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Joey King has Nipples of the Day
Joey King has Nipples of the Day
Nikki Gerber is the Instagram Of The Day
Nikki Gerber is the Instagram Of The Day
Trying to Look Up Bella Thorne’s Skirt of the Day
Trying to Look Up Bella Thorne’s Skirt of the Day
Oscar De La Hoya’s Girlfriend Holly Sonders Has a Creepy Ass of the Day
Oscar De La Hoya’s Girlfriend Holly Sonders Has a Creepy Ass of the Day
Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day
Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day

2014

01

Dec

Miranda Kerr in Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

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The Love Magazine Advent Calendar that comes out every year HERE has officially started….and their first instalment was Miranda Kerr, who I guess they were giving a gift to, by putting her in something that at this point is relevant, that stars all the hottest models, and despite being old, useless, over and done and no longer part of an evil empire thanks to bad behavior, Miranda Kerr’s been given this olive branch, you know to make her feel like she’s still got it, still matters, and I like to think it’s all because of her breast implants…either way…it’s the Christmas Season…get ready for lonely girls looking for sex because they have no family…I know I am….they won’t look like Miranda Kerr, but they may have vaginas and that is usually all it takes to be good enough..right…

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2014

01

Dec

Jessica Alba’s In a Bikini on Instagram of the Day

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Jessica Alba has what I call a mock marriage, even though two kids came out of it, and at one point she was all about her dude, to the level in which she trapped him with her uterus, something that worked out for him, at least business-wise, because he’s managed to help her brand herself, and even set up this massive empire she has called HONEST, which as you know, when someone goes out of their way to tell you it is Honest, it is usually a fucking lie…but in this case, it is a lie that will make her a billion dollars, which is a lie that created the American dream, and is a lie that she works on daily, when not in bikinis in other countries, on vacation from all the stress of being a figure head to a lie….not that I care…I think Jessica Alba is boring, but the rest of the world doesn’t, and I get it, I mean she’s still got a rockin’ body, which is more than I can say for most Mexicans…

Here she is working out….

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2014

01

Dec

Chelsea Handler Ass Flash of the Day

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Chelsea Handler has been flashing her ass and tits and all that other good stuff on social media…because she’s terribly desperate now that her show has been cancelled and she doesn’t know what to do with herself…because they changed execs and studio heads from the guys she used to fuck, to guys who want nothing to do with her old, weathered ass, so she’s doing it in a public forum, pretending there’s a reason for it, and luckily not too old for me to look, not that they are ever too old for me to look, even if sometimes they should be too old for me to look….like in this Chelsea Handler situation, but desperation turns me on…more than anything this slag has ever done…making it a good look to me..

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2014

01

Dec

Barbara Palvin Hot for L’Officiel of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is a big Hungarian girl….brought up from communist regime, where the weak either died off or were killed off, thanks to rationed food and no patience for bullshit, leaving only the strong genetics…that are now either cam girls or models…and I guess Barbara Palvin snuck her way into Victoria’s Secret at 18, because Victoria’s Secret are creepy fucking perverts, and they like them young, especially when they are foreign and need work permits…who I’ve heard they used to protect Miranda Kerr’s name, and really the Victoria’s Secret name, from when she banged Bieber…because it made more sense for the new girl, who was Bieber’s age to fuck Bieber and not the old weathered mom who is married to the guy from Pirates, to fuck Beiber, even though the world is full of sluts of both gender, especially at this level, because well…people like to fuck…

All this to say, here she is in Officiel, and she’s looking pretty fun…

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2014

01

Dec

Kendall Jenner Does Some Mean Girls Bullshit of the Day

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Kendall Jenner did some Parody for some magazine based on Mean Girls, a movie I never saw, but that I assume either killed Lindsay Lohan, or reminds the world that Lindsay Lohan still exists, despite being killed off in society and is no longer relevant….being replaced by the likes of Kendall Jenner, who are basically social media whores, famous for being on a show as the sister of the girl who only has a show because they spun her sex tape into reality tv, and in America, if you are on TV you matter…and in Kendall’s case, she matters so much that she’s booking Victoria’s Secret:

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She’s the face of a make-up brand…and she is in a Love Magazine Christmas Pic

Because everyone wants to work with the people who have the most followers…and not the most talent or business being models or whatever the fuck Kendall Jenner, new age bullshit is…and I don’t care, I mean breed girls to be whores, it helps make the world go round….we need whores to get by…at least I do….

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2014

01

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski Does Christmas Lingerie of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is one of my best friends. I mean we used to message each other on facebook sweet nothings about how her tits and lips are real, which I don’t really believe for a second, since I’ve heard stories from people who either know her, or who have plowed through her on her journey to fucking Ben Afleck to get into the Gone Girl Movie…a pivotal moment in her life…

I even have a pet name for her, RAT COW, but only because of her birdlike face and horrible personality…that comes with a quest to climb her way to the top….as a too short to model, who made it as a model, because the internet likes tits..and here she is in lingerie, doing a throwback to her tits, that made her become a hit…fascinating…

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2014

01

Dec

Sarah Hyland is in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Sarah Hyland. She was stalked and beaten by her boyfriend..which I guess means someone really likes her, increasing her value on the market, because if if she’s good enough for someone to stalk and beat her, she must be pretty good…..probably even too good….which isn’t saying much to you, seeing as a pile of dog shit is too good for you, but I guess that means she’s good enough for you to want to have sex with, even though it is a little weird, considering she’s in her 20s and looks 10…but a mature 10…with a set of tits…that she’s showing off on social media in a bikini…like a good social media whore…

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2014

01

Dec

Jessica Hart for Porter Magazine of the Day

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Jessica Hart is some model who I think did Victoria’s Secret for 4 minutes, before getting on the model billionaire program, which is what all the clever models do, knowing that the billionaires are weirdos, possibly gay and need a model to show off to their friends to feel like they’ve officially made it or have it going on or whatever, even though they probably never see each other or fuck each other, it’s just some hooker shit that pays better than being a model…and that allows them the hope of marriage and babies, because billionaires don’t ever marry non-models…

That said, she’s Australian, and thus trash to begin with, so it is no surprised to her countrymen and here she is in Porter Magazine…fascinating.

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2014

01

Dec

Helen Flanagan Hot for The Sun of the Day

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Helen Flanagan reminds me of the stripper I was with last night. Not because the stripper I was with was anything near this good to look at, in fact I think the stripper from last night was missing one of her breasts, I go for the discount gils….but she reminded me of Helen Flanagan because she told me she wouldn’t work at the stripclub next door, because they charge 10 dollars a song instead of the 20 she apparently makes, probably once a day, by a sad and lonely asian who loves strippers….now the reason that reminds me of Helen Flanagan, is because she had better business sense than Helen Flanaga, who was an actress on TV….who said “fuck being an actress, I’m gonna be a Glamour model, which pays less, but at least I get to be hot and naked”….maybe there’s a strategy behind this…or maybe who gives a fuck, she’s pretty amazing…

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2014

01

Dec

Cara Delevingne and Kate Hudson Thanksgiving Dance Off of the Day

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Cara Delevingne and Kate Hudson are friends…and they spend Thanksgiving together, maybe because Cara Delevingne is from the UK, where they don’t celebrate thanksgiving, since they don’t really remember when their people killed off all the Indians to create an independent state from the Queen..or maybe because Kate Hudson is latching onto the It Girl, in hopes of being an it girl herself, or maybe their families are friends, because Cara Delevingne is some rich socialite from the UK…who knows all kinds of people, that’s why they are here, she is here…

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