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2023

28

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I love the whole girls get mad at dudes for being creepers at the gym, yet girls wear pants that are basically skin tight to the fucking gym, then they get home and make videos of their pants that are basically skin tight being jacked up inside them like a tampon that’s gone rogue while not wearing panties at a party whilst on their periods…GET IN THERE YOU BASTARD…you know the opposite of how they react when they see your vagina-like penis….GET OUT OF HERE YOU BASTARD….

The great news is they do this second skin shit at the grocery store, dropping off the kids at daycare, all while knowing they like how it makes their fat asses look, all while knowing it’s thrilling to be sexualized after trading in for the married and kid life, all while pretending “it’s just trendy athletic gear”….

I saw some mom in leggings with her fat ugly kid at the grocery store the other day, I guess they were just shopping after the fat ugly kid’s dane class, because the mother, while making eye contact with me told her daughter “you did great, but you were missing this part of the move”….and she proceeded to do some fucking kick, to bend to squat….in her tight pants…knowing I was watching…not caring I was watching….and I am the kind of person most women say “stop looking at me” as the grab their purse and cross the street….you know feeling raped by my pervert eyes, it’s a curse….yet here I was…witnessing a mom in dance, full ass in motion because that’s the world we are in man….these people don’t even notice people around them as they do their pervert shit for the people they don’t notice to jerk off to twice when they got home.

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2023

28

Feb

Fully Naked in the Store of the Day

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I don’t know why this never happens to me when I’m in stores.

I see all this content on the internet of rogue exhibitionists performing public nudity in efforts to get viral content and to not be caught….yet I’ve never been in the library sitting behind a masturbating girl. I’ve never been at Walmart buying CHEESE PUFFS where some girl gets down on all fours to put a butt plug in while her mom films her, you know the family has hopes and dreams.

Do I MALL SHOP wrong, where the sluts at!

This one is a reddit girl named Lily Flowers and her in-store nudity is so nude it deserves to be shared, to go viral, to make hopes and dreams of a fun and naked shopping experience feel attainable. If anything, they should hire her as their mascot or spokesperson.

I am a fan of this kind of extreme sport, adrenaline pumping, public nudity!

Posted in:Videos

2023

28

Feb

Bella Thorne See Through Nipple Rings of the Day

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Bella Thorne is not the hottest celebrity out there, but she’s got tits. She’s not the funniest, most talented, prettiest, most compelling, interesting, cool, but she’s got tits. I know the Disney star tried to repackage herself as edgy, with an OnlyFans content studio and all that other shit she does, like “smoking weed” like a bad girl….and it’s all fucking corny as fuck, but then again, everything in this era is corny as fuck. It’s all staged, calculated for views, unauthentic or real, just a “let’s try to take this viral” and running with things that did go viral…since no one has a soul….BUT SHE’S GOT TITS….

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2023

28

Feb

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t know if the porn generation, or the younger generation are as excited by bikinis as we are. They are the 20 year olds with erectile dysfunction from all the porn they watch, or produce, since their brains are all wired fucked up thanks to growing up on porn….

I figure that they know the bikini is just a good way to increase engagement on social media, to substitute some of their fake followers, to make it seem like their audience is real, so that they can convert that over to brands or OnlyFans….you know, a tool to target the boomers like us who are overly excited by bikinis…..

At least, I am overly excited by bikinis, like a teenager in an era long ago, maybe even a virgin in an era long ago…when I see the bikini in person, in picture, I still get a dopamine hit….like “oh yeah, BODY BEING SHOWN TO ME”.

I never know if it’s because I am Canada and buried in the snow, or if I am just primally coded to notice half naked girls, because despite access to non-stop porn, I still tend to stare at bikini pics….

I don’t know if I am a dying breed of half retard when I’m near a bikini, in this era of everyone nude, I probably am, but since this is my site, I can do what I want with it, like celebrate the GOOD OLD TIMES when a bikini was about as racy as a chick got on the internet, so it was the best we’d get, making us thirsty for more….you know, the ultimate cocktease that still gave us something of value….the good ol’ days…

Here’s that random ass bikini round-up.

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2023

28

Feb

Meeting in the Gender Neutral Bathroom of the Day

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Here’s a video that’s going viral….I mean it could be old, it could be new, it could just be the product of a drunk girl who had to pee not caring that the bathroom in which she’s peeing in has an open toilet, which may seen weird for you STALL SNOBS, but I’ve been in may bathrooms, mainly gas station bathrooms, with urinal and toilet side by side and I’ve looked at it in wonderment, thinking, if only a woman came in here to pee next to me.

They are pushing this as the benefit of Gender Neutral bathrooms, you know making friends in all the right places, with your pants literally down, but the big issue is if this open format bathroom involves shitting…..which happens to ruin everything.

We already know that gender neutral bathrooms lead to rape, sexual assault and other uncomfortable things, but it doesn’t have to.

I’ve peed in plenty of sinks at parties while girls are peeing next to me and it didn’t lead to rape, just a mocking of my micro cock, which I guess made me the vicim of sexual assault…#MeToo….

We also know that women’s bathrooms are far more vile and disgusting then men’s bathroom, as we’ve all spent our fair share of time in them.

I just don’t understand why we can’t have individual bathrooms, since going to expel our waste as a collective group is pretty intrusive to me….I mean unless there’s some hot pussy in there with me, but from my experience, it never involves hot pussy in there with me.

Posted in:Videos

2023

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have never induced labor using my mouth for a lonely tinder girl who took tinder seriously enough to get knocked up by someone who wants nothing to do with her and has ghosted her….BREEDING fetishes are real until they are TOO real….and now she’s 8 months pregnant and looking for the support she needs….but I would…because I am that kind of mid wife….

I have never paid a girl to pee on me, but there was one time a stripper told me she did squirt shows in the booth for 50 dollars and I figured, it was a worthy investment because seeing a stripper pee in a booth for 50 dollars was too funny a concept to pass up…knowing all the other strippers would be using that booth through the night rolling around in her “squirt”….not that I had 50 dollars to invest…but I managed to make it work…

I have never drank enema water….but I’ll assume that’s just a Tuesday night for the pervert kids today, all jacked up on meds and porn and still miserable….getting pissed on and doing ready to drop fetish fucks…while drinking shit water from their anal adventures just to FEEL something, to FEEL alvie….and still left unsatisfied…

That’s concerning, because when perversion is TOO front facing and pubic, it becomes boring…so
the sad thing is when things go too debaucherous…the fall of society happens and we end up going back to puritan, high morals, which society needs, I AGREE…I am bored of the perverts too…. but what does that mean for us, the forgotten perverts, the old school gang of reject perverts who can’t find our place in the pervert world or the puritan world that’s coming….

At least we have each other.

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2023

27

Feb

Lily-Rose Depp Nipples Again of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp basically did a topless shoot for a magazine, there is a shirt on, but it’s a sheer shirt that basically shows off her titties and that’s a great strategy to get noticed, one I hope makes it to the local streets and coffee shops this summer….it’s levelling up on the braless-ness…and as a person who likes tits and believes in progress, I am into it…

She’s also hot and a celebrity rich kid, so walking around tits out is even better than when other thirsty girls do it, there are socio-economic levels to the whoring.

She’s also from France where tits out is bikini-beach living….so flashing her tits is more a troll, laughing at how simp the simps are…show tits get talked about….it’s a titty launch party for her career!

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2023

27

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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Milfs may be blown out, expired, used up, damaged, destroyed versions of actual women who haven’t decided to sacrifice their bodies to breed new life into the world….but at least you know they’ve had sex to completion and understand how important it is…rather than these other bitches on birth control pills growing cancers and not babies in their wombs…all tricking themselves into being pregnant so that they can fuck and cosplay or pretend they are fucking to completion with every random they let come in them…until eventually realizing when it’s too late that they are alone and that their one purpose in life that they are wired to do did not come happen for them, so they end up killing themselves.

Milfs are basically more impressive than non-milfs, even with all their battle wounds and lack of elasticity or OVER elasticity now that they’ve passed a baby through their cunts.

Breeding is fucking crazy……especially in an era where girl’s don’t even know how to make a microwave burrito!

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2023

27

Feb

Rita Ora in a Short Skirt of the Day

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Rita Ora is popping a squat like she’s about to shit….which isn’t hot to me, which is why I pretend that girls don’t shit..

SO let’s pretend she’s popping a squat in her short skirt to pee on a motherfucker, which is probably exciting to some of you motherfuckers, who just like the rich Hollywood entertainment industry types, love getting peed on, because who the fuck knows why pee is sexualized, but people like getting pissed on. It’s better than being pegged I guess….

I like that she’s dressed like some kind of hobo, bag lady, willing to suck dick for a warm shower and some soup….but I see homeless chicks as a opportunity to get laid for cheap. BARTER TIME.

I don’t know if this is hot or not, but it’s something, and sometimes that is enough!

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2023

27

Feb

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I saw something that read if you’re a tit man, you’re into LIFE since tits give life to new human growth and helps the species survive.

If you’re an ass man, than you’re into shit, feces, toxic waste and getting parasites in your brain to fucking snatch your body and make you a mindless idiot…

I’m more of a pussy man, since pussy is the foundation of womanhood and the blossoming female genitals are more interesting and exciting to me…

But I figure why compartmentalize…bring it all…even MILKY life bringing tits in tit action…why reserve that glory for babies, when we are all stunted man-children anyway….

Sure, sexualizing lactation is weird, but people sexualize every thing and any hook they have…

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