I am not going to link…of Dogs being used in Asian factories as leather that they make all your North American shoots, boots, belts, gloves, wallets and fetish gear from, because I guess dogs are cheaper than cows…and dogs are man’s best friend so it made me very fucking upset…so looking at Ashley Tisdale and her broken down face…I can’t help but wonder if her leather pants are a stray dog…but more importantly, I can’t help but wonder just how hot it was in the studio, and how balmy she got in her unbreathable fabric, and how ripe her recently married, possibly pregnant, because why else would you get married, unless it was for fear of being alone, due to a botched face, which I doubt it was,, because she’s clearly got an ego and thinks she is hotter than she is, otherwise she wouldn’t be posing in magazines…pussy is…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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