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2014

07

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Pregnant in a Bikini Lesbian Porn of the Day

Pregnant in a Bikin while Lesbians lick up your bloated and disgusting filled up uterus thanks to sex with a 7 foot tall Russian mosnter….porn….is not really exciting….whether circus freak midget Hayden Panettiere is part of it or not…whether she’s juggling or riding a unicycle…or not…whether her creepy fan base who love hr despite her having nothing good about her or not..pregnant belly needs to be hidden always….No skimpy bikini, no excited lesbiand friends..none of whatever is going on here…but it happened and here it is – bye.

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2014

07

Nov

Broken Face Rat/Cow Ski for Cosmo of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski’s new name is Broken Face Rat/Cow Ski.

It makes sense to me.

Here is her Cosmo shoot.

She’s the fucking worst, but at least she’s got big sloppy tits, otherwise her average at best would be now where near movies, TV, internet, or anything…

Fuck this trick….pics…

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2014

07

Nov

Anastasia Ashley Sweater Porn for Esquire of the Day

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Anastasia Ashley is the fucking worst…but I love her.

She’s also a surfer, who is definitely not surfing the big wave I want her to be surfing, the one above my dick that happens every time I move or slap my fat as fuck belly, after being bloated from drinking and diabetes, because I am disgusting…

I guess when she’s not surfing, she is in Esquire modelling sweaters, not quite as erotic, on all fours, topless, or while shoving said sweaters inside her to keep her empty womb full and warm….but I guess that would be a different kind of Sweater fetish shoot, it would be actual sweater porn, and that wouldn’t be too next level for a corporate and sterile men’s fashion and lifestyle magazine…

But I guess her pantsless in sweaters is still a hot enough concept, even though it could be a hot as fuck concept…next time they need to step it up….

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2014

07

Nov

Constance Jablonski for NUMERO of the Day

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I generally hate studio photography. I find it stupid and boring, I mean modelling is pretty stupid and boring anywhere you capture it, under any and all circumstances, but at least when people are on location, or doing interesting things, there’s some kind of story line and more of a reason than some girl is making dumb faces for a camera, other than just for stupid money….

But for some reason, a reason I call exposed tit, I am loving these Constance Jablonski for Numero…

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2014

07

Nov

Sara Malakul for YUME Magazine of the Day

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Sara Malakul is the THAI superstar who made it to America because unlike all the other THAI Superstars, she was an actual woman and not just a boy dressed like a woman that British men paid to fuck when they were 11.

She did this shoot for YUME MAGAZINE – shot by BRAD ERNSKE and it is a pretty lovely experience, but not quite as lovely as sex tourism…but still brings the tits…

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2014

07

Nov

Chelsea Handler’s Topless on a Boat of the Day

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Chelsea Handler loves pulling out her tits for her comedy, or for attention, or for something I call accepting that tits get attention, embracing it, and using it for your advantage now that you need all the attention you can get, and do it by attaching yourself to a charity or organization that is about women pulling their tits out, and become the hero of that on social media that bans this kind of thing, because social media are owned by stuffy corporations that don’t let us behave how we want, and I guess that’s the only thing good about her…because everything about her is evil…

Apparently, she got her show from fucking, so she knows tits get hits, and apparently she even has a sex tape, so the foundation of her popularity…is being liberal with her genitals and tits…

Either way, she’s going back to that nudist hustle, the whole I’m an exhibitionist…I put myself out there”… and I dig it. It’s her best work yet….too bad she’s 100 fucking years old.

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2014

07

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Selfie of the Day

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Here Lindsay Lohan demonstrates that when no one gives a fuck about you, you can always take a picture of yourself, to feel like people give a fuck about you by posting it on instagram and seeing the likes pile up, being like “I may not get legit work, but at least 100,000 people liked this nonsense”…

It’s positive affirmation for the ego…and it works…

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2014

07

Nov

Madonna Topless for L’Uomo Vogue of the Day

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I don’t know when Madonna tapped into her youth and did topless photos for L’Uomo, but by the look of her face, it was too recent and she was too old…

Not that I don’t love a good naked old person, I worked in an old folks home for a year and I used to always debate fucking them while changing their diapers, because they looked so wrinkly and disgusting, I never did, but my co-worker did and no one ever believed the old people when they accused him, because well, #alzheimers.

That said, here are some madonna titty outtakes…and they are disgusting.

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2014

07

Nov

Julia By Chris Steinbach of the Day

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I don’t know anything about this model or this photographer, I just know that she’s in a lacy bra and I can see her nipples, and that may be all I need to know…

You see I don’t care about the artistic process by CHRIS STEINBACH or what camera and equipment he used…and I don’t care about model JUIA …or what she does for fun, or what she likes, or if she’s a real model and not just doing this for fun, or instagram..

I just care about nipples…I am a simple man.

[galley]

via C-Head

Posted in:Photos

2014

07

Nov