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2023

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Make getting drunk, partying, fucking, all that good stuff fun again…

All these people on social media are so fucking miserable, yet they are all medicated on prescription pills, into getting high and partying, in a generation of everyone being down to fuck porn style, yet they still whine, complain, cry about nonsense like pronouns, vaccines, politics, inclusivity, racism, Dilbert comics, Ohio, Russia, Ukraine, China, TikTok….

Like get it together people, it’s a fucking party, we’re all going to die, get out there and actually stop giving a fuck or being so serious.

It’s a fucking waste of a generation, all these whiners…throw in the towel, no one cares, now dance.

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SI Swim Rookie Katie Austin Does Fitness
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Caroline Vreeland Strips Down for Fashion
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Olivia Jade is Braless
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Dixie D’Amelio See Through at Fashion Week
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Life struggles so true they hurt
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Natasha Henstridge Nip Slip
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Gigi Hadid Showing Leg
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Ashley Benson Vacations!
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Busty Sports Presenter has Weird Fans
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IG Model Debbie St Pierre Kills it on TikTok
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Courtney Cox has Friends Reunion at Walk of Fame
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How they Make Chains
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Man Squirts Water and Milk Out of His Eye
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Rottweiler Attacks
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Instagram Model Spotted in Skimpy Bikini in Miami
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Rachel Bush Hypes up her Man
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John Hamm is Engaged
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Weird Crime Involving a Virtual Girlfriend
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Candice Swanepoel Bikinis in the Rainforest
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Hoda from GMA posts Cryptic Message
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Intense Battlebot Fight
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Sabrina Carpenter Covers Harry Style and Looks Good in Pink
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High School Basketball Brawl
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Goalie Scores a Goal
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How Milliseconds are Measured Mechanically
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Old Folks Recreate Rihanna’s Half Time Show
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Eagle Steals Fish from Fisherman
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Hailey Beiber in a Bikini in Tulum
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2023

Feb

Helena Christensen Mirror Selfie of the Day

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54 year old Helena Christensen, who you old timers jerked off to when she was in Victoria’s Secret in the 90s, but she’s probably more known for being the hot chick in the Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game” video, since that was a huge hit back when people used to jerk off to music videos thanks to porn being hard to come by and not really having that Victoria’s Secret catalog always on hand since people used to steal them.

Miss Universe Denmark 1955, the mother of Norman Reedus’ baby Mingus, the ex of Michal Hutchence of INXS who hung himself jerking off, so he probably used to make her do weird sex acts…is not immune to slutty selfies, as she takes this slutty selfie…and uploads them to the internet for all to see that old lady, menopausal, pussy mount gently hugged by her shorts….

Not every 54 year old can pull this off, thank god they don’t try.

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2023

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Some people are pitchmen for products, pitchmen for politics, pitchmen for revolutions….

I’m just a pitchman for tiny tits, because I know that the tiny tit girls are victims to the propaganda that tiny tits don’t matter, after seeing all the big tits excel with far less effort, like the tiny tits have to put in all this extra work just to get noticed, when really the tiny tit, more compact, manageable, perkier and often on a fitter frames are just as meaningful while in your mouths or being cummed on….

So all the big titty hype of yesteryear, now that the only big titty hype is for fat chicks and trans, since skinny girls are marketed as the enemy of the system, making them sit and get fat intentionally to fit in…but yeah, big titty hype made small titty girls insecure, and small titty girls would do some death sacrifice to their tiny tits, by implanting them with commercial grade plastics, in hopes of their dreams coming true….on some MAYAN TEMPLE SACRIFICE….never to be seen again, and that made the tiny tit lover in me sad….

Which is why I support all the proud tiny tits posting up their tiny tits, hopefully not because they are saying “these are my tits before implants” since that makes me sad….

Not that anyone cares if I am sad…you know no one ever asks me how I’m doing around here….but why would you, I mean there was a time I didn’t write a website and visited websites and the last thing I wanted to do is bro down with the writer….If anything I found him a fucking loser for BLOGGING all day like a teen girl and I still do….

But tiny tits, they matter and here they are.

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2023

Feb

Camilla Belle Bikini of the Day

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Camilla Belle is probably known for some shit other than being dumped by a Jonas Brother for Taylor Swift, which is almost as embarrassing as dating a Jonas brother, but I guess she is 36, so at the time the Jonas Brothers were a big deal, was their age and had their poster on the wall. Sort of like a Hailey Bieber “play it cool, I am his groupie but will pretend I am christian and only fuck if he marries me” concept…that didn’t end in marriage…..

I just don’t know what Camilla Belle is really known for other than that, she’s been acting since 1995, I have sen none of the movies she’s been in, not even Dirty Dancing 3 Capoeria Nights, which is shocking since Dirty Dancing is one of those movies I watch on a way too regular basis, just not the shit spin-offs….Patrick Swayze was so dreamy.

Anyway, an LA rich kid, her dad is cooler than her, his name is Jack Routh, not Jack Belle, and he had a songwriting contract with all time TOP G, Johnny Cash….he still composes songs for Willy Nelson….so yeah, he’s way fucking cooler than his bratty daughter, but she’s in a bikini, so as a tribute to the dad’s work, and I guess what his sperm created, you should jerk off to her. All dad’s love when you jerk off to their daughters, especially Johnny Cash’s songwriter dads.

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2023

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I love the whole girls get mad at dudes for being creepers at the gym, yet girls wear pants that are basically skin tight to the fucking gym, then they get home and make videos of their pants that are basically skin tight being jacked up inside them like a tampon that’s gone rogue while not wearing panties at a party whilst on their periods…GET IN THERE YOU BASTARD…you know the opposite of how they react when they see your vagina-like penis….GET OUT OF HERE YOU BASTARD….

The great news is they do this second skin shit at the grocery store, dropping off the kids at daycare, all while knowing they like how it makes their fat asses look, all while knowing it’s thrilling to be sexualized after trading in for the married and kid life, all while pretending “it’s just trendy athletic gear”….

I saw some mom in leggings with her fat ugly kid at the grocery store the other day, I guess they were just shopping after the fat ugly kid’s dane class, because the mother, while making eye contact with me told her daughter “you did great, but you were missing this part of the move”….and she proceeded to do some fucking kick, to bend to squat….in her tight pants…knowing I was watching…not caring I was watching….and I am the kind of person most women say “stop looking at me” as the grab their purse and cross the street….you know feeling raped by my pervert eyes, it’s a curse….yet here I was…witnessing a mom in dance, full ass in motion because that’s the world we are in man….these people don’t even notice people around them as they do their pervert shit for the people they don’t notice to jerk off to twice when they got home.

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2023

Feb

Fully Naked in the Store of the Day

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I don’t know why this never happens to me when I’m in stores.

I see all this content on the internet of rogue exhibitionists performing public nudity in efforts to get viral content and to not be caught….yet I’ve never been in the library sitting behind a masturbating girl. I’ve never been at Walmart buying CHEESE PUFFS where some girl gets down on all fours to put a butt plug in while her mom films her, you know the family has hopes and dreams.

Do I MALL SHOP wrong, where the sluts at!

This one is a reddit girl named Lily Flowers and her in-store nudity is so nude it deserves to be shared, to go viral, to make hopes and dreams of a fun and naked shopping experience feel attainable. If anything, they should hire her as their mascot or spokesperson.

I am a fan of this kind of extreme sport, adrenaline pumping, public nudity!

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2023

Feb

Bella Thorne See Through Nipple Rings of the Day

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Bella Thorne is not the hottest celebrity out there, but she’s got tits. She’s not the funniest, most talented, prettiest, most compelling, interesting, cool, but she’s got tits. I know the Disney star tried to repackage herself as edgy, with an OnlyFans content studio and all that other shit she does, like “smoking weed” like a bad girl….and it’s all fucking corny as fuck, but then again, everything in this era is corny as fuck. It’s all staged, calculated for views, unauthentic or real, just a “let’s try to take this viral” and running with things that did go viral…since no one has a soul….BUT SHE’S GOT TITS….

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2023

Feb

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t know if the porn generation, or the younger generation are as excited by bikinis as we are. They are the 20 year olds with erectile dysfunction from all the porn they watch, or produce, since their brains are all wired fucked up thanks to growing up on porn….

I figure that they know the bikini is just a good way to increase engagement on social media, to substitute some of their fake followers, to make it seem like their audience is real, so that they can convert that over to brands or OnlyFans….you know, a tool to target the boomers like us who are overly excited by bikinis…..

At least, I am overly excited by bikinis, like a teenager in an era long ago, maybe even a virgin in an era long ago…when I see the bikini in person, in picture, I still get a dopamine hit….like “oh yeah, BODY BEING SHOWN TO ME”.

I never know if it’s because I am Canada and buried in the snow, or if I am just primally coded to notice half naked girls, because despite access to non-stop porn, I still tend to stare at bikini pics….

I don’t know if I am a dying breed of half retard when I’m near a bikini, in this era of everyone nude, I probably am, but since this is my site, I can do what I want with it, like celebrate the GOOD OLD TIMES when a bikini was about as racy as a chick got on the internet, so it was the best we’d get, making us thirsty for more….you know, the ultimate cocktease that still gave us something of value….the good ol’ days…

Here’s that random ass bikini round-up.

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2023

Feb

Meeting in the Gender Neutral Bathroom of the Day

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Here’s a video that’s going viral….I mean it could be old, it could be new, it could just be the product of a drunk girl who had to pee not caring that the bathroom in which she’s peeing in has an open toilet, which may seen weird for you STALL SNOBS, but I’ve been in may bathrooms, mainly gas station bathrooms, with urinal and toilet side by side and I’ve looked at it in wonderment, thinking, if only a woman came in here to pee next to me.

They are pushing this as the benefit of Gender Neutral bathrooms, you know making friends in all the right places, with your pants literally down, but the big issue is if this open format bathroom involves shitting…..which happens to ruin everything.

We already know that gender neutral bathrooms lead to rape, sexual assault and other uncomfortable things, but it doesn’t have to.

I’ve peed in plenty of sinks at parties while girls are peeing next to me and it didn’t lead to rape, just a mocking of my micro cock, which I guess made me the vicim of sexual assault…#MeToo….

We also know that women’s bathrooms are far more vile and disgusting then men’s bathroom, as we’ve all spent our fair share of time in them.

I just don’t understand why we can’t have individual bathrooms, since going to expel our waste as a collective group is pretty intrusive to me….I mean unless there’s some hot pussy in there with me, but from my experience, it never involves hot pussy in there with me.

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2023

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have never induced labor using my mouth for a lonely tinder girl who took tinder seriously enough to get knocked up by someone who wants nothing to do with her and has ghosted her….BREEDING fetishes are real until they are TOO real….and now she’s 8 months pregnant and looking for the support she needs….but I would…because I am that kind of mid wife….

I have never paid a girl to pee on me, but there was one time a stripper told me she did squirt shows in the booth for 50 dollars and I figured, it was a worthy investment because seeing a stripper pee in a booth for 50 dollars was too funny a concept to pass up…knowing all the other strippers would be using that booth through the night rolling around in her “squirt”….not that I had 50 dollars to invest…but I managed to make it work…

I have never drank enema water….but I’ll assume that’s just a Tuesday night for the pervert kids today, all jacked up on meds and porn and still miserable….getting pissed on and doing ready to drop fetish fucks…while drinking shit water from their anal adventures just to FEEL something, to FEEL alvie….and still left unsatisfied…

That’s concerning, because when perversion is TOO front facing and pubic, it becomes boring…so
the sad thing is when things go too debaucherous…the fall of society happens and we end up going back to puritan, high morals, which society needs, I AGREE…I am bored of the perverts too…. but what does that mean for us, the forgotten perverts, the old school gang of reject perverts who can’t find our place in the pervert world or the puritan world that’s coming….

At least we have each other.

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Livvy Dunne Meets her Match in Katie Sigmund
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20. Un-Ladylike Things
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Delilah Hamlin’s See Through Top
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Doja Cat Shows Off Nipples in Satanic Shoot
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The Cavinder Twins Speak Out on the NCAA
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Man Tries to Enter Hogwarts in London and Fails
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